Feb 26 2009 08:00 PM ET

'Dexter' action figure destined to haunt my nightmares

Dextertoy_lAaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah! I can definitely get behind a Dexter action figure — I may or may not have a few Lost action figures  (I so do) — but that is one terrifying, icy stare. I don’t even mind the creepy cultural fetish for serial killers; it’s the weirdly demonic face that’s freaking me out. Sorry, Michael C. Hall, but this is not your proudest day.

Although, for only $16.99…do I spy next season’s Doll Bachelor? [via]

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  • J.

    This is hilarious.

  • Austin

    hahaha PLEASE make Dexter Morgan the next Doll Bachelor. It’s the logical next step for that awesomely twisted web series.

  • kitty

    I’m just happy to know someone else has Lost action figures…..
    am I still the only one with the Barbie versions of Mulder and Scully?

  • orville

    I was kind of hoping for the Wolverine action figure to be the next Doll Bachelor. He is the sexiest man alive after all…

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