"Okay, I’ll talk! In third grade I cheated on my history exam. In fourth grade I stole my uncle Max’s toupee and I glued it on my face when I played Moses in my Hebrew School play…." –Chunk (Jeff Cohen) in The Goonies
Feb 20
2009
11:00 AM ET
Quote of the Day: 'The Goonies'edition
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“This was MY dream, MY wish…and it didn’t come true…”
Goonies Never Say Die!
“Hey Mikey…Gotta’go to the bathROOM?!?”
More amazing than the time Michael Jackson came to your house to use the bathroom?
umm…Brant, God put that rock there for a reason and I’m not so sure that he wanted us to move it…
That’s what I said! Booby trap!
Does Brand wear braces?
hey J., michael jackson didn’t come over to my house to use the bathroom…but his sister did!
HEEEEEY YOOOOU GUUUUUUUYS!
Hey you guuuys!!
Sorry Sloth, you must have sent your comment as I was typing mine. And you did it much better I might add.
No one understands my crazy love for The Goonies until I show them Chunk’s confession. His crying + his puke noises + the Fratelli’s faces at his weird life = AMAZING.
“You know your voice is kind of nice when your mouth isn’t screwing it up.”
“Yeah and you’re kind of pretty. When your face isn’t screwing it up.”