Archive: March 2009 (181-190 of 518)

Mar 20 2009 05:18 PM ET

James Franco: Would you want him as your commencement speaker?

Jamesfranco_lA group of UCLA students are protesting the selection of ’08 alum James Franco, star of Milk and Pineapple Express, as their commencement speaker. Senior Erin Moore, who is attempting to drum up support on Facebook, told EW’s Hollywood Insider blog that she believes the university should have chosen a keynote speaker who’s accomplished more than juggling classes and a movie career, which she finds commendable but not particularly inspirational. Her argument isn’t completely without merit. She sees Franco as a peer, which is how he wanted to be viewed during his stint at UCLA. (He earned a degree in English, with a concentration in creative writing.) You could argue that the ones Franco should be addressing are high school students, who might benefit from hearing a story about someone who valued education enough to return to school — but didn’t have to give up his passion, acting. Then again, isn’t multi-tasking something new professionals could use advice on? Hasn’t 30-year-old Franco navigated his way through a difficult industry, shown range that was perhaps unexpected of him, and lived more life experiences than most 21-year-olds?

Of course, the selection committee (which did include students) no doubt picked Franco because they thought he’d be entertaining. That isn’t a new concept. Personally, I’d be psyched to have someone who, if he’s smart, might bring along a new Judd Apatow video (perhaps addressing this protest?). I can’t remember who spoke at my graduation 12 years ago. I just remember that he was an older gentleman who said something culturally insensitive that had all the anthropology majors staring at each other in disbelief. (I also remember getting a congratulatory peck on the cheek from my hot art history professor because he’d read in the program that I was graduating summa cum laude. I felt a little guilty when final grades came in and I dropped to magna.)

What’s your stance? Vote in our poll below.

 

Mar 20 2009 04:16 PM ET

'Hell's Kitchen' recap: The drama club

Hellskitchen_lTonight’s Hell’s Kitchen served up a hearty plate of drama, and yet I was left hungry and unsatisfied (luckily I always have chocolate on hand). The blowups, arguments, and surprises were abundant, but the show sometimes felt more staged than my elementary school Care Bears play. To give credit where credit is due, however, the phoniness this week was nowhere near as transparent as last week’s J.P./Fransisco debacle. And there were a few genuine surprises (J.!) and some hurl-your-remote-through-your-TV moments.

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Mar 20 2009 04:00 PM ET

Bobb'e J. Thompson: Give this kid his own show!

Bobbejthompson_lUsually, I can’t stand precocious children in movies or sitcoms. You know, the ones that pop into a scene and obnoxiously deliver a line that’s unnaturally funny for a child their age. (I’m looking at you, any child to ever appear in a CBS sitcom!) But I turned a new leaf last night during the young Bobb’e J. Thompson’s cameo on 30 Rock as Tracy Jr. (brother to George Foreman). Now, I loved the kid during Role Models — he practically stole the entire movie — but his hysterical blink-and-you-missed-it appearance on last night’s show proved he’s the funniest kid to break out in Hollywood since Spanky McFarland. Seriously, Thompson held his own against Alec Baldwin! And he looks great in a suit! Even though Thompson has some movies lined up, I’m a selfish person: I want to see the kid nab his own TV show so he can grace my TV screen each week. Who’s with me? Who thinks Thompson deserves his own series?

Mar 20 2009 03:45 PM ET

McDonald's Filet-O-Fish commercial: Get out of my head!

Once in a blue moon, I’ll turn on the television and find myself watching a commercial that’s so catchy (Old Navy Performance Fleece; the "Wasssup" Budweiser guys) I simply cannot rid it from my mind for days on end. Though it had been a while since I’ve seen a spot catchy enough to command my attention, McDonald’s has officially done the trick with their newest Filet-O-Fish commercial. As a fan of everything ’90s, I was already the perfect demographic for an ad starring Big Mouth Billy Bass. But as soon as he opens his mouth and begins singing, I find myself transfixed, unable to look away, and pretty much at risk to follow any instruction that freakin’ fish gives me. Eat at McDonald’s every day? Convert to Kabbalah? Take a special trip to visit the Prime Minister of Malaysia? You got it, filet-o-fish, because I cannot take my eyes off you!

Anyone else obsessed with McDonald’s Filet-O-Fish ad?

Mar 20 2009 03:37 PM ET

Obama's 'Special Olympics' quip: Over it?

Obamaleno_lIn the wake of President Obama’s generally pleasant, at times even giggly Tonight Show appearance Thursday night, the media’s currently flipping out over the president’s unexpected reference to the Special Olympics. The leader of the free world jokingly told Jay Leno that he’d bowled a 129 at the White House’s private alley, adding, "That was like the Special Olympics or something." The president remains horrified at the gaffe; before the segment aired last night, he called chairman of the Special Olympics Tim Shriver from Air Force One. "He expressed his disappointment and he apologized in a way that wasvery moving. He expressed that he did not intend to humiliate thispopulation," Shriver said Friday on ABC’s Good Morning America. Obama also invited Special Olympics athletes to visit the White House to bowl or play basketball.

Personally, I think it was a ridiculously dumb thing to say, but I was over it in about 10 seconds (and this is coming from someone who scored a woeful 66 in an NYC media bowling league on Wednesday night). The bigger issue to consider, maybe, is whether presidents should be going on talk shows at all. Were a few successful jokes worth this memorable giant cringe? Let us know what you think in the poll below.

 
Mar 20 2009 02:54 PM ET

Charlie Murphy's new Web series: Crackle or fizz?

Charlie Murphy’s back, b—h! The former Chappelle’s Show standout launched his own Web series, Charlie Murphy’s Crash Comedy, this morning at crackle.com, Sony Pictures Entertainment’s online video network. His premiere sketch, a four minute talk-show parody with a flyer-than-Beetlejuice Lil Wayne, is the first of a series that will be unveiled every Friday for 13 weeks.

 

I found the humor a little stale. Mike Tyson jokes? Weezy/Baby Brokeback potshots? It’s nice to have Murphy back, but I hope upcoming clips have a little more edge.

What were your impressions? Have you missed Charlie Murphy and is he really "comedy royalty," as the site claims?

Mar 20 2009 02:45 PM ET

'Bones' recap: Booth gets serious, Hodgins gets ripped!

Bones_lI know we all like Seeley Booth (David Boreanaz) because he’s charming and goofy, but, honestly, he’s never sexier to me than when he’s talking seriously about what it means to be a man. Last night’s episode was very interesting both in terms of the case at hand — an alleged teen pregnancy pact that resulted with a dead girl in a winter salt truck — and for how it could factor into two upcoming storylines that Michael Ausiello’s already SPOILED (Brennan asks Booth to father her child, Booth has a major illness)…

I’m beginning to wonder if bad jokes are a symptom of whatever medical crisis Booth experiences later this season. Did he really say that he was getting a potato chip craving when they found that girl in the mound of salt? Ewww. Said girl was quickly ID’d as a missing high school volleyball player, and the hormones in her blood revealed that she was pregnant. Her mother (Caroline in the City‘s Amy Pietz, who just guest-starred on TNT’s Trust Me — good for her), refused to believe that her good little girl was sexually active, but dad had seen a pregnancy test and guessed as much. The writers toyed briefly with the usual suspects: The ex-boyfriend (only he’s a good Christian); the pregnant ex-best friend, played by Monique Coleman, who also dated the ex-boyfriend (only they would’ve made up); the father (no incest here); the strict mother (she didn’t know the girl was pregnant, she just knew that she’d tried to forge a $5,000 check from her); and the volleyball coach (he reported the girl’s attempt to extort $5,000 from him). I thought maybe it would’ve been the volleyball team’s alpha female, a girl who’d been the class valedictorian and student body president until she got pregnant — but no, she just allowed half her teammates to think it was a great idea for them to get pregnant, too, so they could buy a house together (in this market? good luck!) and raise their babies together.

I’ve never spent much time thinking about what would motivate a teen pregnancy pact — because it’s just so unthinkable to me — so I can’t speak to how unique the show’s theory was. I guess we’re supposed to believe that like the alpha female, the other girls were under so much pressure from their parents to succeed and follow a certain path that they just wanted their roads to end. You can give up dreams and ambitions if they’re not actually yours. As Brennan said, these girls are being raised in a society that tells you half of all marriages end in divorce, you can’t count on a man. You count on your friends; they’ll never leave you. I like that concept (as a plot device, I mean) more than I would the idea that these girls got themselves pregnant just because the most popular girl in school did. Each of the girls had to come up with $5,000, and the victim was killed when she seduced her chiropractor and threatened him with statutory rape if he didn’t give her the money.

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Mar 20 2009 02:37 PM ET

New 'Terminator Salvation' poster: decapitated heads or tails?

Terminatorsalvationposter_lMe, I loves the Terminator franchise. In all its incarnations. I’ve seen the movies, continue — perhaps against reason — to watch the TV show, read the comics, and played the age-old videogames. I’ve got the premiere of Terminator Salvation marked on my calendar (May 21). I used to un-ironically wear a Cyberdyne baseball cap: That’s how much I love these flicks.

But the latest poster for the Christian Bale-McG installment ticks me off. Yes, it’s an arresting image, an endoskeletal head being held, upside-down, by its necky bits. It also feels like an image I’ve seen on a dozen torture-porn horror posters. And I just want my Terminator to feel classier than that. (I also wasn’t overly jazzed by the one-sheets for Terminator: The Sarah Connor Chronicles that featured Summer Glau’s dangling torso.)

Am I being knee-jerky (or just jerky)? Are you cool with this image or do you, like me, want them to keep their Hostel out of my Terminator?

Mar 20 2009 02:35 PM ET

Happy 40th Birthday, 'Very Hungry Caterpillar'! Let's eat lots of cake!

TheveryhungrycaterpillarlAnd I mean lots of cake! After all, today marks the 40th anniversary of Eric Carle’s iconic children’s tale, The Very Hungry Caterpillar. It’s a noteworthy birthday, folks: No children’s book, with the exception of Goodnight Moon, has made such an impression on kids over the course of the past four decades. I know that whenever I spy an illustration of an apple, a lollipop, or a piece of salami, my mind immediately reverts to my childhood, when my parents and I would read Carle’s classic on a daily basis. But the book is relatable for people of all ages. After all, who among us hasn’t collapsed into a cacoon-like slumber after eating a ginormous meal? (Few of us wake up as butterflies, however. We just hope our pants fit.) So let’s wish Caterpillar a very happy birthday! We know former president George W. Bush will be celebrating

Mar 20 2009 12:00 PM ET

'Watchmen' and other movies that shouldn't have shown breasts just because they could

Watchmentrailer_lThose of you who’ve seen Watchmen, answer me this: Were you distracted by Silk Spectre’s bare bosoms during her love scene with Nite Owl? Days later, I’m still annoyed by them. I don’t like when films show breasts just because (a) they’ve got the R-rating, so they can and (b) straight men are the presumed audience. Now, I realize this raises more questions for you:

1. Am I just saying this because I didn’t love the movie? No. I also found the bare breasts distracting during the opening sex montage in Wedding Crashers, a movie I did enjoy.

2. Am I just saying this because I’ve never read the comic? No. I’ve talked to someone who has, and she agreed that director Zach Snyder milked the scene to the point of absurdity. (I wasn’t sure whether I was laughing at it or with it.)

3. Am I just saying this because I’m a straight woman? That’s what I want to find out. It’s possible, I suppose. I know when I mentioned this "breasts for breasts sake" concept to my male editor, his first response was, "What about abs for abs sake?"

4. Why wasn’t I "distracted" by Dr. Manhattan’s full frontal? Because it was his character’s usual state, and it wasn’t Billy Crudup’s actual front.

5. Why didn’t I even mention the skin we saw on Patrick Wilson during that Silk Spectre/Nite Owl love scene? Because that’s how distracted I was by Malin Akerman’s breasts!

So, back to my questions: Were you distracted by Watchmen‘s graphic sex scene? And what other films do you think bared all when they didn’t need to?

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