Jun 1 2009 07:00 PM ET

Daniel Craig popsicles: Finally, the meaning of 'sex on a stick'?

Delmontedanielcraig_lIn honor of National Ice Cream Week in the UK, Del Monte Superfruit Smoothies has sculpted a limited edition popsicle in the shape of Daniel Craig’s nude torso. The frozen treat — said to come in blueberry, pomegranate, and cranberry flavors and be under 100 calories each — is the result of a poll of more than 1,000 women, the majority of whom wanted the image of Craig, emerging from the water in Casino Royale, immortalized.

Two questions: Could you actually eat this popsicle in public? (Like the model in this photo, I don’t think I could face Craig — or anyone else — when I licked those abs.) And if America were to offer such a delicacy for what is allegedly the 25th anniversary of our National Ice Cream Month — July! — whose form should it take? I’d vote for sticking with Craig’s 007. For starters, it’s kind of awesome how his torso glistens when he begins to melt, as though he’s wet from the sea. And there’s less guilt when you can think of it as an iconic character instead of an actual person.

Your nominees?

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  • Snarf

    Sorry Mandi, I stand by my previous pop-watch post re: Zach Quinto.

  • Joann

    OOOh — I’m first — I would LOVE to get me some of Wolverine — maybe a little bit of Ryan Reynolds — and to top it off, a bit of Robert Pattinson. I’m not asking for too much am I?

  • BrandonK

    Could I get just the torso? Craig’s face is even more homely in frozen fruit snack form.

  • arryana

    it’s pretty surprising that the popsicle bears a striking resemblance to daniel craig. toy makers, take a lesson from del monte the next time you make action figures!
    as long as they don’t make a popsicle out of dr. manhattan, i’m up for treating myself to a variety of frozen superheroes!

  • Wojo

    They may be saying that’s Daniel Craig, but me-thinks Rene Auberjonois (aka Odo from “Star Trek: Deep Space Nine”) should be reading up on some copyright laws.

  • Martin Haro

    I think a cone-bra-wearing Madonna would be most apropriate!
    http://moviemartin.blogspot.com

  • Michelle

    There needs to be a Richard Armitag frozen treat. Like…..now

  • Jeneen

    Jim James of My Morning Jacket. It would be like making out with him (kind of) without getting a hairball in your throat.
    Also, Emile Hirsch, Anderson Cooper, Zachary Quinto…

  • Shasta

    How about a “Lost” combo pack??

  • dave

    Wow, that’s crazy how much that popsicle actually looks like Daniel Craig lol.
    How bout a Jessica Alba popsicle? Or Beyonce?

  • Anna

    They should definatly stick with Daniel Craig. :D OH! I agree, Wolverine would be a great one too!! yum…

  • Megan

    it reminds me of Freddy Kruger!! Gross

  • Theresa

    Yum! That is totally awesome how his chest is glistening.

  • Winona

    I’m a little disturbed – it’s more Han-Solo-in-carbonite to me. Although a blueberry flavor is definitely a plus.

  • Christine

    SWEET!!!

  • A

    Hahaha. I SO want to try one of those!
    Robert Pattinson, definitely.
    Get to bite him instead! LOL

  • Claire

    YES! We need a Han-Solo-frozen-in-Carbonite popsicle. that would be awesome.

  • psychoangel1

    I could totally see the Daniel Graig one still selling just fine on this side of the ocean… unfortunately for the guys though, I think a double standard may apply in this situation where the “hot guy” popsicles are just fine but the “hot girl” popsicles are indecent to eat in public. It would be completely wrong, but I still somehow expect it happen.

  • Clayton

    Maybe Rosario Dawson? Or Amy Adams…

  • does it drip?

    Absolutely Daniel Craig, but whose head is that supposed to be on that popsicle? I guess the artist sculpting the mold had other body parts on his/her mind.

  • J

    Umm…. what is this popsicle doing with his hands? Seriously. Look at it.

  • J

    Umm…. what is this popsicle doing with his hands? Seriously. Look at it.

  • caitlin

    Ew. That looks…not so good. Though, (wow it’s hard to write this without using innuendo!)Hugh Jackman?

  • oceanclover15

    I love Daniel Craig, I’d buy one. I’d love an Alan Rickman one too. Alan would be devinexxx

  • oceanclover15

    I love Daniel Craig, I’d buy one. I’d love an Alan Rickman one too. Alan would be devinexxx

  • betsey trublue

    where’s the johnny wadd popsicle? sell that one from the waist down!

  • betsey trublue

    where’s the johnny wadd popsicle? sell that one from the waist down!

  • pooper shooter

    that popsicle is playing pocket pool, to be sure! how about the full-frontal Ron Jeremy popsicle, while standing at full attention!

  • AJ

    I wouldn’t mind a Liev Schreiber as Sabretooth popsicle to accompany the Ryan Reynolds and Hugh Jackman popsicles as well. But I wouldn’t say no to some of that 007 action.
    Oh and maybe James Marsters
    Mmmm.

  • AJ

    I wouldn’t mind a Liev Schreiber as Sabretooth popsicle to accompany the Ryan Reynolds and Hugh Jackman popsicles as well. But I wouldn’t say no to some of that 007 action.
    Oh and maybe James Marsters
    Mmmm.

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