Mar 25 2009 02:12 AM ET

Fergie's doll scares the bejeezus out of me

Fergiedollsaw_lIf there’s anything scarier than the prospect of owning Fergie’s auctioned-off underwear, it’s having to be in the same room as this doll (left, with Fergie) modeled after the singer. Seriously, go ahead and try to convince me that that thing isn’t Saw‘s Jigsaw (right) in drag. (When you pull the string, does it say, "Oh yes, there will be shameless plugs for Candie’s"?) [shudder].

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  • Leo

    Weeeeeeeeeeeeell, go ahead and try to convince me that FERGIE herself isn’t Jigsaw in drag! She is scary in this picture!!! (Too much cosmetic surgery, perhaps?)

  • Kristen

    HAHAHAAHAHA! Best Popwatch item EVER!

  • mioo

    hahahahah! Fergie scares the bejesus out of me, so the doll is beyond scary.

  • Carlos Balbás-Espín

    LOL LOL LOL xD!!!!!
    Hilarious post, but one of the categories it’s filed under is *just* priceless:
    “Horrifying But Hypnotic”
    LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL xD xD xD!!!!!

  • Stephanie Travitsky

    That doll looks like a Ken doll in drag. It’s awful.

  • Brody

    Fergie’s doll is almost as scary as… Fergie! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHH!!!!!

  • J.

    That is the single scariest thing I have ever seen–I mean what is that standing next to the doll?

  • Jeff W.

    Hilarious and true!

  • Stephanie T.

    In that photo, Fergs looks like Sandra Bullock crossed with Marcia Gay-Harden…after she’s pumped out a few kids. That’s not a pretty sight.

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