Archive: May 2009 (61-70 of 467)

May 26 2009 10:36 PM ET

'How I Met Your Mother' withdrawal: How to make it through a long, hot summer

How was your Memorial Day, PopWatchers? Mine was fine, but I couldn’t help but feel like something glaring was missing from my life at about 8:30 p.m. last night…namely, a new episode of How I Met Your Mother. It has only been one week since my beloved CBS sitcom signed off for the season, and I’m already feeling the withdrawal, maybe because its "leap of faith" finale left plenty to be desired.

So, because it isn’t quite impossimpible to get through the summer without the show — if only Robin’s disaster-prone morning show actually did air at 4 a.m.! — I started thinking about how I can fill the gap left by Ted and the gang’s departure. So here, my friends, is how I will cope:

New episodes of Intervention. Yes, the interventions on the award-winning A&E program don’t quite deal with such trivial addictions as Seussian hats and pyrotechnic magic tricks, but the series is easily one of the best reality shows on television today. And — bonus points! — it also airs on Mondays.

Graphjam. Remember Marshall’s brief obsession with pie charts and graphs (which, conveniently enough, also ended in an intervention)? Although it will be hard to find a graph that tops his list of dirty-sounding Presidential names, I guarantee you’ll find at least one chart on Graphjam that will make you feel like you’ve just eaten the best burger in New York (translation: pretty darn good).

New episodes of Good Day L.A. We might not be able to watch Robin birth a baby or perform CPR on air, but there’s a real morning show that manages to stir up a similar amount of crazy: Good Day L.A. Between curmudgeon host Steve Edwards and flighty weather gal Jillian Reynolds, nothing seems to really go as planned on the set. Not that we’d have it any other way. Of course, if you’re not a morning person, there’s no sense in waking up early to watch — you can just catch the highlights on The Soup on Fridays.

Funny goat videos. If there’s anything negative to say about HIMYM, the show didn’t quite deliver on its teased goat plot. So, why not just go online and watch funny goat-centric YouTube videos to make up for it? I recommend this one.

Harold and Kumar Go to White Castle and Harold and Kumar Escape from Guantanamo Bay on DVD. Because the only thing better than quoting Barney Stinson is quoting Neil Patrick Harris. "Lapdance…."

Your turn, PopWatchers: What will you do to cope with the withdrawal? (Another way is to watch Marshall’s pie chart intervention below!)

May 26 2009 09:38 PM ET

GSN's inflatable chair: Promotional swag or Annie's new office?

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I was stoked to find a ginormous box waiting outside my office this morning, I’m not gonna lie. I made Marc Bernardin, who sits in the office opposite mine, come into the hallway to watch me open it. (He made references to The Toy – bonus.) It was a blow-up chair from GSN, promoting its new three-hour summer programming block, "Big Saturday Night." Because it’s probably the only time we’ll ever mention it on PopWatch, I’ll go ahead and pass along that it premieres June 13 and features two new game shows: 20Q, hosted by So You Think You Can Dance’s Cat Deeley and featuring the voice of Hal Sparks as the computer Mr. Q, and The Money List, hosted by GSN Live‘s Fred Roggin.

At first, we couldn’t understand why GSN would spend the money to ship the chair ALREADY BLOWN UP. But once we realized that Annie could turn it into her office if times get tough, we were so happy they did. (Seriously, she just needs to hang an Arrested Development poster on one of her "walls" and place a candy dish by her feet and she’s set.) Thanks, GSN.

May 26 2009 07:49 PM ET

Henry Cavill is like a dreamier Robby Benson: Discuss.

Cavillbenson_l Is there someone who reminds you of someone, and you’re pretty sure you’re the only person who’s ever seen it, but you’d like to know for certain so that you can loathe yourself properly? This is your post. List your random (but heartfelt) "look-alikes" in the comments section. If you agree with any you see, be sure to let your fellow PopWatcher know that he or she is not alone. I’ll go first…

So I took a break from SOAPnet’s 10-episode "Donnarama" Bevery Hills, 90210 marathon yesterday — I couldn’t sit through Val’s date rape trial with everyone saying she’d been "roofed" instead of "roofied" — and started watching episodes of The Tudors on YouTube. Of course, by watching, I mean fast-forwarding to see Henry Cavill’s sex scenes as Charles Brandon. I realized that Cavill (pictured, left) reminds me of a superhot Robby Benson. It’s the eyes. They’re not the same color, but they’ve got a similar depth and softness and intoxicating stillness. (Note: I just slapped myself for you.) Anyone see it? And just to be clear, I am a Robby Benson fan so this is flattering.

Your turn.

May 26 2009 07:35 PM ET

Nigel Lythgoe is sorry you think he hates the gays

Over the weekend, at the urging of GLAAD, So You Think You Can Dance executive producer and judge Nigel Lythgoe issued an apology for his remarks to same-sex ballroom dancing couple Misha Belfer and Mitchel Kibel. If you missed it, watch the segment from Thursday’s premiere below. Please be sure to open your umbrella because it’s raining men.

Among Lythgoe’s comments to the partners: "I think you probably alienate a lot of our audience" and "I’d like to see you both dancing with a girl." Lythgoe then fueled the fire by reiterating his opinion via his Twitter feed after the premeire aired. "The same sex ballroom guys did remind me of Blades of Glory. However, I’m not a fan of Brokeback Ballroom." Please, universe, a ban on Brokeback Mountain jokes!

Reading through the comments on Adam Vary’s excellent SYTYCD TV Watch, I noticed a few people threatening to stop watching one of their favorite shows because Nigel Lythgoe is homophobic. Really? I don’t appreciate his presumption of how the audience would react — I’m pretty sure we’re all capable of forming an opinion of the couple (mine: "no thanks") all by ourselves. But I don’t think Lythgoe’s comments were overtly homophobic. He is a ballroom traditionalist who didn’t like the performance. And there’s no way I’d deprive myself of a televised dancing competition just because its feathery-haired overlord acted like a relentless nitwit. It certainly isn’t the first time he’s said something stupid on TV. I urge anyone who’s had it with Nigel to simply fast-forward whenever possible. (Conversely, I’ve found it enormously rewarding to employ the slow-motion effect when it’s time for Mia Michaels to cry. I’ll make a video sometime!)

What about you? Did Lythgoe’s comments sour you to So You Think You Can Dance? Or is everyone overreacting?

May 26 2009 07:11 PM ET

Simon Doonan: Musings on his LOGO show, 'Beautiful People,' and Adam Lambert's 'guts'

Beautifulpeople_lThe fabulous life of Simon Doonan — talking head on various VH1 anthologies, creative director at Barney’s, columnist, memoirist, and occasional guest star on America’s Next Top Model — is finally hitting the small screen. Tonight at 10:30 p.m., LOGO premieres the British series Beautiful People, which is based off his childhood memoir of the same name, originally published as Nasty: My Family and Other Glamorous Varmints. The inspired-by story follows young, fey Simon (Luke Ward-Wilkinson, pictured next to the present-day Doonan) as he navigates school as a gay youth with his best friend Kyle/Kylie (Layton Williams), all the while looking for the elusive "Beautiful People" of the glamorous life in London. In the bristling comedic style of Ab Fab, Beautiful People is a hyperrealistic take on Doonan’s life, totally British, and tons of fun. The ever-busy Doonan took a few minutes to chat with EW about the show, obtaining an illegal green card to come to the States in the ’80s, and why he loves American Idol‘s Adam Lambert.

ENTERTAINMENT WEEKLY: Beautiful People is based off your memoir and you’re credited as creator, but what did you have to do with putting the series together?
SIMON DOONAN:
I was blissfully not involved. Jonathan Harvey — who wrote the script — and I had several conversations. He would call me and say, “Do you think your mum would ever ‘blah blah blah’?” Or, “Did you ever have a dolly growing up?” I get to be Joan Crawford all day long at Barney’s, so it was fun to not be responsible for something in that way, to see what kind of mad, crazy, kooky extrapolation they would make from my memoir. I knew they were committed to preserving the essential ideas.

What would you say those essential ideas are?
The essential ideas are being a gay kid in a positive, nurturing environment, where my gayness was small potatoes compared to the other eccentricities and wackiness that was going on. Growing up in a house where two people were schizophrenic and with a blind auntie, being gay was kind of small potatoes.

That’s one of the things I love about it. Being gay is usually the “weird” or a black sheep thing, but here, your character is the straight guy.
I was the normal one, and that is very accurate. The other essential truth is that everyone, especially gay people, sort of looks on the horizon to see all the glamor and excitement shimmering just out of reach. We think, “Oh, if I could be there with the Beautiful People, you know, my life would really begin.” Sort of the illusion of this Oz-like place where the Beautiful People exist. The two boys want to go live with the Beautiful People, and it’s clearly a kind of deranged obsession that everyone kind of relates to in some way.

After the jump: Doonan admires the "guts" Adam Lambert shows on American Idol and reveals: "Being gay was illegal when I was a kid!"

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May 26 2009 05:38 PM ET

Twitter TV? #Nothanks!

Categories: Reality TV, Tech, Television

PressbirdA Twitter TV show doesn’t sound like a terrible idea to me, but…this particular kind of Tweevee? A reality show in which "ordinary people [compete] while on the trail of celebrities"? Well, whatever the opposite of "music to my ears" is, that’s how I feel.

I’m a big Twitter person — you’re following us, yes? — but in general, I find the celebstalking possibilities of the service to be its least compelling use. Yes, it’s cool to read Shaq’s goofy missives, but if Shaq had a blog or a radio show, or if TV interviews with athletes were more interesting, those would be kooky and fun, too. The nerd in me is far more interested in how Tweeters have developed a common lingo — say, "RT" for retweeting — and kinds of social customs — #followfriday, anyone? — without much authority or guidance. Is that more telegenic than a group of people racing to Demi Moore’s tweeted location? In the right hands, maybe it could be.

Twitter honcho Biz Stone blogged yesterday that "there is no official Twitter TV show," so I’m trying not to get too fired up about this sort of odd development. What do you think, PopWatchers? Would you watch a Twitter reality show?

May 26 2009 04:44 PM ET

iPhone 'New Yorker' cover: Is there an app for talent?

Categories: Art, Tech

Not yet. But one talented person, Jorge Colombo, used the Brushes application to create the cover of this week’s New Yorker while waiting in line at Madame Tussaud’s Wax Museum. This was a much better use of time than if he’d bothered to look around and take in a hearty helping of Times Square Humanity (Tagline: "a different breed of humanity"). Watch a video play-by-play of Colombo’s composition below. Hot dog! Is there anything the incredible iPhone can’t do?????!!!!

Oh, right. Receive images via MMS. Damn you, iPhone!

Sorry. The rage, it just flows so freely on a Monday. Any other PopWatchers have a love-hate with their designer Apple telephone? Anyone want to read a long-winded essay on my recent obsession with Bejeweled 2? I did not think so.

UPDATE: It’s actually Tuesday.

May 26 2009 04:24 PM ET

Mr. T sings, pitches, and pities the Pirates

Mr. T emerged from TV Land obscurity to throw out the ceremonial first pitch and sing during the seventh inning stretch at the Chicago Cubs game last night. The southpaw’s huge rainbow lob fell well outside the strike zone (his throwing style is similar to his speech: halting and mildly humorous), but he did deliver a fairly solid rendition of "Take Me Out to the Ball Game" that included the line "For it’s one! Two! Three strikes you out…" and one of his vintage "uhhhhhhrrr" growls. I’m not sure what Mr. T’s old school buddies think of the Southside native showing up at Wrigley to support Chicago’s cuddily Northside team (or of his billowy red, white, and blue Zubas). But White Sox fans had the last laugh anyway: Not even T’s rally cry of "I pity the Pirates!" could prevent the Cubs from losing the game 10-8.

May 26 2009 03:35 PM ET

World Beard and Moustache Championships: This needs to be televised

I’m feeling patriotic this morning. Allow me to quote from my new favorite website and you’ll understand why: "For the first time in history, Germany failed to take home the majority of the trophies awarded at the World Beard and Moustache Championships as the United States enjoyed the home field advantage in Anchorage, Alaska, and established itself as the new leading power in international bearding." USA! USA!

Is this event, held every two years, not nationally televised? That is just wrong. Some network needs to plan an hour-long special for when it hits Norway in 2011. (And Christopher Guest needs to do a mockumentary.) Check out the clip below of May 23′s parade of champions. The best moment is obviously when a rabid fan shouts "Freestyle Beard!" to David Traver, the winner of that category and the championships’ overall title, as if he was a rock star. "[The Germans] have never lost in full beard freestyle, but not yesterday.Yesterday is the first time they got knocked off," Traver told the Anchorage Daily News. "They werehumble, and you have to respect that." (According to the paper, Traver "got into facial hair competition locally about 10 years ago with the Mr. Fur Face competition during Fur Rendezvous." As a writer, I am completely jealous that I was not the first person to ever put those words in a sentence. As someone who wants to visit Alaska, I now have an event to plan my trip around.)

P.S. You’re thinking this can’t get any better, but it does. Beard Team USA is open to everyone — no dues, no applications, no beards or mustaches required (unless you want to compete). Just send an email to self-appointed captain Phil Olsen, and print out your membership card.

 
May 26 2009 03:00 PM ET

Mel Gibson, please don't call yourself Octo-Mel

Congratulations are due to Mel Gibson for expecting his eighth child with his amazing-artist Russian girlfriend, but that doesn’t mean we shall make like the Tonight Show audience and respond with uproarious laughter to his fish-lipped imitation of Nadya Suleman. Jay Leno, Mr. "Does She Have a Nice Rack-moninov?" needs to settle down as well. Spasibo!

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