Archive: January 2009 (31-40 of 354)

Jan 29 2009 10:29 PM ET

Jessica Simpson song challenge!

Categories: Music, ShePop

Reading your responses to my colleague Jennifer Armstrong’s inaugural ShePop post on Jessica Simpson (which, as I type this, total 570 and counting), I noticed that while some comments were…let’s say, less than charitable to Ms. Simpson, others were fairly thoughtful and eloquent — and others just evoked possible song:

Kristy: "Leave her alone / She’s a real woman"

cha: "gaining weight = no issue here / hideous mom jeans = unforgivable"

lex: "you people all neeed to get a life / jessica looks better than ever"

Of course, the Adam Green half of Juno duo Moldy Peaches already penned his terrific "Jessica Simpson" ode a few years ago. As I was re-watching the video for it (below), my coworker and EW style guru Meeta Agrawal came in and said: "Why don’t you challenge the PopWatch faithful to write their own?" Good idea! PopWatchers, challenge on! (Note: Be nice, be nice.)

More Jessica Simpson:
Jessica Simpson is NOT the new Shania
New country Jessica Simpson eyeing CMT reality show
PopWatch petition: The Jessica Simpson country album must be stopped!
Jessica Simpson at the Opry
Review: Jessica Simpson’s ‘Do You Know’

Jan 29 2009 10:21 PM ET

Okay, a 'He-Man' movie? C'mon, really?

You know what? Here’s where I draw the line. This far and no further. Joel Silver and Warner Bros. are planning a live-action take on He-Man and the Masters of the Universe. You remember He-Man, don’t you? The muscle-bound hero of Eternia who battled the villainous Skeletor with the aid of a magic sword and a giant green tiger he rode like a horse? A shoddy ’80s cartoon concocted to sell a line of Mattel toys? Of course you do.

And you remember the first crappy live-action attempt at this material, 1987′s Masters of the Universe, starring Dolph Lundgren and Frank Langella? How could you forget it? I can’t…sometimes it keeps me awake at night.

So, clearly emboldened by the success of Michael Bay’s Transformers flick, they’ve launched into this. What they seem to have overlooked is that giant robots blowing stuff up is cool, will always be cool. Watermelon-thighed lunkheads shouting "By the power of Greyskull!" is not cool. Never really was. And Transformers has constantly been in the minds of geeks, nurtured by new TV series and comic book continuations. He-Man, not so much.

Am I wrong? Are you gonna be the first in line for Masters of the Universe when it hits screens in 2010? Are you as optimistic as this dude, who clearly thinks it’ll be the movie offspring of Lord of the Rings and Conan the Destroyer? Or will you, like me, run for the hills?

Jan 29 2009 08:48 PM ET

'Slumdog Millionaire' controversy: Is there a there there?

Categories: Movies

Dannyboyle_lBack in November, when Slumdog Millionaire was just starting to heat up, I interviewed director Danny Boyle for a feature in Entertainment Weekly. At one point, we chatted about the challenge of hiring and directing three small local children who spoke only Hindi. One, Ayush Mahesh Khedekar (who plays the youngest Jamal), comes from a middle-class background, while the other two, Rubina Ali and Azharuddin Ismail (who play the youngest Latika and Salim), are from Mumbai slums similar to those depicted in the film. Boyle mentioned that he and the producers, cognizant of how a movie like Slumdog could change the kids’ lives for the worse if proper care wasn’t taken, had set up a trust fund for Ali and Ismail, accessible only if they enrolled in school — a first for both of them. “They’d never been to school,” Boyle said. “So they have to stay in school until they’re 18. When they reach 18, and if they’ve passed all their exams, a quite substantial sum of money — extra money [on top of their salaries] — will be released to them.”

Boyle wasn’t presenting this in a Look at what a good, moral Westerner I am! See how I take care of the less fortunate! kind of way. Rather, he was explaining a course of action that, to me, seemed logical, responsible, and just. But now, an article printed in Britain’s The Telegraph earlier this week has stained those good intentions with accusations of exploitation. In the story, Ali and Ismail’s parents accuse Boyle and producer Christian Colson of stiffing their kids out of a decent wage, alleging that their payment for a year’s work was “less than many Indian domestic servants.” This article comes on the heels of earlier reports that many Indians are taking offense with the title of the movie. Consider the flames of the inevitable Slumdog backlash duly fanned. 

The movie’s distributor, Fox Searchlight, as well as Boyle and Colson, all have responded to the Telegraph story with statements, asserting that “For 30 days’ work, the children were paid three times the average local annual adult salary,” and that the families have been given funds to cover “basic living costs, health care, and any other emergencies.” A subsequent Reuters news clip shows the father of one of the kids back-pedaling on the accusations, but is it possible the damage is done? The kids’ lives are now disrupted, with camera crews busting into their classrooms. Moreover, concerned that such public talk of money could make Ali, Ismail, and their families a target for local Mumbai criminals, Searchlight has moved them into private housing. For now, it seems this mess isn’t as out of hand as what happened with The Kite Runner kids in 2007, but how does the situation sit with you, PopWatchers? Who, if anyone, is at fault here? The media for stirring up drama? Searchlight? The Parents? And does the controversy affect how you feel about Slumdog?

More ‘Slumdog Millionaire’:
‘Slumdog Millionaire’: To Mumbai, with love
Oscar Watch: ‘Slumdog Millionaire’: The honeymoon’s over

Jan 29 2009 08:00 PM ET

Clip du jour: Naughty 'Fantasy Island'

Three decades ago, Leonard Goldberg was sitting in a development meeting with ABC execs. His mind wandered, and when they called him on it, he admitted, "I”d rather be on an island with Charlie’s Angels.” The suits wondered how many other people harbored such fantasies, and TV’s Fantasy Island was born.

The series debuted in January 1978. We could show you a clip from that first season, but somehow, we think exec producer Goldberg would want you watching the Season 3 "minisode" embedded below. The storyline, "Unholy Wedlock," features David Cassidy as a bachelor who comes to the island to marry his sweetheart, but ends up with the stripper (Misty Rowe) who pops out of his party cake. Also, I can not resist any clip that includes Eddie Mekka, "The Big Ragu" from Laverne & Shirley. You understand.

Jan 29 2009 07:00 PM ET

Is 'Waiting for Guffman' goin'...to Broaaaadway?!

Categories: Movies, Stage/Theater

I was just clickin’ around the Internet yesterday when I came across an inexplicably buried item on MTV’s website that includes one of the best rumors I’ve ever heard: According to Joyce Wishnia Jane Lynch, director/actor/all-around walking pillar of awesome Christopher Guest may be taking his beloved 1996 cult classic Waiting for Guffman (a.k.a. The Funniest Movie Ever Made) to Broadway!! Now, this is all speculation at the moment. And furthermore, I’m more than a little tired of the whole movie-to-stage trend that’s overtaken Broadway in recent years. But in this case, I say DO IT, MR. GUEST! I can hardly think of a film more ripe for a tongue-in-cheek Broadway show than Guffman, the hysterical mockumentary about a theater troupe mounting Red, White and Blaine, a musical celebrating the sesquicentennial of Blaine, Mo., a sleepy little burg that’s widely recognized as the stool capital of the world.

Guffman didn’t make a lot of money when it was released, but it became an instant cult classic on home video, and its rabid fan base (what do we call ourselves? Guffies? Bastard People? Ass Faces?) can quote every wondrous line by heart. The cast is an unparalleled gaggle of funny: Fred Willard, Catherine O’Hara, Eugene Levy, Parker Posey, Bob Balaban…and of course Guest himself, whose over-the-top performance as seething drama queen Corky St. Clair never grows old. Oh, and the music ain’t so bad, either! Who among us has not wondered what gems like "Stool Boom" and "Nothing Ever Happens On Mars" would look like on a Broadway stage?

What do you think? Should life, in this case, literally imitate art? Should Guest gather the surviving Guffman cast (RIP Paul Benedict and Lewis Arquette) and restage his side-splitting movie on the Great White Way? And if you’ve seen the deleted scenes on the Guffman DVD, are there any numbers that you think should make their way into a new show? Before you answer my questions, please enjoy Ron and Sheila Albertson’s memorable audition below.

Jan 29 2009 06:30 PM ET

President Obama loves Beyonce, 'SNL'

John Legend’s hand-held camera footage of the scene backstage at last weekend’s inaugural concert starts off strong enough, capturing a whole gaggle of megastars kidding around, then excitedly greeting the Obama and Biden families. But the video vaults to a whole other level just after the 6:45 mark, when the Obamas bump into Beyonce. Check out the exchange below. The sound is a little muffled, but the transcript goes something like this…

Michelle Obama: "Mr. President, you didn’t tell Beyonce about ‘Single Ladies’? Your rendition?"
Barack Obama: [chuckles] "Oh! I’m not like Justin. I didn’t put on the outfit. But I didn’t want my girls thinking that I couldn’t, you know…I got a lil’ something."

And then the President of the United States does the Sasha Fierce hand-twirl move from the "Single Ladies" video! (That’d be Step No. 6 in our definitive "Single Ladies" dance tutorial.) Un. Real. It’s over quickly, but President Obama’s little "if you liked it then you shoulda put a ring on it" gesture certainly beats all the other "Single Ladies" YouTube tributes out there, wouldn’t you say? And how amazing is it that the leader of the free world clearly knows all about Justin Timberlake’s "Single Ladies" parody skit from Saturday Night Live?! This is sooooo much cooler than that time last year when Mitt Romney attempted to sing "Who Let the Dogs Out."

More on the pop-culture fan in chief:
Cover Story: Barack Obama, President Rock Star
EW Gallery: The Great Presidential Pop-Culture Debate ’08
Obama’s iPod: Analyzing the presidential playlist
‘DWTS’ recap: Barack and Michelle attempt the foxtrot
Freedom rings! (From the pores of Aretha Franklin’s enormous bow/hat)

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Jan 29 2009 06:18 PM ET

Pilot Season: Grade the latest orders, including 'Parenthood'

Categories: Pilot Season, Television

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I love the ’80s week continues as NBC greenlights a pilot for an adaptation of the 1989 Steve Martin movie Parenthood. Read about the latest orders, copy and paste our title cheat sheet at the end of the item into the comments section, and add your own TAGs (Totally Arbitrary Grades).

Parenthood: Per Variety, this hour-long dramedy from Friday Night Lights‘ writer-exec producer Jason Katims will have new characters and updated storylines, but remain loyal to the tone of the film. The network (and movie director/show exec producer Ron Howard) attempted something similar in 1990, with Ed Begley Jr. as the overwhelmed dad, and it failed. I think the timing might finally be right: The kids who liked that movie are now parents, raising children of their own, and either embracing or fearing the rollercoaster. Keep the parents smart, and have a little boy who tries to save his big sister during a school play, and I’m in. TAG: B-

• The comedy formerly known as Threesome: ABC is moving ahead with this pilot that, according to Variety, "revolves around a guy in his 30s who is caught between his girlfriend — a single mother — and his slacker best friend." It comes from Ricky Blatt, whose credits include Family Guy and Fox’s short-lived Rob Corddry comedy The Winner. Another slacker best friend? Snooze. TAG: D

• Untitled Ellen Barkin HBO project: Variety reports that HBO has ordered a half-hour pilot script for a series that would star Ocean Thirteen‘s Ellen Barkin as "a woman famous for her high-profile marriage who divorces and re-entersthe singles market and finds herself developing a close, platonic bondwith the 24-year-old son of her ex-husband." Writer-exec producer Shauna Cross tells the trade, "You have this character in her early 50s…whose life explodes unexpectedly…. Her nerve and life experience allows her to tell the world to go screw itself, and they love her for it." I’m kinda loving her — and that platonic bond — already. A classy twist on the "cougar complex." TAG: B+

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Jan 29 2009 06:16 PM ET

Jimmy Fallon attempts first monologue: Watch it. And laugh?

As preparations for the March 2 debut of NBC’s Late Night With Jimmy Fallon continue, the host performed his first monologue yesterday. In front of a construction crew at Studio 6B. Fallon’s further along than I expected: He’s already learned how to make bombing funny ("He only drills when he likes it"), and he did get me to chuckle once (at his Paul McCartney closer). Maybe it’s the mature threads, or maybe it’s that he didn’t giggle, but suddenly, I’m warming up to the idea of Jimmy Fallon, late night host. How do you not root for a guy who loves that his audience’s chairs will be Radio City Music Hall castoffs?

More on Jimmy Fallon:
Jay Leno to Jimmy Fallon: The bigger stars are not necessarily the best talkers
Jimmy Fallon’s Late Night video blog: Stand still, will ya?
Jimmy Fallon to take over for Conan O’Brien in ’09
Margeaux’s Mix: The Roots join Late Night?

Jan 29 2009 06:00 PM ET

U2 set to perform at the Grammys

U2_lLooks like Sunday, Feb. 8, will be a "Beautiful Day" for U2 fans: The Irish rockers have just joined the superstar-stuffed list of artists performing at the Grammys ceremony. As if that wasn’t cool enough, Robert Plant and Alison Krauss were also added to the lineup today (sweet!), as were Kid Rock and Rihanna (blah). Put that together with Monday’s announcement that Radiohead, Paul McCartney, Justin Timberlake, Jay-Z, and more would also be playing the Grammys, and this is shaping up to be a can’t-miss TV event. Are you psyched yet? Is there anyone left who you’d like to see perform next Sunday, since the Recording Academy seems to be in a reach-for-the-sky mood when it comes to booking acts?

More on the Grammys:
Grammy Snubs: The 19 Most Outrageous Omissions!
Grammys ’08: Grading the performances
EW Gallery: Grammys’ 10 Biggest Upsets
Margeaux’s Mix: The Grammys finally get it right in ’09

Jan 29 2009 05:55 PM ET

Kelly Clarkson: Her new video does NOT suck! (Nor do the five other tracks that we've heard!)

If you happen to wander past my office at any point during the day, odds are you’ll hear Kelly Clarkson’s infectious new single, "My Life Would Suck Without You," playing. (Or "Elevator" from the new Pussycat Dolls album. Judge away, PopWatchers. I certainly would.) But Clarkson fans like me can rejoice because the former American Idol just released the new video for her hit single (which has broken records by leaping to No. 1 on Billboard‘s Hot 100 chart). Basically, a less angry "Since U Been Gone," the video has Kelly playfully arguing with a very hot fella. Who are you, sir? Maybe we should do introductions over drinks?

But there’s even more fun to come: I heard five tracks from Clarkson’s album, All I Ever Wanted, and it’s thankfully more Breakaway than My December. The second single, "I Do Not Hook Up," penned by Katy Perry, is a sassy delight and refreshingly prude with its non-promiscuous message. It just made me all the more anxious for the album’s March 10 release date.

Anyway, you can watch the 30-second teaser that aired on last night’s Idol below, and view the full video here. And then tell us what you think!

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