How deep is your love for Twilight: Deep enough to go on a week-long Alaskan cruise if the only stars you were promised — so far — are Ashley Greene (Alice Cullen) and Kellan Lutz (Emmett Cullen)? I'm sure the actors are lovely people, who will be in it to win it at the Q&A and autograph sessions and costume ball, but this star power would not be enough to make this the Alaskan cruise I'm going to take someday. Actually, I don't know that even Robert Pattinson sitting on the veranda of my ocean view suite with his guitar in one hand and a mango margarita for me in the other would get me on this ship — unless EW let me expense it. (Damn economy.)
Who or what would it take to get you on board a fan convention? I fear a semi-lame Buffy the Vampire Slayer conference in 2003 has ruined my enthusiasm for the single-subject fan fete for eternity….