He’s laid low for a while after that brutal admonishment from THE OPRAH, but it looks like A Million Little Pieces author James Frey has finally resurfaced: The disgraced memoirist interned at Gawker yesterday. And just what did they have him doing (aside from fetching donuts)? Fact-checking. Heh, way to beat everyone to the punch. With rocker Ryan Adams interning at BlackBook and recently suspended hockey player Sean Avery’s stint at Vogue this summer, it’s EW’s time to get some unpaid labor out of famous folks. Here’s our (brilliantly clever) celebrity intern wish list:
Coldplay – photocopying
Isaiah Washington – sensitivity training leader (if Mel Gibson isn’t available)
Michael Jackson – expense reports
Janet Jackson – wardrobe
Heidi and Spencer – staging photo shoots
Kanye West – MOVIES/MUSIC/TV/BOOKS/GAMES/LIFE ITSELF REVIEWER
Rosie O’Donnell – Human resources mediator
Which celebs would you PopWatchers like to see as EW interns and what menial tasks should we humiliate them with?
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William Shatner – arranging travel for EW staffers
Andy Dick – assigned to mailroom, perform mail runs
Britney Spears – shredder
Paris Hilton – labeling those ugly green legal size pendaflex folders, then filing them away
Rihanna – photography intern, primary duty: sort press clippings of herself
Amy Winehouse – stock pantry
Fat Joe – coffee runs
Solja Boy – archive librarian
David Letterman – web page design assistant for ew.com
T Pain – part time receptionist
Alec Baldwin – part time receptionist, covers shifts for
T Pain when away
Neil Patrick Harris – Office Party Planner (he sings at every office party, natch).
Chris Martin looks a little “Dr. House” in your picture
Elisabeth Hasselbeck – the intern that nobody admits to hiring because she’s somebody’s cousin who doesn’t do a damn thing but complains about how everyone else drops the ball.