Archive: February 2009 (131-140 of 448)

Feb 20 2009 06:35 PM ET

Roisin Murphy: How do I talk to you, angel?

Roisin_leaningMy favorite artist in the whole wide world (WWW), Irish dance-pop goddess Róisín Murphy, played a five-song acoustic set last night at the after party for the fashion show of her longtime friend, designer Kai Kühne. The venue — the National Arts Club on Gramercy Park — was intimate, but crazy-packed and loud — many of the partygoers wouldn’t even shut up while she was singing! I wanted to murder them. But I didn’t! 

After her set, Róisín kept drifting back and forth through the crowd, indulging obsessive fans whose audacity (obnoxiousness?) I very much envied. My partner-in-party-crashing Missy Schwartz kept nudging me towards her, aggressively whispering missives along the lines of "Seize the day!" and other sweet, sweet nothings. We didn’t have an interview set up, so I had no legit reason to bother Róisín. I was just there on last-minute notice as a super fan. The voices in my head began to argue. (Don’t bug her! She’s used to it. What are you even gonna say, fool? JUST SAY HI — you’ll never have another chance!) I imagined the thousands of ways I could mess this up. Maybe I’d whip out a color printout of my desktop background (Róisín’s Overpowered album cover silhouetted against the Candy Land game board) and say something terrible like "Check it out — YOU’RE ALWAYS ON MY COMPUTER." Or I’d force her to inspect the back of my iPod, on which is engraved a quote from the Moloko (Róisín’s former band) song "Forever More" — feel it furious / the fire burns on. And she’d have to politely pretend to be able to read the tiny letters amidst my disgusting finger smudges, in a darkened, incredibly noisy room. I shuddered. Suddenly she was right there.

In the end, I awkwardly spit out around 18 variations of the general concept of "I love you/I’m obsessed with you" which was both A) a major understatement and B) possibly creepier than the hypothetically embarrassing scenarios mentioned above. But, of course, she was totally sweet about it. So that’s my story. I love/am obsessed with Róisín Murphy. For better or worse, now she knows.

Have you ever completely wigged out in the presence of a pop-culture obsession?

More Róisín Murphy:
I got ‘Overpowered’ by Róisín Murphy at Mansion in NYC (Oct. ’08)
Róisín Murphy’s ‘You Know Me Better’ video: There are no words
Seriously, just spend a half hour watching all her crazy videos

Feb 20 2009 06:22 PM ET

Hillary Clinton's 'Awesome' music picks

So you think there’s only one international pop superstar in the new Washington administration, eh? Not so! Just check out this clip of Secretary of State Hillary Clinton appearing on an Indonesian TV variety show called Dahsyat ("Awesome") this week. (H/t my mom.) The way the young hosts swoon over Clinton, you’d think the Jonas Brothers, or whoever their Indonesian equivalents are, had just walked on set. After some serious talk, they even get the U.S.’ top diplomat to talk about her favorite music around the 4:30 mark. Clinton cites the Beatles and, naturally, the Stones — safe choices, sure, but undeniable ones. The whole thing is funny and surreal, and it’s a reminder that as far as I’m concerned, Hillary should do more TV here in our country, statecraft schedule permitting. Who’s with me?

More on pop culture and politics:
Cover Story: Barack Obama, President Rock Star
EW Gallery: The Great Presidential Pop-Culture Debate ’08
Barack Obama loves Beyonce and SNL
Obama’s iPod: Analyzing the presidential playlist

Feb 20 2009 06:03 PM ET

Flo Rida comes 'Right Round' to the top of the charts

The No. 1 single in the country right now, in case you haven’t noticed, is a horrendous rap remake of Dead or Alive’s "You Spin Me Round (Like a Record)." Yes, a record-breaking 636,000 people downloaded Flo Rida’s "Right Round" last week. What does all this say about us as a society? Mainly that we really, really enjoy cheesetastic ’80s hair-pop hits in whatever form we can get ‘em, I guess. (Check out "Right Round" below, if you must — though this YouTube clip may soon fall victim to Flo Rida’s label’s copyright-claiming spree, which in this case is a true public service.)

Truth is, Flo Rida is not the world’s worst rapper. He can ride a beat, just like his name says. But this song is straight-up awful. Tell me, am I going crazy here? Were any of you out there among the proud 636,000 who paid for this thing?

More terrible music:
The 20 Worst Cover Songs Ever
Ouch! That Was My Ear! on PopWatch
Lil Wayne’s "Prom Queen": Make it go away!
What’s worse: Michael Bolton or the lash?

Feb 20 2009 05:59 PM ET

Jade Goody lives life -- and faces death -- on TV

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Last night, I read this thoughtful, moving post on Salon’s Broadsheet about Jade Goody, a 27-year old U.K. reality show star and tabloid celebrity who’s dying of cervical cancer. I confess I hadn’t heard of Goody before. Still, her story is unbelievable: She was on a popular Brit version of Big Brother, wrote an autobiography, launched a perfume, and starred on another, celebrity version of Big Brother where she insulted a Bollywood star and consequently got chastised by future prime minister Gordon Brown. Salon describes her as a "a love-her or hate-her working-class hero, combining the brashness of Roseanne Barr, the intellect of Jessica Simpson and the shameless self-promotion of Paris Hilton, all in the body of a female wrestler."

Last year, Goody found out she had cervical cancer — she got the news on air while appearing on an Indian version of Big Brother. Since then, she’s starred in a series of reality specials about her treatment and become a different kind of tabloid fixture. The latest news has been grim: Goody’s cancer is terminal and she announced that she’d be marrying her boyfriend in a ceremony on Sunday that will be televised, of course. She’s been quoted as saying she’s trying to make as much money as possible for her two young sons. American audiences can only really see the Goody saga through endless YouTube clips (one is embedded below). But how many of you out there have been following her story? What do you think: Is she being exploitative? Brave? Or both?

Feb 20 2009 04:56 PM ET

'Millionaire Matchmaker': Age ain't nothing but a number

We don’t always agree with the advice that Millionaire Matchmaker Patti Stanger doles out. That’s especially true when it comes to the show’s ladies, who usual get sent out of the office with orders to straighten their hair, slather on a fake tan, and lace up hooker heels in order to woo the eligible bachelors.

But on last night’s episode — which featured the show’s first-ever female millionaire (blond bombshell Heidi) — Patti gave out one bit of advice that seems just plain wrong: She told Heidi to hide her age.

Here’s the thing. At 41, the businesswoman is already considered past her prime for Patti’s clientele, most of whom are getting-up-there guys looking for open-minded (read: submissive), friendly (not too smart), well-rounded (chesty) gals who are still looking forward to their 10-year high school reunions.

So when Heidi ends up on a date with the episode’s other millionaire, 45-year-old kinda-creepy hotelier Bill, Patti gives her strict instructions not to reveal her actual age until the third date. The tactic completely backfires, as Bill spends most of their meal trying to suss out her DOB with ridiculously specific questions about her life ("And how many years did you do that?" "And you were how old then?")

Obviously, Heidi has every right to hide her age if she’s so inclined. But why should she? She’s a successful entrepreneur. She has a freakishly adorable child and a killer house in the hills. And, on top of it, the lady is hot. Like, stupid hot. Christie Brinkley hot. She whines for a minute about having to put on a tiny bikini for Bill’s spa (which turns out to be some kind of weird amphibious obstacle course), and then throws the thing on and turns the rest of the segment into an impromptu Sports Illustrated shoot. You’d kind of hate her if she didn’t seem, you know…nice.

At the end of the ep, we learn that Heidi and Bill are maintaining a "long-distance relationship," which is all well and good. But does that mean Bill is still hesitating to commit because Heidi isn’t in the MTV demographic? And did Heidi ever reveal her age, or did she just wait for Bill to catch last night’s episode?

What’s your take, PopWatchers? Should Heidi lie about how old she is? Should Bill be allowed to chase younger gals because he wants a family? And what’s up with Patti’s straight hair fetish?

Feb 20 2009 04:05 PM ET

'Hell's Kitchen' recap: It's a meat-a-palooza!

Hellskitchen_l_2Things got fleshy on this week’s Hell’s Kitchen as the chefs were schooled and tested in the ways of beef. Sound interesting? It wasn’t. Contestants wrestled with a cow carcass (that’s really not an exaggeration), lost their lunch, and served up plenty of raw meat to restaurant guests. Seth won my coveted Most Annoying Person Ever award last night, narrowly beating out Andrea for the prize. And yet the episode lacked any real standout moment. There wasn’t even a good Ramsay pun in there. But more on all this later — let’s get into the meat (haha, get it?) of the episode.

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Feb 20 2009 03:03 PM ET

Is 'Rent' still too wild for high school?

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Rentonbroadway_lThe NY Times has a great piece up today about high schools attempting to mount productions of the musical Rent. This is the first school year that a modified edition of the play — which skips bad language and the sexually explicit song "Contact"– has been available, but that hasn’t been enough for some school districts. The problem? Apparently the show features a few gay people. (Lest you think this is just a problem in the red states, the piece focuses first on a California high school whose theater teacher says he had to drop a planned production.)

I had two reactions reading the piece: First, anger that the simple fact of gayness can still be so objectionable. On second thought, though, I was kind of envious. When I was in high school in the early ’90s, a show like Rent wouldn’t have been discussed at all. The theater department at my school did a stage version of the movie Fame in which one of the characters was thoroughly de-gayed. (In our version, the aspiring actor was just really, really sensitive.) And I won’t even get into a neighboring high school’s version of Hair. (No, "Sodomy" didn’t make the cut.)

What do you think PopWatchers? Is the battle over Rent a sign of progress? Or of how far we still have to go?

More Stage:
EW’s stage channel
Stage review: ‘The Story of My Life’
Stage review: Will Ferrell in ‘You’re Welcome America. A Final Night With George W. Bush’

Feb 20 2009 02:55 PM ET

Mr. Skin's Anatomy Awards: Hey, we're all winners here...

Marisatomeiwrestlerstripper_lNot that we need an excuse to focus on nudity, but the discussion of the bare female form in this year’s crop of Oscar-contenders has made Mr. Skin’s annual Anatomy Awards seem almost relevant. The Best Oscar-Nominated Anatomy Award went to Marisa Tomei for her flesh-baring in The Wrestler, edging out Kate Winslet’s obligatory (and still very much appreciated) nudity in fellow Best Pic contender The Reader (Winslet did win the Lifetime Skinchievement Award, however) and Best Actress nominee Angelina Jolie’s "brief nudity" in Changeling. I have to agree with that decision. It isn’t just that Tomei’s nudity still feels so fresh, having only just recently being introduced to the viewing audience, but as a 43-year-old woman playing an aging stripper practically begging for lap dance customers at a seedy Jersey club, there truly was no one more nude than Tomei in any of last year’s movies.

Elsewhere, Skin gave the Best TV Show Award to True Blood, which has basically taken the romanticism of vampire lore and upped it to the point of soft-core porn (Blood’s Lizzy Caplan also won Best First-Time Nude Scene), and Anna Faris got the Anatomy for Best Butt for her role in The House Bunny, which I’ve not yet seen, though between this award and Faris’ extremely competent performance hosting SNL last year, I think I’ll have to add it to the portion of my Netflix queue dedicated to "Movies I’ll Watch After My Wife Falls Asleep."

A fuller list of Mr. Skin’s 10th Annual Anatomy Award Winners, after the jump.

What do you think of the list this year, PopWatchers? Was 2008 a particularly fine year for on-screen nudity? Who was snubbed? Anyone completely offended by the mere concept of these "awards?"

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Feb 20 2009 02:27 PM ET

'Bones' recap: Hey, that episode didn't suck!

Bones_lFinally, an episode of Bones in 2009 that I wouldn’t have been sorry to tell a new viewer to watch. (See not: the circus, the ice rink, and the sinking ship.) Reading the comments each week, I know that some of you agree with me that this series has been missing something as of late (like solid writing in the cases, which I believe enhances the character development when your characters are supposed to be the best at what they do). I also know that some of you disagree with me and love how "character-driven" the series has become. While those folks are wrong — KIDDING, kinda — I do love that we’re having this debate. Not because I’m a masochist who likes someone to tell her that she doesn’t "get" a show that she’s seen every episode of, but because we’ve all earned the right to express our opinions on a show that we’ve invested 73 hours of our lives in. So let’s keep the conversation flowing.

Now, back to the regularly scheduled program… Last night’s episode wouldn’t make my Top 10 list or anything, but people were actually working. Except for Booth. But at least this time his crazytalk had a chemical origin — yay Vicodin! Seeley had reinjured his back by falling asleep on his couch watching "the game," which is an acceptable way for Booth to be portrayed as a man’s man, unlike that Beer Helmet he wore in the bathtub in Season 3. (Oh, I can bring it up every post if I want to.) He answered his door in his shirt, tie, and boxers to show us how comfortable he is around Brennan, and so it’d look even more intimate/ridiculous when he sweet-talked her into fixing his back like she’d done before. She aggravated the injury, and he was put on bedrest (or: have a Pillow Talk/24-style-splitscreen-phone-conversation-with-Brennan rest or crawl-on-the-floor-and-talk-about-the-Smurfs rest, watch a clip below). Cue Agent Perotta (guest star Marisa Couglin), who Bones requested be her sub partner because "the variables involved in breaking in a new person outweigh the benefit of possibly finding a better investigator." (That’s the kind of line I want Tempe to have, not "You’re Greek?" when someone clearly says, "I’m a geek.") Their case: A "booth babe" at the fantasy convention ImagiCon is killed over possession of Excalibur, the prop sword used in the first fantasy film ever made.

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Feb 20 2009 01:05 PM ET

Jeff Probst blogs 'Survivor: Tocantins': episode 2

Jeffprobstblog_lFirst things first. Did you see our ratings? We went up from last year’s premiere! That doesn’t happen. Television ratings are crumbling all around us as the networks scramble to figure out how to combat DVR’s, kids watching on computers, and iPhones and the like. So when something like this happens to a show in its 18th season, it’s big news! And it’s all because of you — our loyal viewers. So on behalf of the entire crew and CBS, I say thank you for your amazing support.

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