Melissa Rivers: 'Dirt Squirrel' is the new 'Whore Pit Viper'

Categories: News You Can Use, The Celebrity Apprentice

At last night’s Celebrity Apprentice finale event in New York, Melissa Rivers educated us on the correct usage of ”whore pit vipers" (turns out we’ve all been punctuating it wrong — the more you know!) and made a play for her next reality show casting by dropping her latest in catfight weaponry: "dirt squirrel."

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Rob Tyson
Mon 05/11/09 4:31 PM

Remind me again… who the hell is Melissa Rivers?

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harry
Mon 05/11/09 4:35 PM

Melissa Rivers is so Cute!!!

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cookiemac
Mon 05/11/09 4:43 PM

OMG! My wife and her sisters have been using dirt squirrel for the last couple of years. I thought it was just a thing they came up with. Too funny. lol

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Mr Burns
Mon 05/11/09 6:30 PM

In an era of dubious celebrity status, M.R. takes it to another level.

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jt
Tue 05/12/09 3:21 AM

I would never buy anything from QVC after seeing Joan Rivers and Melissa Rivers act

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Stephanie T.
Tue 05/12/09 3:52 PM

Sorry. But in that close up of her Melissa looks like Wanda the Ugly Woman. “Do you wanna rock my world?”

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AS
Tue 05/12/09 5:22 PM

Without Joan Rivers, Melissa Rivers is nothing but a poor man’s Tracy Flick.

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