Archive: January 2009 (301-310 of 354)

Jan 7 2009 11:09 AM ET

'Nip/Tuck' is back: Sex! Genital enhancement! Kanye West!

Niptuckpremiere_l I’m pretty psyched to have Nip/Tuck back after such a long (writers’ strike-induced) hiatus. The one-hour-and-four-minute episode packed in all the slick, soapy goodness I’ve come to expect from my favorite FX show (sorry Slezak, I haven’t seen Damages yet). First, we finally find out what happens to Sean after being stabbed by his crazy former manager. Not only does he live (phew), though confined to a wheelchair for the time being, he’s back to doing what he does best — judging others (through the guise of teaching). Christian, meanwhile, has a life-threatening scare of his own: He’s diagnosed with breast (yes, breast) cancer. Liz really pulls through for him with much-needed support, and I love watching Liz and Christian’s dysfunctional but touching relationship. Despite all the drama, the episode ends in pure Nip/Tuck form — sex with hot chicks.

I had to keep in mind that this wasn’t a season premiere, though I was still a little bit disappointed when they created and pretty much solved a major problem in the course of a single episode (what will the rest of the episodes be about if they don’t leave any loose ends to tie up?). Then I watched the upcoming scenes — do my eyes deceive me (likely), or was that LIZ AND CHRISTIAN having sex? Is the father of the promising young Indian doctor really asking his own son to perform penis enlargement surgery on him? — and all was right again.

Were you satisfied with the mid-season premiere? Was it a good episode, or are you just really glad Nip/Tuck‘s back and can’t wait to see what happens next? Do you think the long break affected the quality of the show? What are you excited to see this season? And could they have picked a better song than Kanye’s ”Flashing Lights” to set the upcoming scenes to? (That’s a trick question, because the answer is obviously no.)

Jan 7 2009 11:00 AM ET

Quote of the Day: The Prescient Prose Edition

Childhoodsend_l"The world’s now placid, featureless, and culturally dead: nothing really new has been created since the Overlords came. The reason’s obvious. There’s nothing left to struggle for, and there are too many distractions and entertainments. Do you realize that every day something like five hundred hours of radio and TV pour out over the various channels? If you went without sleep and did nothing else, you could follow less than a twentieth of the entertainment that’s available at the turn of a switch! No wonder that people are becoming passive sponges — absorbing but never creating. Did you know that the average viewing time per person is now three hours a day? Soon people won’t be living their own lives any more. It will be a full-time job keeping up with the various family serials on TV!" — The ever-prescient Arthur C. Clarke, in 1953′s Childhood’s End.

TRIVIA: Did you know Led Zeppelin’s album cover for Houses of the Holy was based on Childhood’s End? SO COOL. Plus, terrifying!

Jan 6 2009 11:24 PM ET

'Lost': Are you a 'Scooby' or a 'Goober'?

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In this week’s Doc Jensen column, I posed the question of whether you subscribe to the science or faith side of the Island’s Great Debate, or if you think there’s no need to choose. Here’s your chance to weigh in; post your answers below.

Jan 6 2009 09:30 PM ET
Jan 6 2009 08:56 PM ET

'Momma's Boys': Dating sabotage via helicopter

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It finally happened. The teaser moment that hooked me on the dreck that is Momma’s Boys. You know what I’m talking about: Mrs. B’s freak-out in the helicopter (embedded below). Sure, it got me screaming at Mrs. B, but by the end of the episode I ceased to care about next week’s trip to the Virgin Islands.

I was so nonplussed, in fact, that I had to find some sort of musical adrenaline kick to begin writing this post. I found it in "Untouched" by The Veronicas. Sure, the song’s a little old, but it fits nicely with this show. I mean, it could be a theme song for the moms about their sons. (Ewwwww!) More likely, it’s how some of the girls feel about the boys. So it’s now on endless repeat, with good reason.

Anyhow, Michael got lots of touching this episode, but not as much as he probably wanted, seeing how his make-out session with a holiday-clad Meghan felt more than a little staged. Hot? Sure. Realistic? Not really. Why? Didn’t it seem like the producers put markers on the floor for the couple to stand on while smooching? Beh. 

Whatever. The whole holiday celebration was lame. I’m still trying to figure out why it aired AFTER the holidays and how Lorraine has a cousin so young.

Erica, our resident Penthouse Pet, got to hang out with Michael, andthat seemed to go well, but the main event was Misty and JoJo’s date.Turns out that what we saw wasn’t a date but Mrs. B’s crazy antics. Shewas so focused on not having Misty’s lips touch her son’s that sheforced the producers to take her to see the couple (via helicopter!). What I don’t understand — aside from Mrs. B’s overt racism — was what exactly she was expecting from a dating show that surrounded her son with so many beautiful women? The woman has a lot to learn — and not just about how to be open-minded. Then again, Misty could learn something, too — like how not to dress like a complete trollop, for starters. Did you see the leopard-print dress she wore onelimination night? I rest my case.

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Jan 6 2009 08:16 PM ET

Ron Asheton: 'You just play 'til you drop'

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Stooges_ronasheton_lSad news today: Ron Asheton, the guitarist from The Stooges, has died at age 60. He and his brother, drummer Scott Asheton, never became household names the way frontman Iggy Pop did, but Ron’s raucous guitar parts on those first two Stooges albums in1969 and 1970 laid the groundwork for so much rock ‘n’ roll to come.

I was lucky enough to interview Ron in January 2007, after the reunited Stooges had just finished recording their first studio album in over three decades with producer Steve Albini in Chicago. Asheton was in a great mood then, talking proudly about how he’d eased right back into the old Stooges groove without any of the old drama. "When you’re the reckless rebel, when you’re a kid, everything is, ‘The girls will like this record, and then when we’re done, we can go to the club and we’ll smoke some dope!’" he told me. "But now it’s the satisfaction after the day’s work, to ride back in the van from the studio to our hotel in Chicago, and then be on the expressway, and see the whole Chicago skyline, which is a beautiful skyline, lit up at night, listening to your day’s work." Ron wanted to keep those good vibes going, and he had no intention of putting down his guitar anytime soon. "You’re a professional musician. You can’t be forced to retire. Look at B.B. King, what is he, 80-something? That’s the beauty of being a musician. They can’t take it away from you. It’s your music, and you’re pumping it out. You just play ’til you drop."

And now, those are such bittersweet words.

Let us know what you remember about Ron and the Stooges and what they meant to you.

More on the Stooges:
Talking to Ron Asheton in 2007 about the Stooges’ reunion
They’ve been nominated for induction into the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame this year
Dalton Ross gave their reunion album, The Weirdness, a B– review
They jammed at Bam Margera’s wedding, and EW was there

Jan 6 2009 08:13 PM ET

Site of the Day: The Hype Machine's Music Blog Zeitgeist of 2008

Hype_machineIf you’re still catching up on some of the music that came out last year — I know I am, and I listen to new records for a living! — you’ll appreciate the public service that blog aggregator The Hype Machine is doing with its new "Music Blog Zeitgeist 2008" feature. They’ve tabulated the artists, albums, and individual songs that were written about most often this year by the MP3 bloggers in their database, and they’re streaming the top 50 entries in each category. That’s 50 albums, 50 artists, and 50 songs being rolled out over the course of this week, all available for you to hear for free in a nicely-designed package. Pretty cool, right?

Jan 6 2009 07:40 PM ET

Antony and the Johnsons' 'The Crying Light': Download it now!

Every 12 months or so, I get a kind of list-making hangover. After frantically tweaking my year-end top 10 albums throughout December, I find myself unable to stop filing everything I hear in the first weeks of January into an ever-shifting rank and order for the new year. So while Antony and the Johnsons’ The Crying Light doesn’t officially come out for another two weeks, it’s already my presumptive top album of 2009 so far. And starting today, if you pre-order a CD copy from the band’s website you’ll be able to instantly download The Crying Light in MP3 form as a little courtesy. They’ll even give you a bonus track titled "My Lord, My Love." I can’t recommend highly enough that you take them up on that offer. 

The Crying Light expands on the band’s Mercury Prize-winning 2005 breakout, I Am a Bird Now, with stronger songwriting all around and lovely swirling string arrangements created in collaboration with classical wunderkind Nico Muhly. Check out A and the Js’ recent single "Another World" below for an idea of what you’re getting into — and once you’ve done that, go buy this album A.S.A.P. and report back here if you’re feeling it as much as I am. Favorite tracks, anyone? Mine’s changing by the day, but at the moment it’s the righteously rocking "Aeon."

More on Antony and the Johnsons:
Antony Hegarty sang on Hercules and Love Affair’s "Blind," one of EW’s 10 Best Singles of 2008
The band’s Another World EP made it onto our Must List
EW liked I Am a Bird Now in 2005
Antony did not make it onto Rolling Stone‘s 100 Greatest Singers of All Time, but he totally should have

Jan 6 2009 06:11 PM ET

How Do I Live Without You, Maks?

In light of my fake TV boyfriend Maksim Chmerkovskiy’s recent engagement to fellow Dancing With the Stars sexy diva Karina Smirnoff, I’ve finally stopped weeping long enough to compile a video tribute to our precious time together. Press play below! Thanks to those of you who sent me "Annie are you okay???" e-mails yesterday. I will be. In time. Does anyone have more Reese’s Pieces? I’m out.

Jan 6 2009 06:09 PM ET

What song(s) do you sing in the shower?

Before you say this is the stupidest question I’ll ever ask on PopWatch, allow me to say this: Do not underestimate me or the depth to which my stupidity will sink on a slow news day.

This question is legit for two reasons: 1) We all know that bathrooms have great acoustics, and we’re all smart/dumb enough to take advantage of it at least occasionally. 2) I’m pretty sure that my next-door neighbor busted me this morning singing Air Supply’s most underrated ballad, “Chances” (awesome clip below).

I’ve been in this apartment for three years, and I never knew how thin the wall was between my bathroom and whatever room that neighbor was in when I heard him saying, “Come, Damon. Come, Damon” after my shower stopped. All I can hope is that he (and his cat?) have enjoyed my renditions of “Chances.” And Conway Twitty’s “It’s Only Make Believe.” And Paul Anka’s “Hold Me Till the Morning Comes” (featuring Peter Cetera). And Neil Diamond’s “I Am… I Said.” And the standard “The Very Thought of You.”

Your turn. What song(s) do you sing in the shower?

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