What are you doing here? You should be compulsively refreshing the eBay auctions of seven celebrities’ self-designed boxes of Lifestyles condoms before this Friday, Dec. 5. Most of the boxes look like incredibly fun and complicated (for preschool) art projects. Let’s take a closer look at what four particular designs seem to be saying…
How would your custom-designed condom box express itself? Don’t be gross! Ha.
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Not to be stupid….but can someone explain to me the “I’m seven, wanna do it?” one?
Susan– don’t feel stupid, I’m not sure I get it either. Unless the idea is just that only a seven-year-old would do a craft project with that much pink and tulle.
@MK – Bingo. It looks to me like a craft a girl would make in art class in elementary school.
Indeed, that was the point. On the upside, no one would ever guess those were condoms.
Ok, one of the celebrities they don’t mention here is Margaret Cho. I get that the auctions are benefitting aids charities, but does Margaret Cho have a lot of day to day contact with condoms?
I’m Seven and I want to do it?? Uhm, yeah make pinch pot perhaps.
LOL, wow, what happened to t-shirts and jeans? this is hilarious, but for a good cause, so whatever.
Teri’s does look like a 7-year-old’s craft project, but on the upside it doesn’t look like a condom box either. Ditto Ashley Judd’s.
Martha’s condom box would be all dark green, perhaps with navy blue piping, and would be rigged to say “Are you sure you really wanna sleep with this person?” when you open it.
This post is so BWE-esque, and I love it. Methinks someone’s been brushing up on their Photoshop skillz, no? Ethan Hawke’s is the hottest mess. Ashley Judd’s is cute, but I don’t know if that’s okay.
Mine would be fashioned like a Pez dispenser with a baby’s head on top. So many benefits to this design: easy and swift access, the sight of it reminds one of the need to employ the use of its contents, and so very discrete.
Form AND function, people.