Earlier this week, police in Syracuse, NY shut down an area near a Civil War monument after spotting an unattended box for a Sex and the City trivia game. (It turned out to contain nothing more than…game pieces.) Naturally, this sounded like the kind of ridiculous scenario that might prompt a racy bon mot from Kim Cattrall's Samantha Jones, or perhaps one of the other SATC gals, so I thought I'd put on my Michael Patrick King mask (creepy!) and give it a go.
Samantha: "I've been known to get excited about a suspicious package myself, but I draw the line at dialing 911!"
Badum-bum! Okay, folks, it's your turn. Head down to the comments section and come up with your own best SATC quip. I'm betting (or at least hoping) you can beat my punch line.
Actually, my fave SATC quip is from the movie:
Waiter taking Carrie’s order: “Thank you very much, Ms. Preston.”
Carrie (after an awkward pause): “That was like taking a bullet.”
Oops! I forgot to add that the comment occurs after Big has left her at the altar and the girls go down to Mexico on Carrie and Big’s “honeymoon”…. so funny!
Samantha: Unattended box? I’m sorry, honey, but no wonder you can’t get a man to go near it!
Carrie: After finding out the bomb was just a box, I couldn’t help but wonder: is my box da bomb?
Kim:
“The only trivia I ever picked up at a public monument was the going (confede)rate for a blow job”
“Mmmm I dropped my breaches at the Civil War monument for a Robert e. liaison ”
“Muskets down officers, anyone up for an un-trivial pursuit back at the station?
“No bombs in the box honey, but that gorgeous cop is packing some serious heat”
CARRIE: “That night, Samantha realised that a brush with the law brought out her Civil Whore”
I miss the SATC show. I can´t wait for the sequel!
Have you seen the SATC Bloopers?
http://hahaha-havealaugh.blogspot.com/
Carrie: What about the mid-life crisis?
Samantha: Who’s mid-life?
SATC bloopers and quotes:
http://hahaha-havealaugh.blogspot.com/
I should have known you might write SATC fanfic, Slezak.