On last night’s fish sticks-centric episode of South Park, the "most talented musician in the world," Kanye West, failed to comprehend the most hilarious joke in history: If you put fish sticks in your mouth, you must be a gay fish. The ep was almost as brutal to Kanye and bumbling comedian Carlos Mencia as its animators were to poor Ellen Degeneres’ nose. Press play below for "Kanye’s" auto-tune-y celebration of his true gay-fish nature. "It’s a rap, girl."
Despite the above musical genius (is "genius" connected to…"breaded"?) my favorite line from "Fishsticks" was probably Cartman: "Dude, if I’m gonna be creative, I can’t eat fruit." You can watch "Fishsticks" in its entirety at South Park Studios.
UPDATE: Kanye responds in all caps in his most upstanding blog item to date! [Kanye's blog]
"I GOT A LONG ROAD AHEAD OF ME TO MAKE PEOPLE BELIEVE I’M NOT ACTUALLY A HUGE DOUCHE BUT I’M UP FOR THE CHALLENGE. I’M SURE THE WRITERS AT SOUTH PARK ARE REALLY NICE PEOPLE IN REAL LIFE. THANKS FOR TAKING THE TIME TO DRAW MY CREW. THAT WAS PRETTY FUNNY ALSO!! I’M SURE THERE’S GRAMMATICAL ERRORS IN THIS… THAT’S HOW YOU KNOW IT’S ME!"