Pop quiz: Today’s Idolatry episode features the following: A. New and exciting theories about the judges’ uselessness on American Idol.B. Read the full post.
Apr 14
2009
04:50 PM ET
'Idolatry': Why can't Allison make Simon love her?
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Admittedly Kara hasn’t brought as much technical expertise as everyone was expecting. But I think Michael Sleazak’s Kara-hating is more a matter of being resistant to change. She offers a nice balance to Paula’s purple haze commentary and Randy’s repetitious “You worked it out/I wasn’t feeling it” dawgisms. If nothing else she eases the pain of Paula’s drunken-aunt-at-a-wedding-dance that kicks in at the beginning of every uptempo performance, be they good bad or indifferent.
Totally. I LOVE idolatry. It is so funny and informatives. I burned the brownies I was making for my party and was late for my carpool because I was watching old episodes.
I WAS THE CALL IN GUEST! IT WAS AWESOME!