Archive: June 2009 (261-270 of 438)

Jun 11 2009 05:26 PM ET
Jun 11 2009 04:16 PM ET

Megan Fox's thumb: So does this make her a 9.99?

Megan-fox-thumb_l According to the all-seeing eye of Google, the Internet is abuzz (oratwitter, or whatever the kids are doing these days) about the factthat Transformers babe Megan Fox appears to have a slightlyshorter-than-average thumb. And by “slightly,” we mean “totallyunnoticeable until you zoom to 600 percent, but hey, isn’t that what computersare for?” Anyway, the haters (“Megan Fox is a freak!”) and thedefenders (“Nobody is actually perfect”) have already startedattacking each other over whether or not this bumps Her Foxiness downto a 9.999, but we think the real question has a lot more to do withthe perils of being a sex symbol in the digital age.

Gone are the dayswhen a pretty face and a nice figure did the trick. Now you have tosubmit to a full-body inspection, with millions of eyes scanning everyinch for freckles and stray hairs. Not only that, but you’re expectedto be on your game 24/7; no fair trying to get the mail or walk to thegym looking like a normal person. The world will see, and they won’t bepolite about it. As for Ms. Fox’s digits, we’re pretty sure this isn’tgoing to put much of a dent in her fanbase (something tells us theireyes spend a lot more time on other parts of her anatomy). But the factthat this is even out there is a little disturbing, isn’t it?

What do you think, PopWatchers? Has our idea of perfection gotten outof hand? Or do sex symbols like Fox invite the scrutiny by playing uptheir physical attributes?

More Megan Fox:
Megan Fox: ‘Fallen’ Angel
Megan Fox and her little black dress: Hotter than Angelina Jolie?

Jun 11 2009 04:16 PM ET

Gwyneth Paltrow: now renaming other celebrities at her leisure

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Gwyneth-Paltrow_l Oh, Gwyneth, you coy little minx, how we do adore your superstar shenanigans! When la Paltrow is not busy buttering her Crisco-legs for Conan or being insulted by Anthony Bourdain, she is conjuring delightful nicknames for her rich and famous friends over on her GOOP "lifestyle" blog.

Case in point: This week's post about cookies (Gwynnie hearts carbs! Swear!), which includes a recipe for Katie Lee Joel's Dark Chocolate Chunk and Dried Cherry Cookies:
"The summer before last, a mutual friend brought the lovely Katie Lee Joel and her husband William over for dinner. Much to my delight, she brought a fresh batch of these cookies with her. I adore the contrast of the dark chocolate and the cherries – heaven."

Billy Joel = William. No joke. I myself have never in my life heard anyone refer to the Piano Man by that name. Then again, I am not an Uptown Girl. Maybe I should ask William Idol? I think he sang at their White Wedding.

Anyway, it's so nice they're all friends. Perhaps her husband, Coldplay frontman Christopher Martin, is off jamming on the Chuck Berry classic "Jonathan Be Good" with the Davidoff Matthews Band? Delightful!

Dear readers, if Gwynnie was your biff, what would she call you? Do tell.

 

Jun 11 2009 04:00 PM ET

'Land of the Lost': Josh Wolk's Pop Culture Club wonders what went wrong

Land-of-Lost-Ferrell_l Welcome back to the Pop Culture Club, in which we meet every week to discuss a movie, TV show, or DVD that was assigned at the end of the previous week’s column. I’d like to begin this gathering with an apology: I’m sorry, I had no idea that Land of the Lost was going to suck this much.

I’m a Will Ferrell fan, and will always give him the benefit of the doubt. On Monday (before I’d seen the movie), EW writer Chris Nashawaty wrote a column all about how the low opening-weekend gross for LOTL was a sign that America was getting tired of Ferrell’s doughy shtick. As someone who thought Step Brothers was unnervingly hilarious, and is still residually creeped out by Ferrell’s unapologetically loathsome car dealer Ashley Schaeffer in Eastbound & Down, I was determined to like LOTL just to prove Chris wrong. Well, Chris, you win.

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Jun 11 2009 03:29 PM ET

Martin Scorsese's 'Shutter Island' trailer: Destined to be bigger than 'Departed'?

The fortuitous partnership between Martin Scorsese and Leonardo DiCaprio is truly turning out to be the gift that keeps on giving. Each collaboration has subsequently yielded a better, more accomplished performance out of DiCaprio (the gulf between his unremarkable work in Gangs of New York and career-best in The Departed is pretty large). Now, given the release of the trippy trailer for their upcoming crime-thriller Shutter Island, there is every reason to hope the pair's best is yet to come. In the trailer, a parade of Oscar nominees (Ben Kingsley, Michelle Williams, Patricia Clarkson, and Jackie Earle Haley among them) turn up for what looks to be one fantastically twisted story of paranoia and fear amidst a criminal investigation at a mental institution on a lonely, isolated island. Like any Scorsese film, Shutter Island looks visually stunning, expertly-acted, and epically directed. This could even be a bigger hit than The Departed, Scorsese's biggest box office success thus far. What do you think? Who has read Dennis Lehane's novel and can vouch whether the trailer captures its spirit? Watch it below and start counting down the days until Oct. 2.

Jun 11 2009 12:00 PM ET

Must List poll: What's the Must movie sequel of 2009?

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Can't wait much longer for the continuation of some of your favorite movie franchises? Neither can we! 2009 might as well be dubbed "The Year of the Follow-Ups" as some of the most beloved characters are making their way back to the big screen this year. So which sequel are you most psyched for? Did yours already hit theaters like Angels & Demons and Terminator Salvation or are you counting down the days for more robots in disguise (and, OK, Megan Fox) in the upcoming Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen? Or is there no contest when it comes to the battle of the beloved book adaptations with the Twilight saga's New Moon and the sixth installment of Daniel Radcliffe and crew's Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince? Vote below and let us know!

Jun 11 2009 10:00 AM ET

Quote of the Day: John Wayne Edition

"I found out early that most men, regardless of cause or need, will blink an eye or draw a breath before they pull a trigger. I won't." — John Wayne, who died 30 years ago today at age 72, as J.B. Books in the 1976 movie The Shootist

Jun 10 2009 08:50 PM ET

Leonardo DiCaprio in the 'Spawn' remake? Um, okay...

According to MTV's Splash Page, comic book magnate Todd McFarlane would like Leonardo DiCaprio to play the lead role in his planned reboot of the Spawn film franchise. In other news, I would like Salma Hayek and Grace Park to be EW.com's new interns.

Because this is how we'd rock summer Fridays:

Alas. Some things are just not meant to be.

Jun 10 2009 08:24 PM ET

Kanye West, life coach: How one of the world's biggest rappers helped ME

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Kanye-west_l A few weeks back, I got a phone call from Kanye West and J. Sakiya Sandifer, who recently published a slim self-help book called Thank You and You're Welcome. My interview with the co-authors turned sour midway through, when I dared to ask Kanye what he thought of Eminem's album. "This is like Andy Kaufman going in, and they're like, 'Do Mighty Mouse!'" the rapper noted. "He's like, 'I don't want to do Mighty Mouse!'" (I think that he was supposed to be Andy Kaufman in that analogy, and I was the inconsiderate audience. Sorry, man, I was on deadline!)

Luckily, Kanye was in a forgiving mood. "I don't get offended anymore, actually," he said. "How did you like the book? I mean, it's like a 15-minute read." At this point, it emerged that I did not, in fact, possess a copy of Thank You and You're Welcome. So we all agreed to schedule another interview for the following week, by which time I would have been able to read the book. Their publisher sent over a copy; I read it cover to cover and drafted what I thought was a list of interesting questions. But when the co-authors called me for our second interview, things only got stranger. What follows after the jump is my testiest exchange with West and Sandifer — most of which did not make it into the printed version of our Q&A.

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Jun 10 2009 07:49 PM ET

'So You Think You Can Dance' finalist and 'Growing Pains' nanny were separated at birth

Julie-McCullough-Caitlin-Kinney_l And then I guess the one who's still super young in 2009 got frozen somewhere along the way. We don't need to talk specifics. The point is, Caitlin Kinney and Julie McCullough look exactly alike. Thanks to TV Watch reader kaf — who was backed up by Christina, Melanie, JP, and Lola — for coming up with this incredibly apt comparison. You have saved me and countless other innocent viewers from having to tear out our non-feathered, non-'80s hair while trying to figure out why Princess Body Wave looked so damn familiar. Watch out, Caitlin! You don't want Kirk Cameron to decide you're not wholesome enough to fit into the family! Don't do anything sexually suggestive! On a DANCE SHOW.

Hey, So You Think You Can Dance fans… We've got a little game going on — EW.com's SYTYCD Prediction Challenge. It's just like that American Idol one we had before but with less Slezak and more me. (I know, gross.)  Guess who will be eliminated each week, read about the Top 20, and discuss your picks on our message boards with EW's Adam B. Vary and readers around the country. Go there now.

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