Fox's 'I Married a Stranger': How DARE you not find love!

Categories: 30 Rock, Hell to the No!, Hollywood Hate Crime, Reality TV, Things That Are Criminal, Things That Make Me Die Inside

Good news, unmarried women in your late 30s — one of you is about to hit the jackpot! Excuse me, “jackpot.” Fox has picked up the pilot for a reality series called I Married a Stranger, in which “friends” and “families” of a “lonely” lady will eliminate potential suitors for her one by one. What? These people can’t possibly be her real friends or real family. Who says “Uh oh, Jane’s in her late 30s and unmarried – we’d better put her on a terrible reality show! How dare she not find love? How dare she.” God forbid women of a certain age end up in cozy Slankets with some bitchin’ munchies, having a total blast by themselves on their couches. Ugh, the nerve! This calls for a quick poll:

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Katie
Fri 06/05/09 9:37 PM

I was wondering if you had seen this video: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Zt6P3akRAzo
Basically, it’s clips from Zoolander set to Lady GaGa’s “Poker Face.” Let’s just say I died laughing.

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Ep Sato
Fri 06/05/09 9:46 PM

The concept is hilarious, even though it’s crazy to me how they’re going to ruin the private life of some 30 something coed for the sake of entertainment. But then again, most reality tv involves some utterly humiliating concept. And people keep lining up for humiliation, gluttons for punishment that we are.

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Snarf
Fri 06/05/09 10:24 PM

Trainwreck Alert! Also, one wonders if the same lot that are so quick to “defend” the sanctity of marriage (cheeseball ads and all) will show equal outrage at the concept of this show. Doubtful.

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Snarf
Fri 06/05/09 10:24 PM

Trainwreck Alert! Also, one wonders if the same lot that are so quick to “defend” the sanctity of marriage (cheeseball ads and all) will show equal outrage at the concept of this show. Doubtful.

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Snarf
Fri 06/05/09 10:25 PM

Trainwreck Alert!

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kelly
Sat 06/06/09 12:20 AM

Workin’ on my Night Cheese!

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gmcfly
Sat 06/06/09 6:19 AM

kelly, isn’t there a slanket you should be filling with your farts?

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