I like to look at life in a "pool half full" sort of way. So when some ingrate breaks the universal stoner code of conduct and foists a photo of Michael Phelps hitting a water bong all over the Internet, I think to myself: That’s too bad. Concerned parents and/or people who were actually frightened by Reefer Madness are gonna flip out over this for a little bit. That’ll be annoying. Why didn’t he retreat into his special pot den, away from potential ingrates with cameras? I wonder if he’d let me decorate this hypothetical pot den of his that clearly doesn’t exist. What if it was made to simulate an UNDERWATER environment? Oh, s—!
Let’s look beyond the bong. Not only does this recent "news" make Phelps’ decision to endorse Frosted Flakes rather than Wheaties much more logical, it also opens the door for Michael the Merman to officially replace Chester the Cheetah as the official mascot for Cheetos. Anything would be better than last night’s Super Bowl commercial. If his other endorsements fall through, I’d also like Phelps to consider Reese’s, Tostitos brand chili con queso, and that amazing Toll House cookie dough that comes pre-cubed in a 4×5 grid. He’d also be a prime candidate for an anti-drug PSA. "Kids, don’t use this non-addictive substance that’s prescribed to people in California who get headaches, or you’ll end up like this sorry-ass 14-time Olympic gold medalist."
Seriously, it was savvy of Phelps to apologize to the public for his "bad judgment," but let’s not pretend the public so desperately needed a 23-year-old who must ingest 12,000 calories a day to atone for something as insignificant as this. And in terms of entertainment, people who watched him guest on SNL or Entourage aren’t likely to be that bothered by the revelation that Michael Phelps gets stoned. Do you think this "scandal" could end up endearing him to a significant portion of the entertainment audience?
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I haven’t smoked in a while but I want to say one thing…HAH!!! Take that to all you people who lump every smoker into the catagory of non-motivated, lump on the couch losers. There are productive members of society who prefer to have a smoke in the evening instead of a drink.
People who went to HS with Phelps say he’s been a recreational user since he was 15 or 16. Also, they say he is as dumb as a stump (which explains why he would do this in such a public location with millions of $$ of endorsements on the line). Fortunately, a great swimmer. Unfortunately, not all that bright of a guy.
Well, speaking as a mom, I needed him to atone for this. I know my two young sons, who followed Phelps’s every move in the Olympics and cheered for him madly, will certainly be upset and confused to find out their hero does drugs. So, yeah, I need him to say it’s a mistake, if only for my kids.
Annie, good point about “ingrates with cameras”. Clearly Michael Phelps needs real friends and not hangers-on. Too bad that fame – and not just the dope – has clouded his judgment.
wildecat: Does he have to apologize for having a beer too? Virtually every adult “does drugs”.
I’m no pot-legalization crusader, but I think the double standard we have for two drugs with very similar effects is pretty absurd.
How many celebs have we seen drinking?This is a great opportunity for those of us who who like to see pot decriminalized.Phelps may have done more to advance the conversation that anyone to date. He is a champion and some champions smoke pot. Big deal.
I like him much better now.
Totally agree with you Annie. It’s so not a big deal. After all those gold medals if the dude wants to smoke a little he should go right a head. Its not like its a picture of him doing blow off a hooker’s behind. Phelps is still awesome.
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Its all rock’n roll to me.
I cant see why he got be pigeon holed and supress 23 year old angst.
He aint a bad guy, and being gregarious and cool (has become so uncool nowadays). To each his own,
just educate kids better that theres all sorts of “fun”. its your CHOICE not to follow every star and turn .
holler! you go Phelps’! seriously, is anybody shocked??? look at that mug- he looks EXACTLY like a pothead lol… eh, i dont care about this stupid story– its not like he was doing steroids or anything… give the kid a break
i wasn’t at all surprised. or shocked. he’s 23. he’s off season. it was bound to happen.
Wildcat, Phelps is not beholden to you or your kids. He has his own life I suggest you get one. I’m with cornbread. I’ve seen many, many people die due to alcohol, some in one session and their first one at that. But in my lifetime, I’ve never heard of anyone dying due to pot. It is a drug and always will be but to regard it as society does while turning a largely blind eye to consistent killers like alcohol and tobacco proves that there are other forces at work beyond “concern for public/societal safety”. A brief look at the history of its criminalization reveals the degree of politics at work for what substances are legal and why.
Personally, I don’t hold it against him. But I think the companies that he has endorsements with, have every right to pull him if they so choose. I’m sure there would be some sort of clause in his contracts regarding inappropriate/illegal acts. Doesn’t mean he can’t do it…but when you sign on a dotted line and then break the rules, you should expect there to be consequences for your actions.
I’m dissapointed with Phelps, i thought he doesn’t do drugs..It’s such a shame that he is a drugadict, he is so young and talented..i will pray for him so he can’t smoke weed anymore..Go Phelps!!drugs can ruin your career…
i still like him, but say no to drugs!