'30 Rock': Best moments from 'Jackie Jormp-Jomp'

Last night’s 30 Rock just may have had the most laughs-per-minute than any other episode this season, starting off strong right out of the gate (can Liz go to "pervert seminars" forever, please?) and never letting up. Here, in chronological order, are the moments that broke me up the most:

1. "It’s pronounced ‘weiner slave.’

2. Janis Joplin biopic goes from Janey Jimplin to Jackie Jormp-Jomp.

3. Frank’s "Constant Craving" hat. "He could do better!"

4. Decoy candy drawer. Genius!

5. Jenna’s feud with Raven-Symone: "She knows what she did!"

6. Jack’s pronunciation of Tupac: "Two-puck"

7. "Heavy is the head that eats the crayons."

8. All activities done by lonely, rich divorcees can be described in Indigo Girls’ song titles.

9. Liz’s downward dog pose.

10. "I’m back, nerds!"

What did you think, PopWatchers? Were there other moments from "Jackie Jormp-Jomp" that you loved? Or were you too at your own fight club?

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  • J from VA

    Good episode. Loved Tracy’s civil disobedience and Liz’ fight club. Best running gags had to be Kenneth referencing Meredith Vierra’s sexual harassment and Dotcom’s continued surprise that Kenneth thinks their a lot closer than they really are. Lemon Out!

  • rc

    Can we have a complete recap for 30 Rock? Don’t understand why this show is singled out considering there are other shows with similar ratings and demographics are recapped here.

  • Lark3

    1.Jenna: Do you need a sex tape release? Because I’ve got a weird one. It’s night vision and you can see that his buddy is robbing me.
    2.Jack: You being dead is the best thing that ever happened to this movie. Jenna, I want to Tupac you.
    Jenna: Fine, but I have to pee first.
    3.Tracy: Friendship and trust in the entourage are the most important things. Like that HBO show, John Adams.
    I heart 30 Rock!

  • a

    Jack: I want two-puck you.
    Jenna: Well, OK, but I have to pee first

  • Karen

    What about the multi-racial children’s cookbook that she wrote with Jasmine Guy?

  • Cole

    Those look incredible.
    LIz- Then I’m buying them.
    haha Tina fey cracks me up

  • Jason

    “Is anyone else BM-ing like a rockstar?”
    My wife and I couldn’t breahte….had to pause the show

  • Rich

    Liz’s come-on to Wiener-Slave so she could get re-suspended (probably not suitable for a family website) was classic. And Tracey’s comment about crayon-eating was so far out of left field it may have been his best ever.

  • Mary

    Hilarious ep – I second the request for a full recap, rather than just the one-liner list. This show is brilliant, has the Emmys to prove it, and still can’t get any recap love (along with the even more brilliant Breaking Bad).
    Lark3 – love your list!
    Another to add to it:
    “Fight Club.”

  • Matt

    “We’re all here at Woodstocks. Some day there will be a black president.”
    Here’s the clip:


  • SS

    I actually love the ten funniest lines, but it could be a little more complete… my favorite moments were NOT the ones listed here. (Well, a few were.) But if this is all we get, then we don’t need a full recap.

  • Lark3

    Totally agree that we need a FULL-TIME recap for this show. I will do it if your writers have their hands full with Twilight or American Idol.

  • Hayley

    Jenna’s sex tape was all I needed.

  • Alan

    I fell off my chair laughing to “Jackie Jormp-Jomp”. Soooo funny!! Another stellar episode of this great show. And yet still no TV Watch???? I think Jenna has had a great season. Her self-centered attitude is so funny.

  • jen

    i KNEW you’d put “Heavy is the head that eats the crayons” on here! :D
    and that fight club business… how out of left field was THAT?

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