The latest in the curious case of a 23-year-old dude just doin’ his best to jumpstart a ferocious appetite: Eight people who partied with Michael Phelps have been arrested because one of them attempted to sell that damn bong on eBay. For ONE HUNDRED THOUSAND DOLLARS. It’s too bad this isn’t last night’s CSI: Miami and that Michael Phelps’ friends don’t have Diddy as a lawyer. Gah! How stoned would you have to be to pay $100k for someone else’s bong, man? And without the original brown-tinted water supply, some of whose molecules may or may not have vaporized themselves against Michael Phelps’ thirsty merman lips? Ewwwwwww. Dot com. Bad investment!
Hey, does anyone still care about this? Because unless Michael Phelps pops up on Yo Gabba Gabba to sing a song about sharing — all together, kids: "Puff…Puff…PASS! You did it! Yayyyyyyyyyy." — we’re just gonna stop. Really.
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lol, Yo Gabba Gabba! XD
well of course those idiots got arrested, trying to sell drug paraphenalia. and over the internet, no less.
Bunch of goofs. Leave Michael Phelps alone!
the worst thing about a 24 hours news cycle is that even the biggest non-story becomes a story, lucky for the 24 hours news cycle, someone will do something less stupid… but so today and a NEW that it will totally overshadow this. I hear Gwyneth Paltrow my be cutting her toenails with a fabric scissor, let’s take pictures of that every body. NEWS, NEWS I TELL YOU.
Save the economy–legalize pot.
Save the economy–legalize pot.
Just goes to show, folks. Pot kills brain cells. And makes you think it’s a bitchen idea to sell your paraphernalia on ebay because it’s just so hushedy hush and the narcs won’t ever find you! Let this be a PSA lesson to all you kids out there.
Yes, only a pot head would come up with the brilliant idea to attempt to sell the bong Aqua Man used on the internet. And for a hundred grand to boot. Makes you wonder what the stoner got who sold the picture.
I hope this means that the d_ck that sold the picture of Phelps got arrested, too.