Mark my words. Survivor: Tocantins will go down as one of your favorite Survivor seasons. I know I’ve said that about other seasons in the past and check the records, haven’t I usually been right? Some seasons I’m not sure how the audience will react, so I say nothing, but when I’m sure, I scream it.
This is me screaming: YES! YES! YES! Say it with me. YES! YES! YES! Yes is my new favorite word. Life is so much more fun when you just let go of your fears and say ”YES” to whatever. Don’t believe me? Try it. Today, just say ”YES” to everything that comes your way. Let me know how it goes.
Cagey Jeff Probst was at it again in the premiere of Survivor: Tocantins, throwing a twist at the contestants a scant five minutes into the game. The episode also featured a naked Mormon, random thoughts on Vikings, and a 53-year-old woman fondling her own boobs. The 
I’m just gonna come out and say it: I am happy the 
…on Twitter, that is. OMG! Okay, maybe it’s not THE 
Wait, there’s a Chun-Li movie? Like, Chun-Li from Street Fighter? Considering how much Street Fighter II I played on Sega Genesis — so much, you guys — I kinda expected someone from Capcom to call me. Personally. And thank me first for my thousands of hours of dedication, and then apologize for not making a Sagat movie first, even though Sagat is obviously the best character to play as, and then we could talk about why Blanka and E. Honda are basically the same, and someone could explain to me why anyone would ever play as Balrog, and wow, do I still have some strong feelings about SFII. Anyway, Street Fighter: The Legend of Chun-Li opens Feb. 27. 
