We have a lot to deal with this week… Dave's rage, Tanner's fetish, my lack of love for cars, and so much more. Read the full post.
Jun 2
2009
05:03 AM ET
Chris Harrison blogs 'The Bachelorette': Episode 3
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Aww Chris, we won’t hold your lack of car smarts against you. Plenty of other redeeming qualities to make up for that itty bitty weak spot. Wes has officially creeped me out (as has Dave), but have to admit I kinda love the guy again after hearing him describe Dave as “madder ‘n a hornet”…with the appropriate Texas drawl. But now the problem is that my eyes are mysteriously drawn to the chipmunk cheeks photo, which I honestly hadn’t noticed before. Damnation!
Hi Chris. That sure was one of the more interesting shows tonight. That Dave guy is bad news. I hope Jillian doesn’t pick that guy. I’m getting tired of Wes’ singing too. Once in a while is okay. But he sings the same song every night. I kind of wish one of the guys would just break his guitar like they did in Animal House. That zip cord ride was a huge letdown. If the show had a problem with it, then they should have just let them go bungee jumping or something like that like they did last time.
It’s hard to believe that Jillian is seriously looking for a relationship after letting some good guys leave tonight. The thought of watching David go on about Juan in a drunken rage has made this show very unclassy. If I hear Tanner P go on about how much he loves Jillian’s foot, and not her as a person, I’m going to become ill! Poor Sasha…opened up to Jillian and she used it against him. Would not even give him a chance. At least he’s decent and does not speak badly of the other bachelors! After she had experienced her mother’s depression, you would have thought she would have appreciated Sasha’s near-death experience. Instead, she is attracted to men that feed her insecurities (wanting to be sung to, serendading her feet!). How can the show allow one of their bachelors go home on a bus. At least a van. I’m done w/this show. After the last Bachelor program and now tonight’s rauncy episode, it’s time to put this program under the Jerry Springer category.
Ha ha, James, I totally agree! I’d love to see someone (maybe Ed or Mike) come grab the golden guitar of love and smash it Animal-House-style.
Reid really stood out to me tonight. Ed is a doll. I thought Juan had a lot of class when the big group of lunkheads ganged up on him. Dave said, “Juan isn’t like the rest of us – he doesn’t hang out with us.” I wonder why, you big frakkin’ idiot.
Hey Chris, just droppin’ a few lines to say that I love your recaps. Usually hosts of reality shows rage me out with their fake-ness, i.e. a certain little gnome who will not be named, but you are real, and really funny! Hopefully, this “cheese ass” will have a great week.
Ha ha, James, I totally agree! I’d love to see someone (maybe Ed or Mike) come grab the golden guitar of love and smash it Animal-House-style.
Reid really stood out to me tonight. Ed is a doll. I thought Juan had a lot of class when the big group of lunkheads ganged up on him. Dave said, “Juan isn’t like the rest of us – he doesn’t hang out with us.” I wonder why, you big frakkin’ idiot.
Hey Chris, just droppin’ a few lines to say that I love your recaps. Usually hosts of reality shows rage me out with their fake-ness, i.e. a certain little gnome who will not be named, but you are real, and really funny! Hopefully, this “cheese ass” will have a great week.
Hey Chris, just droppin’ a few lines to say that I love your recaps. Usually hosts of reality shows rage me out with their fake-ness, i.e. a certain little gnome who will not be named, but you are real, and really funny! Hopefully, this “cheese ass” will have a great week.
Hey Chris, just droppin’ a few lines to say that I love your recaps. Usually hosts of reality shows rage me out with their fake-ness, i.e. a certain little gnome who will not be named, but you are real, and really funny! Hopefully, this “cheese ass” will have a great week.
Well Chris, she can get rid of Bad – Temper Dave, Feet – Lovin Tanner, & Western Wes. I personally would like to see more of Flyin Jake. I think that he is the Hottest Man on the show.
Well Chris, she can get rid of Bad – Temper Dave, Feet – Lovin Tanner, & Western Wes. I personally would like to see more of Flyin Jake. I think that he is the Hottest Man on the show.
Okay, NOT that it justifies a crazy man’s tirade, but just curious, DID Juan “fake” the shot? I know you have cameras EVERYWHERE, so I know somebody can go back and WATCH, and maybe even slip us a clip of it (shot, or fake shot) here on your blog… Thanks, Hot Tub Harrison! =) Oh, wait was that Jilli’s nickname, or yours? =) heeee heeeeee!
Okay, NOT that it justifies a crazy man’s tirade, but just curious, DID Juan “fake” the shot? I know you have cameras EVERYWHERE, so I know somebody can go back and WATCH, and maybe even slip us a clip of it (shot, or fake shot) here on your blog… Thanks, Hot Tub Harrison! =) Oh, wait was that Jilli’s nickname, or yours? =) heeee heeeeee!
I have always loved Jillian and I know she will take her time to get to know these bachelors as well as she can within the time constraints of the show, That having been said, she better wake up soon and see that Dave from Dayton must be sent home! His tirades towards Juan are totally inappropriate and out of line and frankly, obnoxious and uncouth. I wish one of the other guys would stand up for Juan and put Dave in his place. Why Would Jillian want to be with an ass? Juan may not be right fro Jillian, but Dave is a downright bore and a half…It’s still too early to really know which of these guys are genuine and fabulous finds, but a few do seem like they have potnetial. I like so far Jake, Jesse(neither got a lot of face time in last night’s episode), Reid(so adorable and sweet), Kiptyn, Ed, Robby and Mike(the camp owner, not the break dancer). Finally, I am ready to see Tanner P. and Wes go home…Tanner’s foot fetish is creepy and Wes’s ballad is getting trite..so utterly BORING!
I have always loved Jillian and I know she will take her time to get to know these bachelors as well as she can within the time constraints of the show, That having been said, she better wake up soon and see that Dave from Dayton must be sent home! His tirades towards Juan are totally inappropriate and out of line and frankly, obnoxious and uncouth. I wish one of the other guys would stand up for Juan and put Dave in his place. Why Would Jillian want to be with an ass? Juan may not be right fro Jillian, but Dave is a downright bore and a half…It’s still too early to really know which of these guys are genuine and fabulous finds, but a few do seem like they have potnetial. I like so far Jake, Jesse(neither got a lot of face time in last night’s episode), Reid(so adorable and sweet), Kiptyn, Ed, Robby and Mike(the camp owner, not the break dancer). Finally, I am ready to see Tanner P. and Wes go home…Tanner’s foot fetish is creepy and Wes’s ballad is getting trite..so utterly BORING!