After two full hours of celebrity babble, laser light shows, and filler segments of Bruno Tonioli’s weirdest sexual innuendos cobbled together into one confounding run-on sentence (kind of like this one), Dancing With the Stars announced its season 7 winner. (Update: My full DWTS TV Watch recap is liiiiive! Click here to read it!) I will tell you who the champ is! But first, a survey:
And the winner is…
BROOKE AND DEREK!
TASTE THE VICTORY, FRINGED PANTS.
Talk about the season finale here before coming back for the TV Watch in the morning! And if you’re feeling extra DANCMSTR-y, suggest some Hidden Gems for me to highlight — other than Maks playing grab-ass with Tom and Cloris wearing slippers at the Farmer’s Market, which I’ve just dutifully captured. (Typical.)