Apparently, Twittering his every last move with wife Demi Moore is not exhibitionistic enough for Ashton Kutcher. Read the full post.
Mar 27
2009
08:03 PM ET
Ashton Kutcher: Dude, where's my chest hair?
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Demi Moore grita menos que tu…jajajaja!!!
Love a guy with a sense of humor. Plus he’s adorable.
Kutcher’s got no acting ability, no screen presence, and no masculinity. He’s the creation of Hollywood hype and gullible idiots. He’s a big girly-man who’s been coasting on the pathetic adolescent fantasies of brainless dweebs with way too much time and disposable income on their hands. This moronic video and its response just proves that the typical “celebrity” should be taken out back and shot in the head.
I agree with truth squad. Kutcher’s a total butt dart. And the only bigger butt dart: The loser who pays to see Kutcher’s movies. Hey loser, see that big tree over there – go get some rope, place it over your neck, and – well, you get the message.
The guy’s about as hairy (and intelligent) as a well-used handball. I’ve seen more hair (and intelligence) on a cue ball.
Owen, take your micro-tool and HIV-vibe somewhere else. This ain’t the twinkers match game. Do your salad tossing and fud-pucking where it belongs – in the sewer that is your mother’s house.
Ashton = total doosh. He’s about as sexy and cool as a cardboard box dipped in cheap sparkles.