Paris Hilton is pretty much critic-proof at this point, but it can at least be stated that last night’s My New BFF premiere was as gruesome as you thought — hoped? — it would be. Fourteen shameless contestants, all caricatures of extras from the 1995 movie Clueless, are desperately vying to become Hilton’s newest accessory. Hilton is accompanied by her own Salacious Crumb — last season’s Onch — and challenges her fawning court with competitive strip-offs. Every girl’s father died a little bit inside when brassy Tiniecia told the camera, "What girl doesn't fantasize about working a pole one day in life?"
Did you manage to endure the whole episode? Were you hoping, like I was, that the hungry tiger they had to pet would turn on the entire cast?
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One can only hope that the tiger will eventually catch up to em and make quick snacks out of all of them. Hopefully Paris get’s it first….tiger should have an std test once he is done with all of them.
One can only hope that the tiger will eventually catch up to em and make quick snacks out of all of them. Hopefully Paris get’s it first….tiger should have an std test once he is done with all of them.
This was shameful. I now know why Paris Hilton gives me the willies. Watching the uncomfortable reactions of some of the contestants and the responses to those reactions made me realize that Paris and her kind have no regard for other people. These contestants are just there for her entertainment and degrading them just makes it all the more fun for her.
This episode made Paris look like the snooty little head cheerleader who will make herself look good at the expense of all the “less fortunate” geeks and nerds in the school. The geeks and nerds get to go home feeling like they are worthless and unloved while Paris gets to go home and be the pretty popular girl.
This is TV at it’s worst. What have we become?
This was shameful. I now know why Paris Hilton gives me the willies. Watching the uncomfortable reactions of some of the contestants and the responses to those reactions made me realize that Paris and her kind have no regard for other people. These contestants are just there for her entertainment and degrading them just makes it all the more fun for her.
This episode made Paris look like the snooty little head cheerleader who will make herself look good at the expense of all the “less fortunate” geeks and nerds in the school. The geeks and nerds get to go home feeling like they are worthless and unloved while Paris gets to go home and be the pretty popular girl.
This is TV at it’s worst. What have we become?
This was shameful. I now know why Paris Hilton gives me the willies. Watching the uncomfortable reactions of some of the contestants and the responses to those reactions made me realize that Paris and her kind have no regard for other people. These contestants are just there for her entertainment and degrading them just makes it all the more fun for her.
This episode made Paris look like the snooty little head cheerleader who will make herself look good at the expense of all the “less fortunate” geeks and nerds in the school. The geeks and nerds get to go home feeling like they are worthless and unloved while Paris gets to go home and be the pretty popular girl.
This is TV at it’s worst. What have we become?
Why is she using ONCH? What happened to last seasons BFF? I can’t believe she got rid of last seasons winner so fast! I hope Paris realizes that she can’t be a friend to anyone by humililating them and making them bow down to her. She is a spoiled brat.
Why is she using ONCH? What happened to last seasons BFF? I can’t believe she got rid of last seasons winner so fast! I hope Paris realizes that she can’t be a friend to anyone by humililating them and making them bow down to her. She is a spoiled brat.
Why is she using ONCH? What happened to last seasons BFF? I can’t believe she got rid of last seasons winner so fast! I hope Paris realizes that she can’t be a friend to anyone by humililating them and making them bow down to her. She is a spoiled brat.
Why is she using ONCH? What happened to last seasons BFF? I can’t believe she got rid of last seasons winner so fast! I hope Paris realizes that she can’t be a friend to anyone by humililating them and making them bow down to her. She is a spoiled brat.
I wonder if these EW idiots realize that every comment is being posted multiple times because their comment program is broken…
I wonder if these EW idiots realize that every comment is being posted multiple times because their comment program is broken…
I wonder if these EW idiots realize that every comment is being posted multiple times because their comment program is broken…
I wonder if these EW idiots realize that every comment is being posted multiple times because their comment program is broken…
what is stephen last name ? please tell me .
She’s using Onch because he is really a really good friend and she regrets not seeing that now but he doesn’t really wanna be her friend anymore. Anywho, he is willing to help her find a good bff, because he is still a good person!
Plus he has an awesome fashion sense! Have you seen his rainbow barf picture! Funny!
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SOMETHING BAD WILL HAPPEN! MY NAME IS
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HAIR ,MANY SCARS no NOSE OR EARS.. I
AM DEAD. IF U DONT COPY THIS JUST LIKE
FROM THE RING, COPY N POST THIS ON 5
MORE SITES.. OR.. I WILL APPEAR ONE
DARK QUIET NIGHT WHEN UR NOT ExPECTING
IT BY YOUR BED WITH A KNIFE AND KILL
U. THIS IS NO JOKE SOMETHING GOOD WILL
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