Yes, I’m going to continue to call Victoria Beckham Posh Spice until the day I die, so deal with it. But today, I’m just going to refer to her as "birthday girl": It’s Posh’s 35th anniversary of reigning as completely fabulous on this planet!
To illustrate said fabulosity, I present a simple (and not-at-all high-quality) YouTube clip of Posh’s solo performance from 2008′s Spice Girls reunion tour. (I was there amongst the screaming throngs.) The other Spice ladies came out and sang actual songs — Ginger did her rendition of "It’s Raining Men," for instance — but no, no, not Posh! [Insert finger wag!] Her highness just rolled out and completely served in this gorgeous, crazy-train dress and basically vogued to Ru Paul’s "Supermodel (You Better Work)." Singing, my friends, is so pedestrian, and that’s why Posh gets serious PopWatch props on her birthday.
Could you just die that she still looks so great at 35? (Okay, so she was 34 then…) Still, j’adore.
More on Posh Spice/Victoria Beckham from WE:
All About Victoria Beckham
Re: Victoria Beck ham’s six-inch heels…
Q&A with Posh Spice
One of my favorite people on the planet! Stay gold, VB. Stay gold! And happy birthday!
Love Posh and it’s hard to believe she’s 35. The Beckhams always give you something to look at…
She’s quite the ham too! This video is hilarious:
But she never turned.
She’s such a chav. (Did I use that British slang correctly?)
Gosh Tanner, how old are you to be so surprised that Posh looks good at 35? She’s not old. Why didn’t she sing during her ‘solo’? Can she sing?
Calling a Brit a chav is like calling an American white trash. And while some might think Mrs. Beckham is tacky she is definitely not a chav.
Oh, then I did. She’s a rich chav. She’s like Britain’s version of a Beverly Hillbilly.