Archive: March 2009 (51-60 of 518)

Mar 29 2009 08:58 PM ET

'The Haunting in Connecticut' posters: Please go away!

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As my pal Josh Rich reported earlier today, The Haunting in Connecticut made a decent amount of money this weekend, racking up $23 million. Well, good for it. I have nothing against this movie per se — sorry, I haven’t seen it — but I was hoping that perhaps after its opening weekend, I wouldn’t have to look at that kid barfing up gawd knows what on those gawd-awful posters anymore. (Thanks to EW intern Aly Semigran who snapped this shot on Friday afternoon.) But now that the flick has made some dough, I fear the damn ads are gonna linger for a while. I guess I’ll have to take a different route to the subway each morning because on a certain stretch of 14th Street here in Manhattan, there is an entire block plastered with shot after shot of that poor kid and that amorphous creepy thing coming out of his mouth. If the visual assault must continue, I guess I kind of want to know what, exactly, is being vomited? Is it a ghost? A tree? Huh? Can any of you tell me?

Mar 29 2009 12:30 PM ET

Kids' Choice Awards: The Rock does drag!

Categories: Misc.

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PopWatch would like to thank Miley Cyrus for summing up the 2009 Nickelodeon Kids’ Choice Awards: "I know this isn’t, like, the Oscars, but it’s still amazing." Too true. Unlike the three-hour-and-change ordeal known as the Academy Awards, last night’s fest of neon-green slime and screaming tweens was mercifully devoid of Hollywood pomposity. The eminently likeable Dwayne Johnson hosted and even rocked some Miley Cyrus drag. (Quick: Who wore the hot little red mini dress better?) Will Ferrell, clad in a skin-tight lycra wetsuit, added Slip n’ Slime World Champion to his long list of achievements. Plus, the whole shebang clocked in at a brisk 90 minutes. Wooh! That hour and a half just flew by! (Could it have been the two glasses of red wine I imbibed?)

Throughout the evening, many people were slimed, but no one got itworse than Sandra Bullock and Hugh Jackman. Announcing the winner forFavorite Book (the Twilight series, duh!), the two got a viscous stream of green blasted in their faces with the force of a tsunami. And they kept on smilin’! There should be a prize for that.

Cyrus made her insightful comments about the award proceedings while accepting her trophy — sorry, blimp — for favorite female singer. Other big winners included High School Musical 3: Senior Year (movie), American Idol (reality competition), Jack Black (animated voice), and Leonardo DiCaprio, who took home the inaugural Big Green Help Award for his environmental activism. (On a more serious note, double nominee Rihanna did not attend. Not surprisingly, no mention was made of Chris Brown who, in light of his arrest for allegedly attacking Rihanna, withdrew his name from the competition.)

What say you, PopWatchers? Did you tune in to this year’s slime-o-rama? Did you, like, totally squeal over the Jonas Brothers? And most importantly, what did you think of Paula Abdul’s bondage-y get-up?

Mar 28 2009 06:12 PM ET

'Wall Street': What it still has to tell us

Categories: Misc.

Wallstreetdouglas_dlIt’s got to be one of the dozen most famous, iconic,carved-into-Hollywood-history catch phrases the movies have ever givenus, a line to quote right along with "I coulda been a contender," "Youtalkin’ to me?" and "Frankly, my dear, I don’t give a damn!" Yet backin 1987, just after the stock market had toppled, when Gordon Gekkoannounced to the world that "Greed…is good," it had the super-intense,camera-flash zing of topicality: a cheerleader mantra for a go-godecade that would also serve as its epitaph. So when I went back,recently, to watch Oliver Stone’s Wall Street again, wonderingif the movie, with its addictive celebration of money fever built rightinto its hurtling information-age rhythms, would have anything to sayto us as we try to recover from our own age of go-go delusion, I was curious as to whether Gekko’s mythic words would now sound trapped in the bubblewrap of time.

Actually, his words are still timely as hell — though not in theway you expect. Standing before the shareholders of the Teldar papercorporation, trying to explain why he’d be the perfect guy to take overtheir company, Gekko, played by Michael Douglas as the world’s mosthandsome, gleamy-skinned cobra, makes a speech sensible enough to soundlike it was written by Barack Obama, with an assist from Donald Trumpin his tough-love Apprentice mode. Gekko starts off with astern warning about the growing national debt, and then — wait for it– he excoriates the Teldar vice presidents who are seated behind himfor taking so much wasteful executive pay. (He gives them the kind offace-to-face slapping down that the A.I.G. bonus crew haven’t yet hadto endure.) By the time he gets to "Greed is good," it’s offered notmerely as the self-justification of a reptile in suspenders but asbadly needed medicine — the hunger for revenue, forprofit-as-lifeblood, that will get the company surging again. Youalmost wish he could make the speech on Wall Street today. Except forone thing: The speech is a big, fat lie.

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Mar 28 2009 06:00 PM ET

Earth Hour 2009: You had better be reading this in the dark!

Categories: Current Affairs

Newyorkblackout_lHappy Earth Hour 2009! You know what’s funny? I had no idea there was an Earth Hour 2009. Sorry. Guess I’m not very eco-conscious. Don’t judge me — I do buy recycled paper towels and toilet paper! That has to count for something. But it made me feel a tad better when I checked the official website and discovered that Earth Hour only began in 2007. To summarize, in case you’re Earth Hour ignorant like me, it’s an initiative to get everyone in the world to shut off their lights from 8:30-9:30 p.m. today in a stance against global warming. Here’s hoping you don’t have anything important to do during that chunk of time, like reading or performing surgery. The organizers are hoping that 1 billion people participate this year, which seems astonishing. Apparently, the lights at the Sphinx and the Great Pyramids of Giza will even be switching off for the big event. Which begs the question: "Why do the Sphinx and the Great Pyramids of Giza have lights?" 

In any case, I plan to participate. Of course, it helps that I will be out of my apartment during the hour of 8:30-9:30 p.m. tonight. Now that I think about it, I do waste a lot of electricity with my lights. In fact, Thursday night I completely passed out on my couch with both living room lamps on, which makes me sound like a narcoleptic or something.

Are you going to participate in Earth Hour, PopWatchers? Do you think it will make a difference?

Mar 28 2009 03:07 PM ET
Mar 28 2009 02:51 PM ET

Snap Judgment: Candy Spelling on '20/20'

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What insight did we learn from Candy Spelling’s appearance on 20/20 last night? Well, other than the fact that she’s promoting a book, Stories from Candyland? Let’s see…she never felt like her "own person" as Aaron Spelling’s wife. She’s a hoarder. (Check out that self-beheading doll! "A little macabre," she said. Um, ya think?) And my personal favorite: She’s buying a lot of toilet paper for all those bathrooms inside Spelling Manor.

Of course, she also talked about her strained relationship with her daughter Tori which, let’s face it, was the only reason most of us tuned in. According to conventional wisdom, the two have been feuding since Aaron Spelling’s death in 2006, when Candy decided to give Tori just $800,000 of the TV mogul’s estimated $500 million fortune. On 20/20, Candy didn’t do much to quell speculation about the row or, failing that, advance the debate. As my colleague Kate Ward noted in her preview of Candy’s book, Tori’s mama is a master at speaking out of both sides of her mouth when discussing the former Beverly Hills, 90210 star. She couldn’t help sneaking in a dig at her daughter’s supposed gold-digging: When Tori’s son Liam was born, "She certainly gave me the social security number." Oh, snap! But then, with a "who, me?" guise of innocence, Candy quickly added that it’s not for her to divulge to the world what financial help she has or hasn’t given her daughter and grandchildren. (But, you know, since 20/20 was asking and all, yes, she has coughed up the dough. Or so she maintained last night.) She also went on to add that she has yet to meet Tori’s 9-month old daughter Stella; she can’t get Tori to pick up the phone when she calls; and she doesn’t even know where Tori lives. This last tidbit elicited a big ole dramatic "Candy. My goodness!" from 20/20 anchor Elizabeth Vargas.

What do you think? Are you tired of these ladies airing their dirty laundry in public? Did anything Candy say last night change how you feel about the Spelling feud? And are we honestly to believe that Candy does not have the wherewithal to track down her daughter’s address?

Mar 27 2009 11:39 PM ET

Enter the Fray: 'American Idol' mania (with a dash of 'BSG' and 'Lost')

Categories: American Idol

Lostbattlestar_lWell PopWatchers, another week has come and gone. In the interest of fairness (and not having an Enter the Fray with a 8/10 American Idol ratio), this week’s Idol reaction posts will count as one EtF entry — that means only half the top stories are Idol-related (instead of, you know…most). This is my first season watching, and I finally understand why people talk about it so much: I never realized I’d become so emotionally invested in a show I fast forward through most of (I can’t handle the Seacrest banter; it’s performance, critique, repeat for me). Now that I’ve entered into the world of Idol mania, let’s Enter the Fray:

10. Whitney Pastorek took the behind-the-scenes reins from Adam B. Vary to bring us reports from the Idoldome on Motown week’s performance and results nights.

9. Nicolas Cage: Artist or hack? The choice is his, says Owen Gleiberman. (And possibly his hair’s, says Enter the Fray.)

8. President Obama graced television for the millionth time this week, this time on 60 Minutes.

7. Adam Lambert held on to his No. 1 spot on his week’s American Idol Power List.

6. Still raw from the inexplicable departure of Alexis Grace, Idolatry hosts Michael Slezak and Kristen Baldwin came up with a new name for American Idol: America Hates Talent.

5. An Enter the Fray Public Service Announcement: If you’re into David Cook, the best way to profess your love is definitely not stalking his hotel room or following his tour bus.

4. You had a lot to say about this week’s Motown performances (both during and after the show), and even more to say about the unlucky singers who landed in the bottom three last night.

3. In a blow to teenage boys everywhere, the impossibly attractive Robert Pattinson proves to be self-deprecatingly humorous and charming on the Twilight DVD commentary. Teenage girls, Edward Cullen isn’t real. He will never love you. Give Joey from study hall a chance. (That doesn’t mean I you have to take those hot GQ photos down from your walls, though.)

2. After Wednesday’s mind-blowing (I hear) Lost episode, you chatted about the show, then chastised Doc Jensen for not getting his recap in sooner.

1. Sadly, Battlestar Galactica aired its last episode last Friday. Marc Bernardin and Margaret Lyons celebrated (and mourned) with a live(ish) blog.

addCredit(“Lost: Mario Perez/ABC; Battlestar Galactica: Carole Segal/SciFi”)

Mar 27 2009 10:50 PM ET

Robert Pattinson: One of the UNsexiest men alive? Wait. Really?

Categories: Sexytimes, Twilight

Robertpattinsonunsexy_lGoodness gracious, the turnaround time from buildup to backlash has become practically nonexistent now that last week’s hot dish is being treated like this week’s table scraps. That’s right, ladies, according to the arbiters of doability over at the Boston Phoenix, Twilight hunk Robert Pattinson has been named the 100th unsexiest man alive. Say what?

Now, it’s perfectly understandable to be feeling a little burnt out on the incessant hype surrounding Stephenie Meyer’s vampire empire. Fortunately we at EW have resisted the urge to jump on the bandwagon and have been a model of targeted, judicious coverage. Okay, maybe not. But no matter how you slice it, the floppy-topped young Brit is far from being critically in need of a sexy transplant. The Phoenix dings him for alleged stinkiness. But maybe the poor kid was feeling a little stressed out. And one woman’s b.o. is another’s dead-sexy pheromones. And don’t get us wrong, Pattinson needs to put some serious mileage on his soul (all that silly brooding doesn’t substitute for real grit and depth) before he makes our list of dreamweavers. But, if they want to maintain any credibility, they’d better stock the list with the true eunuchs of the world. Okay, PopWatchers, what do you think? Could the Phoenix possibly be onto something? Does Pattinson belong on this list? And who do you think belongs on that list? Who douses your fire the quickest?

More Robert Pattinson:
‘Twilight’ star Robert Pattinson eyeing romantic drama ‘Memoirs’?
‘Twilight’ DVD: Best of Robert Pattinson‘s audio commentary
Robert Pattinson GQ cover story read along!
 

Mar 27 2009 10:13 PM ET

Ghost-written celebrity Twitters: Trick or tweet?

Categories: Music, Ridiculata, Tech

50cent_lWhen 50 Cent suddenly starts sounding like Edgar Allan Poe, something stinks in Twitterland. One couldn’t help but wonder about the odd juxtaposition of recent posts on the rapper’s official page, which ranged from the fairly straightforward "Yo! how ya like my new pimpin curly?" to the oddly gothic "My ambition leads me through a tunnel that never ends." According to The New York Times, that’s because, well, 50 ain’t 50. Chris Romero, a.k.a. Broadway, the director of therapper’s web empire, typed in those words after reading them in aninterview, and he told the paper that the rapper doesn’t actually use the service, though "the energy of it is all him."

Color me cranky, Popwatchers, but isn’t the whole point of celebrity Twitters providing real, "Stars, they’re just like us!" access? If I wanted a PR blast, I’d check the fan page. And now, thanks to The Times, my faith in celeb-twitty revelations is shaken to the core. Is Diddy not actually having 36-hour tantric sex sessions? Is fake-Ashton Kutcher posting fake pictures of Demi Moore’s fake butt? Is Madonna truly giddy that she split from model boychild Jesus Luz? This is a house of lies, I tell you!

I never thought I would single out Shaq as a voice of reason in a world gone mad, but as the gigantor athlete so eloquently put it:“It’s 140 characters. If you need a ghostwriterfor that, I feel sorry for you.” But what do you think, readers? Is this news surprising, or just completely unshocking/lame/inevitable? Are you ready to just say "Twitter sux" and be done with it? (Oh, and, um, don’t forget that you can follow PopWatch at Twitter.com/EWPopWatch.)

Mar 27 2009 08:03 PM ET

Ashton Kutcher: Dude, where's my chest hair?

Apparently, Twittering his every last move with wife Demi Moore is not exhibitionistic enough for Ashton Kutcher. Now he’s gone and filmed himself getting his chest waxed in Nice! For a role! (We’re not sure, but it’s likely for Five Killers, costarring Katherine Heigl.) As Kutcher explains in the video (below), his stunt double waxed his own chest, and for continuity’s sake, Kutcher had to do the same. "Why would a stunt man shave his che–…" he begins, with mock diva rage. Then, correcting himself, he continues, "I mean, why would he wax down his chest without checking to see what the actor’s got first?" What "the actor" has ain’t much, judging from the footage. But that didn’t stop him from indulging in a weak imitation of the inimitable Steve Carell from 40-Year-Old Virgin: "Très joli!" Kutcher yelps as the esthetician, named Angelie, gets busy on his chest. "A tout a l’heure!" he cries. (Actually, that last one sounded more like "à tout a l’houre" which, in French, means…absolutely nothing!) Check out the video and weigh in. Narcissistic celebrity over-sharing or hilarity?

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