Archive: April 2009 (191-200 of 498)

Apr 20 2009 12:01 PM ET

'Sit Down, Shut Up': 'Arrested Development' this ain't

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Sitdownshut_lLike all devotees of Arrested Development, I remember quite clearly the series of feelings that passed through me as I encountered that much-loved show for the first time. It went like this: (1) "What the hell is this?" (2) "Huh, okay, weird…but kind of funny." (3) "No, hold on, this is actually insanely funny!" (4) "More. Now."

Last night, sitting down for the premiere of Fox’s Sit Down, Shut Up, the new animated series from AD creator Mitchell Hurwitz, I naturally couldn’t help but hope to recapture that first flush of comedy love. But alas, this time I can’t say I got past No. 2. I certainly can’t report (as AD fans would say) that I blue myself.

Some might say it’s unfair to measure Sit Down, Shut Up against AD, but the new sitcom — which centers on the goofy staff of Knob Haven High School — invites the comparison from the get-go. Not only does it share obvious strands of comedic DNA with Arrested Development — fourth-wall-breaking meta-jokes, 78-rpm banter, surreal non sequiturs, punny character names — it reunites some of AD‘s key cast members as well, with Will Arnett voicing a vain English teacher, Jason Bateman as a mopey P.E. teacher, and Henry Winkler as a German teacher named Deutschebog (get it?). Yet, for all of its pedigree, the show comes across as forced and underdeveloped. The punchlines feel telegraphed, the characters (like a ditzy science teacher, a crabby librarian, and a swishy drama teacher) too one-note. The blend of animated characters with live-action backgrounds distracts from the comedy instead of enhancing it. The magic of Arrested Development emerged not just from the snap-crackle-huh? writing but from the subtlety of the performances — those miniature deadpan gestures of Bateman, Arnett, and the brilliant Michael Cera. Much of that is lost when this cast of gifted comic actors is hidden behind crudely drawn cartoon faces.

Reviews for the show have been mixed at best and harsh at worst. Then again, AD was a show that grew better with repeated exposure, and, given the talent involved, it’s possible that SDSU will do the same. I might give it another chance. What about you? Did you tune in? Did you see seeds of greatness or feel a nagging sense of disappointment? Will you come back for more? Share your thoughts below.

Apr 20 2009 06:00 AM ET

'Celebrity Apprentice': The best bad show in television history!

Whether Dennis Rodman is dressed up like a chauffeur, Clint Black is pretending to use detergent to masturbate, or Joan Rivers is yelling at someone for being mean to daughter Melissa, Celebrity Apprentice continues to be the guiltiest pleasure going. They could make every episode 8 hours long (and sometimes they indeed feel that way) and I’d still be devouring every second of it. This week on Must List Live!, Jessica Shaw and I discuss my unhealthy obsession with the reality program. Also: I try to convince Jessica that the Battlestar Galactica prequel Caprica is not just for geeks, Amy Poehler talks to us about her new favorite DVD, and we’re still giving away FREE passes to Comic-Con this July in San Diego complete with a hotel room and passes to our exclusive Entertainment Weekly Comic-Con party. (If you can’t get enough of contest fine print than you can read all the rules here.) And as if all that isn’t enough, we also present: zombies and Depeche Mode—together at last! Click on the video below to get all the second-rate reality show celebs, sci-fi prequels, and walking dead that you can handle!

Apr 20 2009 05:30 AM ET

'Cake Boss' on TLC: Snap Judgment

Cakeboss_lTLC’s latest foray into the reality TV world — known as Cake Boss — sounds like it should be a cooking show focused on baking and sugary confections and anything coveredin frosting. Yum! And it is — sort of. But don’t expect to find a recipe in the show — at least not in the sneak preview pilot, which aired last night. Aww, not so sweet.

No, TV watchers, Boss is less cooking show, more reality show about a a big Italian family in New Jersey owns a big bakery called Carlo’s. The Boss part of the title refers to Buddy Valastro (pictured), who’s in charge of the bakery and is the show’s "star."

Early on in this first episode, the lovable but slightly dim-seeming Buddy is swamped with a busy week when — can you believe it! — he gets a call from Brides magazine. For a shoot this coming Friday, they need a multi-tiered wedding cake with excruciating detail. He goes into overdrive. Then! His two sisters — Mary and Grace, who manage the retail part of the bakery together — trick him into making his own birthday cake in the shape of a boat. The bakery runs out of sugar in the midst of all this, and Buddy flies off the handle. For, really, no good reason. And, naturally, the day before the cake is due to the Brides photo shoot, the editor — who is, creepily enough, named Maria McBride — calls to say she needs to additional cake options. See the staff go into continued overdrive! They’ve gotta make dozens of icing flowers in one day!

The problem — for us viewers, at least — is that there really are no problems. The bakery actually seems to run like a well-oiled machine. Which is boring. The cakes get done, beautifully. They get delivered, on time. Everything that does kind of transpire — the whole we’ve-got-no-sugar thing and a fracas with sister Mary not providing customer service — seem so contrived and, frankly, in consequential. Honestly, I wanted one of the Brides cakes to go splattering down the stairs while in transit or there to be some sort of cake-encrusted food fight in the bakery. Maybe just a fallen souffle? Something to make me laugh, cry, or — please, please, please! — hate or love one of these characters.

The problem with Buddy as a reality TV star is that he seems to be pandering to the cameras and is out solely for self-promotional purposes. (But, then again, what else is the motivator for doing a reality show?) Buddy explodes at his cousin Little Frankie (yes, that’s his name!) after the bakery is out of sugar. But why? Couldn’t some sort of underling just go to the grocery down the street and pick some up? Later, during the fracas with his gruff sister Mary, he calls her into his office after he receives a complaint about her and tells her to read the email outloud. When would you ever do that besides on a reality show? I called Buddy "dim" above because he just isn’t quite all there. He keeps referring to "breaking my chops." Isn’t the phrase "bust my chops"? Just sayin’. But, then again, he’s not dim enough that he’s endearing and fun to watch.

Cake Boss is not a bad show — it’s just that (pardon the really bad pun) the recipe hasn’t quite been perfected yet. But with a tweak or two — or maybe just another few episodes, so we can really see the dynamic of this whirling bakery and its cast of characters — it could be rather sweet.

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Apr 18 2009 05:25 PM ET

Marilyn Chambers, the first crossover adult star

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Rabid_l_3It happened almost invisibly, without the overheated hype, the aren’t-you shocked/aren’t-you-titillated? tabloid media blitz that would surely have accompanied it today. In 1977, back when David Cronenberg was just an obscure Toronto-based maker of low-budget horror films (though critics were already starting to foam at the mouth at his metaphors), he wrote and directed a nasty little psychosexual shocker called Rabid, in which he cast, in the lead role, the adult-film actress Marilyn Chambers (pictured, left, in one of the film’s frenzied meltdown scenes). It was the first instance of a performer rising out of the seamy swamp of hard-core pornography and crossing over, without irony, into a mainstream movie. It would also be just about the last.

In Rabid, Chambers, who died last week at 56, plays a youngwoman who becomes a mutant predator, with a dagger-like…thingy thatemerges, bloody and vicious, from her armpit, turning everyone it stabsinto a rampaging, teeth-gnashing, id-flaunting zombie demon. In aninterview on the Specal Edition DVD of Rabid, Cronenberg claims that he has never, to this day, seen Behind the Green Door,the 1972 adult-film landmark that made Chambers famous. True or not,Cronenberg knew what he had: He did an extremely shrewd job of playingoff her image as a willowy girl next door with a secret depraved darkside. In Rabid, Chambers, with her wide eyes, come-hithersmile, and cornstalk bearing, makes a disarmingly vivid demon-vixen onthe loose. Despite the faintly tinny coo of her voice, she was, atleast in this role, not a bad actress, perhaps because she identifiedwith the perversity of the movie’s sex-kitten-gone-nutzoid imagery. Aperformer who’d gotten famous for being defiled on screen was nowgetting the chance to defile back.

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Apr 18 2009 04:53 PM ET

'17 Again': Snap Judgment

17again_dl_2I walked into the Zac Efron high school comedy/squealfest 17 Again thinking that, as a 37-year-old man, I was pretty much as far from the target audience as you could be, an assumption cemented by the  shrieks of "Zac!" from the teenage girls around me that started up even before the trailers. But just five seconds into the movie, there’s a shirtless Efron (cue squeals) as 17-year-old high school senior Mike O’Donnell, standing on a basketball court in what we’re told is 1989 and… Hey! I was a 17-year-old senior in 1989! Then we flash-forward to the present, and there’s Matthew Perry as a 37-year-old O’Donnell, married with two kids, looking tired and beaten down by his responsibilities. Hey! I’m a 37-year-old father of two who sometimes feels tired and beaten down by my responsibilities! Am I exactly the target audience of this movie? Is 17 Again my story?

Well, no. Once Perry is supernaturally zapped back into his old body, 17 Again quickly devolves into an undercooked bouillabaisse of every teenage time-travel/body-swap cliché ever thrown onto a movie screen. It’s 13 Going on 30 going on Big going on Freaky Friday going on Back to the Future going on Peggy Sue Got Married. Efron’s easy charm keeps it afloat, but there’s not much to love, with the exception of Thomas Lennon (Reno 911!), as O’Donnell’s billionaire-nerd best friend, and Melora Hardin (The Office), as the school principal, who seem to have been supernaturally zapped in from a different, funnier movie. In the end, though, 17 Again is so fluffy and harmless, if you’re too hard on it, you risk coming across like the cranky old dude in a high school movie. Which, as we’ve established, I apparently am.

So what did you think? Did 17 Again speak to you? If you liked it, what did it for you? If you didn’t, did it feel like a rehash of a bunch of movies you’ve seen before? Read Lisa Schwarzbaum’s take here—and then share your own thoughts below.

Apr 18 2009 04:00 PM ET

'Dark Knight'-inspired short film 'Carousel' -- who needs the Joker when you've got evil clowns?

To promote its new cinema-proportioned TV set, Phillips made a movie. Okay, it’s a short movie. But Adam Berg’s Carousel is one kick-ass short. Clearly inspired by last summer’s Christopher Nolan blockbuster The Dark Knight, this technical stunner depicts a single frozen moment in time by means of a long tracking shot through a tumultuous hospital overrun by a gang of masked bad guys and SWAT team members.One other word of warning: It’s definitely not intended for viewers with coulrophobia (that would be fear of clowns). I don’t know that the clip would persuade me to shell out big bucks for a new TV, but I’d definitely shell out 10 bucks to see a feature film by this Adam Berg fella. What do you think, PopWatchers?

Apr 18 2009 05:28 AM ET

Susan Boyle on 'Larry King Live': Did you watch?

Larrykingsusanboyle_lOh, Susan Boyle, you little minx; why can’t I get enough of you? Unsatisfied with the avalanche of coverage this Scottish phenom has already received, I turned to the sultan of softball questions Friday to see if he could possibly unearth any new tidbits about the 47-year-old woman who brought down the roof last week on Britain’s Got Talent.

Sadly for we Boyle fans, Larry King made us sit through an excruciating 45 minutes of vapid chatter about Twitter and King’s competition with Ashton Kutcher (or "Oshton," as he called him) for one million followers. I thought we’d never get to Boyle — but then there she was, in all her un-tweezed glory. And wearing Wilma Flintstone beads, to boot!

Granted, I could barely understand some of the things she said (her "courage" sounded a lot like cottage) but it was positively delightful to hear her giggle over Simon Cowell wanting to make her a recording star. But then she spoke in all seriousness about not wanting to change her appearance because, after all, we’re talking about her identity here! And eat your heart out, Celine "I punch my chest for emphasis" Dion: Boyle ended her all-too-brief appearance with a breathtaking rendition of "My Heart Will Go On." Encore, I say! Encore!

So where will she do it, Boyle fans? How many days will pass before we see Diane Sawyer beat out Baba Wawa for the exclusive tell-all in primetime? Will you watch if she does? Or are you (gasp!) done with Boyle-mania? 

Apr 17 2009 09:55 PM ET

Enter the Fray: Susan Boyle, 'American Idol,' and other feel-good moments of the week

Susanboyle_l1After starting off the week with a couple of real downers — Simon Cowell’s possible departure from American Idol, Friday’s season finale of Terminator: The Sarah Connor Chronicles — the second half of this week provided a slew of uplifting stories. From Susan Boyle’s unlikely stardom (watch her Early Show appearance below) to Matt Giraud’s elimination save on Idol, there was a lot to feel good about, too.

10. Attention Twi-hards: Summit finally announced the rest of the New Moon cast. Did they get it right?

9. Have you seen the newest Harry Potter trailer? Three letters: O. M. G.

8. Simon Cowell is rumored to be leaving Idol at the end of this year, and Adam B. Vary isn’t surprised.

7. Michael Slezak suggested a slew of songs for the Idols to sing on this week’s Quentin Tarantino-mentored cinema night.

6. Adam B. Vary (and Smirkelstiltskin) reported on the scene from the American Idol performance and results shows.

5. Jeff Probst dedicated his weekly Survivor: Tocantins blog to the man everyone loves to hate, Coach, and the TV show he’d like to pitch about said man, The Dragon Slayer.

4. According to Benjamin Svetkey, Friday’s season finale of Terminator: The Sarah Connor Chronicles ”left more than a few plot points hanging tantalizingly over cliffs.” What did you think?

3. You reacted to American Idol‘s Songs of the Cinema week performances, and to the ”historical” results show where the judges finally used their power to save a contestant from elimination.

2. Another week, another number one ranking for Adam Lambert on the American Idol Power List.

1. Britain’s Got Talent contestant Susan Boyle became an unlikely star this week. The dowdy-looking Scot initially drew snickers when she appeared on the reality show, but her outstanding performance of a Les Miserables tune led Simon Cowell to his feet, Lisa Schwarzbaum to tears, and Adam Markovitz to wonder what the big deal was (and hoo boy — you told him).

Apr 17 2009 08:13 PM ET

'Grey Gardens': Four step prep for tomorrow night's viewing on HBO!

Greygardens_l Tomorrow night, you must watch HBO’s Grey Gardens, if for no other reason than to see the divine Drew Barrymore (pictured with the equally divine Jessica Lange) do Little Edie Beale’s famous "best costume for the day" monologue. For posterity, here’s the speech — where the eccentric Little Edie earnestly reveals her scattered thoughts on clothing and costuming — reproduced in all its glory:

"This is the best thing to wear for the day. You understand. Because I don’t like women in skirts, and the best thing is to wear pantyhose or some pants under a short skirt, I think. Then you have the pants under the skirt, and then you pull the stockings up over the pants underneath the skirt. And you can always take the skirt off and use it as a cape, so I think this is the best costume for the day. [Laughs.] I have to think these things up, you know? Mother wanted me to come out in a kimono, so we had quite a fight."

Love. Especially when she says you can "always take the skirt off and use it as a cape." You honestly can’t script that kind of moment!

To prep for your Saturday night viewing of Grey Gardens, however, it’d be good you knew a little bit more about the history of the entire phenomenon. So, if you’ve got the time, use this as a primer:

1. Watch the original 1975 documentary, Grey Gardens. Just rent it. You’ll be astonished when you tune in tomorrow night and see that none of this wackiness about Edith Beale and her daughter, Little Edie — who were real-life relatives of Jackie O. — is exaggerated. Oh, and if you really have some extra time on your hands, catch the follow-up, The Beales of Grey Gardens, which is essentially outtakes from the documentary.

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Apr 17 2009 08:07 PM ET

'Survivor Talk': Blindsided Brendan speaks!

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Why didn’t he use the immunity idol? Why didn’t he shore up his Exile Island alliance earlier? Why was he so obsessed with bringing someone (J.T.) to the finals that would beat him? And, most importantly, what the hell does he make of crazy "they were going to eat my ass" Coach? So many questions for Survivor: Tocantins‘ ousted Brendan, and Josh Wolk and I ask all of them and more in the new episode of Survivor Talk. Oh, and don’t bother Googling it — this entire show will have to be passed down verbally.

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