Who wants to chew on a Bazooka Joe movie? (GROAN!)

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My ultimate career goal of seeing my Pillsbury Doughboy fan fiction play out on the big screen just became a lot more realistic: There will be a freaking movie based on inexplicably eye-patched processed food mascot Bazooka Joe. It’s part of Michael Eisner’s plan to ~~prove he’s insane~~ rejuvenate the Topps trading card brand — he purchased the company in 2007. This is so incredibly lame. Even Dr. Dick Solomon isn’t impressed by Bazooka Joe, and he’s normally fascinated by anything.

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Seriously?
Fri 05/22/09 7:30 PM

well, Cracker Jack and Little Debbie better make a cameo appearance or this movie is gonna tank. Sheesh, what’s next? A Mr. Clean biopic? Rumor has it, his house was spotless, except for a very dirty secret room…

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joe schmo
Fri 05/22/09 10:35 PM

Sounds kinda weird but good luck! http://www.cuteguysandgirls.com/

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Stephanie T.
Sat 05/23/09 2:54 PM

Hey Next make movie featuring The Twinkie Kid or The Kool Aide Man! :-p

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