By now, you’ve probably seen this weekend’s viral video sensation, 47-year-old ("and that’s just one siiiiide of me!") Susan Boyle’s audition for Britain’s Got Talent. The never-been-kissed Scot blew away the initially sneer-mongering judges with her rendition of "I Dreamed a Dream" from Les Miserables, causing Simon Cowell to sort of shift in his seat a little bit while allowing one the most sheepish documented grins to date spread over his "O" face. You can watch the entire clip on YouTube (embedding’s disabled), or just bask in the two most telling before-and-after facial reactions, below.
Suck it, eye-rolling tween! You’ll be that "old" and "awful" someday, too.