Clever banter, movement in major story lines, and a new reason to hate Tommy Walker. That’s Brothers & Sisters the way we like it.
As predicted, Sarah’s hotel for criminals (Tommy, suddenly wearing a Kabbalah bracelet?) and lonely hearts (Justin, eating the kids’ lunch meat) drove her nuts, so she convinced Kevin to miss his appointment sex with Scotty and take his brothers away for the weekend. Tommy was made to think that the getaway was an excuse to get Justin’s mind off of his break-up with Rebecca and focused on writing his admissions essay. (Tommy, too, laughed at Justin’s desire to go to med school. "How old are you gonna be when they let you out?" "Dude, You make it sound like I’m going to prison." Oops.) But really, the trip was planned so Kevin and Justin could talk Tommy into taking the plea the prosecution offered in his embezzlement case. The boys thought they were headed to a quiet part of Baja that their father used to take them to, but, like their dad, this beach got a lot more action than they knew about.
If last week was the worst-timed dinner in Walker family history, this was the worst-timed vacation. It was Spring Break (bitches), which meant sober Justin had to be surrounded by girls gone wild and Kevin had to entertain two aspiring hags who would’ve paid money to see him make out with the "shot hottie." While Kevin was pissy (my favorite of his emotions), Justin became jealous after he called Rebecca and she told him that Ryan was visiting her. Justin eventually kissed a pretty pre-med redhead on the beach, and her beefy (ex?)boyfriend and his fraternity brothers chased Justin back to his hotel room, where he remained in lockdown with Tommy and Kevin. I guess maybe Tommy realized that he was already being held prisoner, and that’s why he decided it was better to be on the outside — where he could attempt to reason with drunk frat boys and get his ass kicked. Afterward, the Walker Brothers sat around a fire and Tommy talked about how he envied those Spring Breakers for what they had ahead of them. ("Alcohol poisoning, DUIs, and STDs?" Kevin asked.) He said he wished he’d been like his class valedictorian, who went to Costa Rica after graduation instead of right to work at the family business. He said he needs to make new footsteps and stop following in William’s. So why didn’t I suspect that Tommy would bolt to Mexico until he missed breakfast the next morning? Perhaps because he said he was going to take the plea or because he has a daughter and wife he insists that he loves. He left a letter for Julia, who, granted, had thrown him out of the house. But still, he is such a douche. I called my own mother at 11:01 p.m. last night to tell her so.
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