Bikini Girl: The reason I'll watch (at least one more) 'American Idol'

My thoughts exactly. Many of us made this point last night. Anytime someone (cough, new judge Kara, cough Paula) begin a sentence with, “Not to be rude” or “Not to be catty” you can be darned sure they are then going to be both rude and catty. Bikini Girl simply wasn’t having it. Way to go!

While I’m certainly not one to talk about TV ogling–”Supernatural” on mute, anyone?–Bikini Girl doesn’t really seem to be top of the barrel, boys. I mean, really? With that nose? With those dead Paris Hilton eyes? Her legs were great but she had no boobs, how is she anything special at all? If you really want to see girls in bikinis, watch the Bachelor, watch freaking Rock of Love. I don’t really happen to personally dislike Bikini Girl, but I am very critical of human beauty pretty much as a hobby, and this girl was extreme Miami/LA blah.
Oh, and before you ask, I’m 115 pounds. Wouldn’t want my weight to invalidate my opinion, so let me just throw that in there. Douchebags.

Baller, your ignorance is showing. Perhaps you should hitch your skirt a little lower.

uhhh. wow. did she sing? i don’t remember.

Sure you are Cara…sure you are. It’s easy to spot the jealous, fat ones. You know what’s really funny? All the haters said “she has no boobs”…yet if she had boobs, the girls would be hatin on her and saying it’s fake even if it isn’t. Don’t you pathetic guys and fat girls get tired of being jealous? Just admit the girl works hard for her body and know that anyone can have a rocking body…just eat healthy, exercise and take some pride in your body.

It’s a symbiotic relationship really. She was their token publicity stunt (successful at that considering all this chatter she’s generated) and they gave her attention. Let’s face it though, she wasn’t that bad. Maybe not good enough to make through the Hollywood round, but they’ve gave tickets to far worse. We’re irked because the bikini came off as a shameless stunt to gain attention, but she probably would have passed through regardless. In one word… Meh.

UGH! Do not get me started on how much of a waste of a woman (and public exposure) this girl is. I am 100% sure than if that hooker were fully clothed, she wouldn’t have gone on to Hollywood & then she’d be the typical delusional broad with a bad attitude. But no, she had to play the dumb yet outspoken, “hot” chick card to get the males (and their loins) a-yearning. Hmmm, did the sun really just burn out her entire brain or is she a genius? That’s slightly debatable. Either way, I will enjoy the day that she gets her overly-tanned ass handed to her and cries off in a corner during Hollywood week! MUAHAHAHA!