Hello, fellow Idoloonies! Please use this blog post to chat liiiive! about Disco Night on American Idol. I’ll be back shortly after 9 p.m. with my snap judgment, and again at the crack of dawn with my full TV Watch recap. In the interim, a poem for you all (and an interview with the un-disco-y Scott MacIntyre after the jump):
Hide the children, plug your ears
It’s Disco Night on Idol
In past years this theme tended to
Make folks feel homicidal
Remember sexy Haley
Tried to turn the beat around
She caterwauled and howled
Drove said beat into the ground
Or how ’bout poor Josh Gracin
Tackling funky "Celebration"
What he did to Kool and Gang
Was an abomination
And then there’s Jasmine Trias
Panting through "It’s Raining Men"
Just play the YouTube version
You’ll taste bile once again
So let’s hope the top seven
Learn from Idols’ past mistakes
If Lil tries Donna Summer
My fist will clench and shake
Let’s hold back on the Bee Gees
That goes for Kris and Danny
Adam, Matt, and Noop Dawg too
Or we’ll spank you on your fannies
Perhaps tonight won’t be so bad
We’ll have to wait and see
I’ll squeal inside if someone sings
"You Dropped a Bomb on Me"
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Lil has got to go!
And we have Lil Rounds, intent to show us she’s a Diva. Really. Just ask her.
Goodbye Lil!
Hearing Lil only makes me miss Vonzell.
You know you did badly when even Paula disses it.
i hate Lil Rounds…. send her home tonight and don’t waste any more of our time
Well the night is already off to a poor start (made worse by Lil making unnecessary comments after she received a well-deserved verbal lashing). She needs to go home.
I can’t wait to see idolatry with lil captions again this week… she needs to shut it.
lil has got to go, terrible terrible terrible
I love you, Kris. Watch the judges shaft him again..
kris is awesome, his song choices are always original and you can tell he actually thinks about it
Now dont get me wrong, Lil deserves to go home. God, she deserved to go home weeks ago. But for weeks the judges have let her get away with some reallly awful singing and now when she hears something negative, she cant handle it. If the judges were truthful from the beginning, Lil wouldnt be so surprised that maybe she really isnt all that!!
Thank you Kris.
She must go America…please don’t vote for her. I mean come on. She was singing back up for the back up singers, weak vocals, and yet again show no understanding of what it is to be an artist. She isn’t capable of taking feedback. SEEYA LIL TALENT
Who’s making shopping comments now?