We have a lot to deal with this week… Dave's rage, Tanner's fetish, my lack of love for cars, and so much more. Seattle_Girl, Cynthia, and all the other car enthusiasts, I honestly don't know what kind of car Jillian was driving. It could've been a VW bug for all I know. Somebody thinks it's a '71 Challenger, so lets go with that. Sorry, never been a car guy. Last week I owned up to the fact that my grammar ain't that swell, but the poor grammar on the date card during the race for Jillian is not on me. I will fire the intern who was responsible for that. I'm sure they can find another job in this terrific economy. Denise, I apologize for the terrible picture and my chipmunk cheeks here on the blog. Not sure where these pics come from; guess I should look into that. Last week I also told you that we just wrapped production, which confused many of you since we showed video of Jillian in what appeared to be a final rose ceremony in episode one. Before every season we take the Bachelor or Bachelorette out for publicity shots and video. That's where that shot of Jillian in that dress came from. Another subject that seems to be stirring up rumors and stories is why, for the first time, production went so long. I'd love to give you something really juicy and controversial but here's the boring truth: We had 30 dudes to deal with this season and it just took that long to get it all done. Told you it was boring. Plus, we thought it would fool the folks at CIA headquarters!
After the jump: Ed in the spotlight, Dave's rage meter, and "Western Porn"
Many of you asked to see more Ed. Well, ask and you shall receive. He got the first solo date with Jilli this week. If you liked Ed before, I'm guessing you love him even more now. Is it just me, or was that the slowest zip cord ride ever? Jillian told me she wanted to go faster but they wouldn't let them. Now on to the group date, or as I like to call it, the Western Porn. (Sorry to all the porn stars reading this; your acting skills are a little better than that of our bachelors.) Tanner P, I'm sorry man, that outfit we gave you was just wrong. Brad's kiss… was it "ultra bad ass" or ultra awkward? The Brokeback Mountain scene… let's just move on. Jillian was a little freaked out by all the kissing scenes but dealt with it. Just know that she wasn't that happy about all that. David's rage begins to build, level 1! Sasha got the other individual date. This was a dream date for Jillian… unlike me she loves cars. It really seemed like things were going well between them but Jillian just wasn't feeling it and with so many guys left, if she could eliminate one then, it just made life that much easier. Jillian told me she was really concerned about his lack of relationship experience. He's never been in love and that's something she wants her partner to have experienced. Did we really send him home on a city bus? What, we couldn't find a short yellow school bus at that hour?
Let's talk about Wes and his golden guitar of love. Please give me your thoughts on this because I have to admit, it's wearing on me a little bit. Jilli says it melted her heart (her words not mine). She has a weak spot for live country music, especially when she's being serenaded. Apparently this is many girls' fantasy. Is that true? The cocktail party begins with Dave's rage quickly building to level 3. Interesting when you think back to the sweet, innocent, shy Dave that got the first impression rose. Oh geez, Juan interrupts Dave's time with Jilli… Rage now at level 6! We leave the rage-fest for my favorite part of this episode and maybe the season: Tanner P's toe suck dance. I'm sorry did he just say, "I'm here to suck on some toes and meet some Jillian"? You can't think this guy is creepy cause he's too damn funny. Uh-oh, David's rage meter now up to level 8! Dave was extremely rude and condescending to Juan. I can't believe Juan was able to keep his cool as well as he did. As you heard some of the other guys also feel Juan is a bit insincere, they just don't threaten him with death. This is where it's really tough for me as the host/friend. In the deliberation room, I could clearly see Jillian had a small clue as to what was going on but at this point she obviously doesn't know or see everything. We've always maintained that the Bachelor/Bachelorette needs to find things out and judge for themselves. I try to lead her as best I can and give her direction, but this is her journey and her decisions. Don't worry, Jillian's not an idiot, and she's a great judge of character. I have more to tell you about this but can't at this time. Obviously this situation is far from over, as Juan and Dave both got roses. I will enlighten you as we continue.
I think we all learned some valuable lessons this week: The correct use of your and you're…I don't know about or care about cars, but Jillian does… These guys can't act… What a toe suck dance looks like, and whatever you do in this life, don't ever, ever fake a shot. Now as my angry man Dave would say, have a great week and "stop being a cheese-ass."
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Anyone notice Dave’s skin? He is yellow; overdosed on amphetamines for the last ten years? Have anything to do with so much anger? He is horrible.
I vote no on the singing. At least at this point. I would be put off by it. Seems a little suspect since his occupation is musician, and he told her right off the bat about his single. I heart Ed. He’s just adorable.
Hi Chris,
First off, I’m super stoked for the upcoming Vancouver episode! So excited for everyone to see my beautiful city!
Second, would you be able to tell us the number of roses given at each of the upcoming ceremonies? I can’t believe there are still 13 men in the house. If Jillian keeps pegging them off’ 3 at a time…this show will take forever to get to the juicy final 4 where all the REAL drama goes down!
Last, I fell in love with Reid this week. He’s in my top three with Jake and Kipton!
I vote no on the singing. At least at this point. I would be put off by it. Seems a little suspect since his occupation is musician, and he told her right off the bat about his single. I heart Ed. He’s just adorable.
Anyone think, as I do, that Dave is yellow due to use of drugs? Perhaps he is so angry and likes to drink too much for that reason. He needs to leave.
As to your “serenading” question yes, it is flattering…but the factors that make it more flattering is if it’s not within their comfort zone. Even if a guy has a awful voice…the gesture is qutie romantic…I had a guy sing me a song about love being like a computer and a microchip…it was EMBARRASING, but the gesture was sweet!! For a guy to step out of his “manly role” and show some real emotion (which singing usually expresses) says a lot! Also to which guys who are able to show they emotions (aka crying…) that for some girls is also attractive.
)Can’t wait to watch more!!!
I’ve been meaning to ask…what happens to all the other bachelors who aren’t given roses…I mean some of them are legitimately great guys…ones that ‘ordinary’ girls like myself would obviously like to get to know…any chance that “hooking” people up with like-minded individuals w/o all the “publicity” is possible?? Perhaps a spin-off dating show? (I don’t know what happens, that’s why I’m asking
As to your “serenading” question yes, it is flattering…but the factors that make it more flattering is if it’s not within their comfort zone. Even if a guy has a awful voice…the gesture is qutie romantic…I had a guy sing me a song about love being like a computer and a microchip…it was EMBARRASING, but the gesture was sweet!! For a guy to step out of his “manly role” and show some real emotion (which singing usually expresses) says a lot! Also to which guys who are able to show they emotions (aka crying…) that for some girls is also attractive.
)Can’t wait to watch more!!!
I’ve been meaning to ask…what happens to all the other bachelors who aren’t given roses…I mean some of them are legitimately great guys…ones that ‘ordinary’ girls like myself would obviously like to get to know…any chance that “hooking” people up with like-minded individuals w/o all the “publicity” is possible?? Perhaps a spin-off dating show? (I don’t know what happens, that’s why I’m asking
Could this be “roid rage”? He does indeed seem to be a little jaundiced…drugs vs. alcohol working on that liver.
And, yea, the singing needs to go. Not sure this guy will ever have a successful singing career.
David is starting to scare me. He is not suited for Jillian as he clearly has anger issues. I heart Ed too. I just watched their dinner on the roof scenes for the third time. Ed, Jake or Kiptyn.
David is starting to scare me. He is not suited for Jillian as he clearly has anger issues. I heart Ed too. I just watched their dinner on the roof scenes for the third time. Ed, Jake or Kiptyn.
I want to see more of baseball Mike.
And I do not trust Wes. I do not know why he is there, but it is not for Jillian.
I really want to know if the guys who got roses from last week had to move back into the bunk house. Do they get kicked out after the rose ceremony? It looked like Wes and Jake weren’t in the mansion anymore.
I really want to like Wes, but the more he sings the more I doubt he wants anything other than publicity. Why on earth would he be singing to the guys? I like him a lot better when he is talking.
Is there something the viewers aren’t seeing about Juan? Who cares if he faked a shot, maybe he doesn’t drink and didn’t want to draw attention to it at that particular time. What would he possibly have to gain be pretending to be interested in Jillian. He doesn’t seem to be pursuing any publicity in the entertainment fields. I just don’t get why the guys (and not just Dave) don’t like him.
Overall, loving the show!
Since you asked… Wes’ song thing is wayyyyy over the top. He is so obviously there to boost his music career. And normally I love a man with a guitar, but Wes is just slimy and insincere. I hope Jillian sees through it eventually.
Glad to hear our girl Jillian wasn’t stoked about all the kissing on that western-movie date; it made Jillian look kinda skeezy, and a bad decision by producers. It was gross when Jason did it last season on the General Hosptial set, and just as gross this time around. Enough, already!
The Ed date totally made me swoon. She should snap that boy up. Team Ed, all the way!
Thanks for the blog Chris. You asked about Wes: personally, I think it’s getting pretty old with him and the song/singing. I also feel that he is far more insincere than Juan, whom I believe to be a mature man who doesn’t really care what anyone thinks other than Jillian. He’s not there to impress the guys. You’re right about Tanner . . . he once creeped me out, but in this episode he made me laugh out loud. At least he’s honest about what he likes. David is a maniac; very scary dude; my stomach was in knots when he was onscreen. Seeing next week’s preview, it appears that Jilli finally catches on to this guy. Fingers are crossed. Chris, is there anywhere one can find a schedule of the upcoming talk show interviews Jill may be in? Thanks again.
Thanks for the blog Chris. You asked about Wes: personally, I think it’s getting pretty old with him and the song/singing. I also feel that he is far more insincere than Juan, whom I believe to be a mature man who doesn’t really care what anyone thinks other than Jillian. He’s not there to impress the guys. You’re right about Tanner . . . he once creeped me out, but in this episode he made me laugh out loud. At least he’s honest about what he likes. David is a maniac; very scary dude; my stomach was in knots when he was onscreen. Seeing next week’s preview, it appears that Jilli finally catches on to this guy. Fingers are crossed. Chris, is there anywhere one can find a schedule of the upcoming talk show interviews Jill may be in? Thanks again.
I think Wes is only there for exposure for his singing. I love country music, but make it stop! I think Deona and Juan should hook up – they deserve each other.
I think Wes is only there for exposure for his singing. I love country music, but make it stop! I think Deona and Juan should hook up – they deserve each other.
Dave isn’t just angry. The guy is a whack job whose picture is going to end up on a post office wall someday soon. I don’t think it’s just the alcohol. Even if it were I find it inexcusable that ABC did not ask this guy to leave pronto. His mentality resonates of senseless “hate” crimes committed daily across this country.
Disappointing that ABC did not do the right thing and halt this pack mentality.
Wes and his singing – ugh! If I have to hear that sucky song one more time I’m going to lose it like “Angry Dave.”
Wes and his singing – ugh! If I have to hear that sucky song one more time I’m going to lose it like “Angry Dave.”
I believe that Juan is gay, and that is what is setting everyone, especially Dave, off. Something else is going on that we are not seeing.
I believe that Juan is gay, and that is what is setting everyone, especially Dave, off. Something else is going on that we are not seeing.
Chris,
Since you asked, I will tell you that I think Wes is completely insincere. The idea of being serenaded is one most women would respond to but what makes it romantic is when it’s geniune. Please don’t let him pull out the guitar of love again. Hard to believe Jillian is buying it. Dave is one scary dude and clearly an alcoholic. I still can’t believe she kept him. Hope he goes home soon. Can’t wait for next week to find out which guys need to come clean about having ladies waiting at home for them. Tsk Tsk.
Wow – Dave has to go. His crazy-eyes freak me out and he’s just so insecure that it’s painful to watch. I don’t even know why he has it in for Juan so much. Is he doing stuff that the producers are editing out?
This guy totally wants to boost his popularity in the music biz…and Jilli would be nice arm candy.
Wes – please stop the singing. And the melody of that chorus is NOT original – I’ve heard it before in another country song so better stop or he’ll get sued!
Ed – definitely in the running now with my lovely boy Jake. Send the rest home and stop kissing so many boys!
Wow – Dave has to go. His crazy-eyes freak me out and he’s just so insecure that it’s painful to watch. I don’t even know why he has it in for Juan so much. Is he doing stuff that the producers are editing out?
This guy totally wants to boost his popularity in the music biz…and Jilli would be nice arm candy.
Wes – please stop the singing. And the melody of that chorus is NOT original – I’ve heard it before in another country song so better stop or he’ll get sued!
Ed – definitely in the running now with my lovely boy Jake. Send the rest home and stop kissing so many boys!
Maybe Juan ‘came on’ to Dave? And, yes; “roid rage” is pretty appropriate for the loser. But, such spewing of hatred comes from prejudice; like being a homo-phobe.
Maybe Juan ‘came on’ to Dave? And, yes; “roid rage” is pretty appropriate for the loser. But, such spewing of hatred comes from prejudice; like being a homo-phobe.
Chris, LOVE YOUR BLOG! Thanks for doing it.
Can you please answer the wardrobe question? Does Jillian wear her own clothes or does wardrobe provide everything? If wardrobe, can you guys put the info on the ABC website so that people like me can know where to get fabulous stuff like that extra cute black jumpsuit she wore on the Sasha date?
Another question: How could you guys send him home on a city bus? That was almost as shocking as Dave’s utter madness.
Aww Chris, we won’t hold your lack of car smarts against you. Plenty of other redeeming qualities to make up for that itty bitty weak spot. Wes has officially creeped me out (as has Dave), but have to admit I kinda love the guy again after hearing him describe Dave as “madder ‘n a hornet”…with the appropriate Texas drawl. But now the problem is that my eyes are mysteriously drawn to the chipmunk cheeks photo, which I honestly hadn’t noticed before. Damnation!