This week, when The Hollywood Reporter announced that Betty Thomas (The Brady Bunch Movie) had signed on to direct Alvin and the Chipmunks: The Squeakquel, it also noted that the plot of the follow-up is "being kept under wraps."
What do you think the studio is covering up? I’m going with one of them has a nude scene with a Chipette, one of them shares a same-sex kiss, and one of them dies.
*crickets*
They don’t know what it is either…
Nude scene with a Chippete?
Aren’t they already nude?
theodore gets an eating disorder? simon goes on a reality show? alvin goes to rehab?
Uh, maybe so people would talk about it, and actually take notice that there’s a sequel coming out, which they wouldn’t have otherwise.
Since I’ve always assumed the Chipmunks were Catholic, my hunch is an edgy scene set in a darkened rectory with a half empty bottle of communion wine, Alvin and a sexually amoral priest.
Very edgy stuff, but if they cast Philip Seymour Hoffman it will be magical.
I bet you they are going to get some big (tabloid) names to be the Chippettes – like Britney Spears, Paris, and the Lohan.
There’s going to be an Alvin and the Chipmunks sequel?! Thank god! So many unanswered questions…
I suppose the fact that there’s allegedly a plot is encouraging.
The truth is that this movie is actually a shot-for-shot remake of “Salo” with CG chipmunks.
Unfortuneatly a chipmunks sequel must be made because the chipettes have to be introduced. However, it’s not going be very funny just like the last one was not.