ABC’s recent Oscars promo is a bit more ambitious in scope than is really necessary. It’s about four commercials for completely different things. How will the aliens who can see it from space know exactly what they’re tuning in for?!
The spot seems to endorse:
1) Swanky new international airline with giant planes, all named Oscar 2) B-movie about earth-tingling red carpet disaster 3) Renowned nonagenarian hairstylist to the stars ("One man has delivered magical moments for over 80 years…") 4) Disney cartoon ball that’s kind of low-budge but still very sparkly
CBS was busy picking up pilots on Friday. Here are the latest orders and TAGs (Totally Arbitrary Grades).
• Miami Trauma: Jerry Bruckheimer is behind this medical drama which, not surprisingly, "centers on a team of trauma surgeons saving critically injured patients in Miami," Variety reports. I suppose it makes sense for CBS to offer its procedural-addicted audience a hospital option. So although I’m already tired of reading about medical dramas this pilot season, I give it a TAG of B.
• Three Rivers: This drama, from Jericho‘s Carol Barbee, is said to show the drama of organ transplants from three perspectives: the doctors’, the donors’, and the recipients’. I like the title. Organ donor episodes are usually good TV. L.A. Confidential director Curtis Hanson is among the exec producers. They’ll just have to work hard not to hit the same emotional beats in every episode (and to beat out Miami Trauma). TAG: B+
• The Good Wife: The legal drama centers on a politician’s wife who has her own career as a defense attorney, Variety reports. It’s exec produced by Robert and Michelle King (In Justice), and Ridley Scott, Tony Scott, and David Zucker. Thoughts: CBS doesn’t have a straight courtroom procedural, so that must be the appeal here. She’ll need to have a staff that flirts. TAG: B-
In last night’s Flight of the Conchords, forts were built, cookies were decorated, and friends were made…kinda. Props to the boys for giving Mel her own song. If you think she’s weird, check out how bizarre her dreams are (below), and you’ll realize, hey, real-life Mel’s not so bad, and that’s saying something. The larger-than-life banana floating around and the purple elephants didn’t faze me, and even I’ve had a dream where all my teeth fall out. But one part of this visually awesome music video did get me thinking: If the Oedipus complex is where a child subconsciously sexually desires the parent of the opposite sex and wants to harm the parent of the same sex, what does it mean when you dream that you give birth to the men you lust after and want to eat their cookie faces? And that’s why the world can’t be more like your dreams, Mel. Because you’re crazy. And I love it.
You know who else is pretty cool? Jim Gaffigan! Fact: You can never go wrong with a guest appearance by Jim Gaffigan. (See: Super Troopers and That ’70s Show.) As we now know, throwing him into a song isn’t a bad idea either. This precious ditty upholds the true purpose of friendship, which is that "friends walk together, pop and lock together." This collaboration of four men I simply adore made me feel warm inside and was complete with an a cappella intro that could only have been better if Andy from The Office popped up in the backseat, too.
So, PopWatchers, what did you think of the Conchords’ latest jingles? Anyone else think Mel looked even more absolutely fabulous with long hair? More importantly, what do you think Bret did in Mel’s dream that made her so mad? And who agrees that Jemaine’s more of a Chandler, and serial-list-maker Murray is totally Monica?!
Looks like Mark, Tom, and Travis have taken a page out of the Obama play book: Less than 12 hours after announcing to the world on the Grammys that they’d be reuniting after four years, Blink-182 already have their 2009 reunion site (pictured) set up. I, for one, am pretty excited. I caught their 2004 co-headlining tour with No Doubt — you kinda forget that Blink-182 was as big as, and sometimes bigger than, Gwen and Co. — which was worth the price of admission alone just for Travis’ extended drum solo atop a riser above the crowd. (Yes, Gwen’s back flips certainly added value, too.)
Their side projects over the years — Tom’s Angels & Airwaves, Mark and Travis’ +44 — demonstrated how talented each is in his own right, but mostly, they just reminded us that we’d rather be seeing and listening to Blink. So, while they didn’t stay together for the kids, they did get back together for them (even if most of the "kids" have mortgages and kids of their own by now).
No Doubt are also reuniting for shows this summer, for the first time since that ’04 tour with Blink. Rumors have it that Blink will be doing some dates opening for Green Day, which should be great — but for old time’s sake, maybe they could double up with No Doubt again, if for just one?
Many of you were wondering last night about the young woman who livened up Carrie Underwood’s performance of "Last Name" with a face-melting guitar solo. Who was that righteous axe warrior, anyway? Question answered: Her name is Orianthi, she’s a 24-year-old Aussie, and guitar heroes including Carlos Santana, Prince, and Steve Vai reportedly agree that she rocks. Check out Orianthi’s MySpace here, relive last night’s "Last Name" below (skip to around 1:50 for the serious shredding), and get ready: Orianthi is signed to 19 Recordings/Geffen Records, with a debut album in the works. Anyone else psyched to hear it?
At least one of last night’s big Grammy honorees couldn’t be there: late songwriter Steve "Static Major" Garrett, who posthumously shared the Best Rap Song award for Lil Wayne’s "Lollipop." Static penned tons of now-classic R&B, hip-hop, and pop tunes before his untimely death last year, many of them in collaboration with Timbaland. His Grammy win is a reminder of how much he’ll be missed. Check out the four-part oral history of Static’s life that Vibe put together in December or a recent profile in his hometown paper if you’re looking for a fuller picture of the man behind the music. Or just pay tribute by listening to one of his most brilliant creations, Aaliyah’s "Are You That Somebody?", below. How will you remember Static Major?
So many questions. Why Tom Hanks? Are the same few of his DVDs that keep zooming by…intended to harm him? Would Wilson the Volleyball have made a more formidable foe than an inexplicably exploding Hooch? Is Level 1-1 also like a box of chocolates? None of the answers matter, and neither does this clip. Press play anyway!
Week one of American Idol‘s season 8 Hollywood rounds was decidedly disappointing. Promising singers were booted with little or no explanation. Gimmicky fame-seekers received inordinate amounts of screen time. The show’s producers got off to an early start in choosing medal contenders in their all important Contestant Pimping Olympics. And, worst of all, there wasn’t much in the way of singing going on. But fret not: This week’s episode of Idolatry not only packs in the choicest Hell Week audition clips, but also features cameo appearances from Tarzan and Porky Pig, plus our own Idol-centric tribute to Beyoncé’s "Single Ladies" shuffle. If ya like it…then you should press play below, then share your own take on Hollywood Week in the comments section below.
People.com reports R&B singer Chris Brown was released from LAPD custody after posting $50,000 bail on Sunday night. Earlier in the evening, according to the People.com report, Brown turned himself in for questioning in connection with a police investigation into charges of a felony battery that took place in a car early Sunday morning.
According to police reports, officers responded to a 911 call at around 12:30 a.m. An unidentified woman who appeared to have been beaten identified Brown as her attacker. Brown was not found at the scene.
Last night’s B&S was an enjoyable hour of Walker insanity, mainly because quippy Kevin was back and Nora hit the bottle. The episode revolved around Kitty’s baby shower, which raised multiple issues. Issue #1: Should gay men be invited to showers just because they’re gay? Answer: No. They should be invited because they’ll be there focused and ready for fun and keep the guests entertained with witty banter like, "I am not gonna stand here and be interrogated by The View." Saul was offended that he, Scotty, and Kevin were invited and the straight men in the family were not. He didn’t come out of the closet to be a stereotype, he said. Scotty said there’s no one way to be gay. Kevin responsed, "Well, he’s managed to be the most dull, joyless version I’ve ever seen." Kevin is so much funnier when Robert’s not around. Kevin determined that Saul really was just scared of introducing his boyfriend, Henry (John Glover), to the family. To which I say, then don’t bring the boyfriend. Problem solved. (Saul did bring him and he survived his first Crazy Nora encounter. Congratulations!)
Issue #2: Can/should a woman start a new career when she’s expecting a baby? I feel for Kitty. She’s a woman who focused on her career for most of her life, and then the moment she decides to start a family, her dream job falls into her lap four weeks before her adoption due date. But here’s my question: Why does it have to be all or nothing? Wouldn’t this new broadcast journalism department Wexley University wanted her to be the dean of also need professors? Why can’t she just teach? After fighting with Nora and Sarah about how to work a stroller (that went on a little too long), Kitty realized her life was about to change enough and turned down the job. Robert was upset because now, it’s clear that Kitty is willing to make sacrifices for their family that he isn’t. She finally figured out that he’s running for governor, and it looks like next week, he’ll have to decide what comes first: Kitty or his ambition. (Though this series is guilty of making previews look way more dramatic than the show actually will be, so who knows.) Kitty knew Robert was a driven man when she meant him. I’m not faulting him for that. I just want him to consult Kitty before he makes his decision, like she did when she phoned him while cowering in Nora’s house before her shower.