No, I do not mean "go smoke a bowl." That's illegal. Instead, enroll in Justin Kirk's University of Andy for a few minutes. "Reach your climax today!" Speaking of which, don't miss How to Satisfy a Woman. And, not speaking of which, How to Survive a Bear Attack. Actually, all of the lessons are hilarious. Just go there. Get your degree already.
You can also blaze through season 4 in the amount of time it takes to hit your bong. It's so weird that Showtime's making it super easy for stoners to watch this show. Anyone else excited for Weeds tonight at 10 ET? Leave your thoughts about the season 5 premiere in the comments if you can even make it over to your keyboard. You pothead.







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I only care about Celia at this point. Everyone else is annoying.
You say “Pothead” like that is a bad thing? What…what was I saying?
Ha! Thank you for bringing this Uncle Andy awesomeness to my attention. Those “lessons” made my night. Not sure how I feel about the season premiere yet, but I’m definitely still on the Justin/Andy love train.
Annie B, I am SO not hooking you up with any more Northern Lights!
Just kidding. On the real though, does anyone else feel as if Weeds went all Cousin Oliver on us a few seasons ago? Once Nancy started selling herb for gangster man, I thought things just got weird. Season 3 was bad, season 4 was worse.