Apr 1 2009 09:43 PM ET

Isabella Rossellini's 'Green Porno': You know you want to watch

IsabellaIf, like me, you’ve somehow managed to miss Isabella Rossellini’s Green Porno short films on SundanceChannel.com, you must click on that link. Immediately. She explains the mating rituals of various creatures — in anatomically-correct costumes. ("It’s a nature show!" wasn’t a good enough argument for me to picture her as a whale, so you’ll have to marvel at that sight after the jump.) Season 2 educates us on sea creatures (must-sees include "Whale," "Barnacle," and the general "Why Vagina"), while season 1 explores the land-dwelling (must-sees include "Snail" and "Spider"). My mind hasn’t been this stunned (in a good way?) since I saw that heart transplant mishap on One Tree Hill (definitely in a bad way).

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  • Chaddogg

    If this doesn’t make the Must List this week, nothing ever will.

  • George

    Genius. You gotta read this new interview with Isabella Rossellini at Advocate.com about the strap-on penises. AND, 30 Rock fans, it turns out she doesn’t love her Big Beef and Cheddar. http://www.advocate.com/exclusive_detail_ektid77103.asp

  • Valerie

    Oh, my God… Is this for real ?

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