Thanks to last night’s 30 Rock, my totally appropriate crushes on both Jon Hamm and Tina Fey as individuals have given way to a slightly cringe-y full-blown obsession with the concept of them as a potential couple. They’ve become this globular being composed of adorably awkward glances and torn-open Netflix containers, all bound together by gooey strings of fondue. I wanna take this globular being, which I believe should be called Iced Lemon Cake, behind the middle school and…no. (Yes.)
At first, I wondered if Lemon’s aggressively desperate maneater tactics seemed a bit out of character. Taking a camera pic of Dr. Baird under the guise of wanting to show it to her barber was pathetic(-ally awesome) enough — but then to feign canine ownership and trap an unsuspecting frosting enthusiast into a creepyfest party for two? The scenario rang a bit over-the-top until I remembered this is the same woman who pretended to be an alcoholic to get closer to Floyd. Not to mention, if Lemon didn’t occasionally wig out for a guy, nothing would ever happen on her romantic front and there might even be significantly fewer opportunities for Alec Baldwin to play a super-gay Spanish soap opera version of himself. Either way, I was all for the crazy-eyed scheming during ”The Generalissimo” last night. Press play below for the buildup to the point at which Lemon and Dr. Baird’s cozy date night went down in flames faster than that poor child’s dynamite-targeted head in Los Amantes Clandestinos.
PopWatch Lifestyles Alert: I’ll be watching a wriggling Jon Hamm squeak out ”I don’t know what that means!” for the rest of the day. I just want to swoop in, pin him down, explain what the crazy lady’s talking about, and then assure him Annie can make it all better.
More 30 Rock, plus a bonus collage of Jon Hamm with floppy hair and glasses, after the jump…
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