"You couldn’t pull off a caper if it was sitting on a plate of lox."–Veronica (Portia de Rossi), to Ted, on ABC’s Better Off Ted. Watch it next week, bagel-meisters.
Apr 29
2009
10:00 AM ET
Quote of the Day: 'Better Off Ted' edition
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LOVED that line – took a sec to catch it when it air, tho! LOL
It is not on tonight due to a presidential speech(at least on the East Coast).
The writing for this show is as good as 30 Rock and Arreseted Development – so of course it’s going to not do well in the ratings and inevitably get cancelled way too early.
ABC might as well put “Series Finale” on the description for tonight’s episode. The show is way too good to exist on television.
Can’t wait! I love this show. I was afraid it was canceled cuz I haven’t seen it in a while, but maybe my DVR is just being stoopid.
LOVE this show!!! The episod with Ted’s daughter was hilarious! The power hair exchange!
“You have the most beautiful skin. I wish there was a way I could peel it off your face and attach it to mine. Oh, and then you’d grow new skin and like it just as much.”
Actually, tonight’s episode was, along with Scrubs, bumped in favor of the president’s press conference. Both will air next Tuesday, starting at 8 p.m. Just thought you all should know.
Ha! I have to rememner that one, that’s brilliant!
*sigh* I’m wishing Better Off Ted got more support.
Yay! This show and I get along very well. Because I’m the Queen of Quirk. DVR’ers, make sure you watch the Veridian ‘commercials’ – they are high-larious.