"Listen up, this is the busiest drinking day of the year. Where are the designated drivers?… Beat it! I got no room for cheap skates." — Moe (Hank Azaria) on The Simspons
Mar 17
2009
10:00 AM ET
Quote of the Day: St. Patrick's Day edition
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Ah yes, “To alcohol, the cause of and answer to all of life’s problems.”