Deep breath. Take it in, let it out. Once more. Deeeep breath. Take it in and let it out. On the rare occasions when we manage to pull one over on the Survivors, this is the ritual I go through immediately following. I just take a moment and let it fill my soul.
This group of Survivors were certain they knew when we were going to merge and they never backed off from their prediction. They kept saying it at tribal council. They’d gloat about it at challenges. "You always merge on the same day, Probst. It’s not hard to predict." I kept my wits about me knowing they were off. Barely off, mind you, but off enough that we knew it was gonna bite them in the ass.
We set it up so it looked like a traditional merge feast. Theybought it hook, line, and sinker. I think the key to it all was the boxthat said, "Open after you have finished the feast." They were certainit contained their merge buffs. They were wrong.
We strategically placed the hidden immunity idol note so that it wasvisible enough that someone would see it but not so visible thateveryone would see it. We obviously had no idea where anyone would sitbut we hoped that maybe someone would be able to sneak it out withoutanyone else noticing. What happened instead was better than we could have ever hoped for! They find the idol…as a group…and then the unthinkable happens.
Marcus convinces the group to get rid of the idol.
He convinced an entire group of million-dollar seeking contestantsto get rid of the one thing that can help them win the money. Amazing.For that single achievement alone, Marcus deserves some kind of specialSurvivor recognition. Some kind of a trophy that says "specialachievement." It’s the kind of recognition you get when you don’t win,but you did "really good." Yes, I know the correct phrase is "reallywell," but in Kansas we say "good."
At this point you can be sure that Marcus, Corinne, Charlie, andRandy, along with Susie and Bob, are certain they have this gamelocked. A merge is next, they have the numbers and it’s over for theremaining Fang members. Screeeeeeeeeech. Not quite.
No merge. Another switch. The good news for Kota is that they stillhave the numbers on both tribes. Things are still looking good forthem. Fang is in trouble. Matty and Sugar are all alone on one tribe.Crystal and Kenny are all alone on the other.
The only chance Fang appears to have at this point is to get someoneto switch over. Susie and Bob seem most likely, only because theyappear to be on the bottom of the totem pole. But getting someone toswitch from a strong alliance is very difficult to do. People oftenforget to play to WIN, and instead they play safe.
Kenny, Crystal, Matty, and Sugar are definitely in a hole.
I love that Corinne and Sugar are on the same tribe. Sweet and souralways makes for a tasty treat. Corinne hates Sugar. Sugar thinksCorinne is evil. This is going to be fantastic.
Another immunity challenge and another absolute disappointment forCrystal. I will give you some insight, a bit of behind the scenes.Whenever we start a challenge in which people must do some certainthing for a long time, I always give them five seconds to getthemselves situated and then I officially begin the challenge. Crystalcould not hold onto those poles for even five seconds. She kept tryingbut was literally unable to hold these extremely light poles for fiveseconds. After a few attempts I finally said, "Crystal, the next timewe do this, the challenge will begin the second I say go and you’re onyour own. I can’t give you any more chances." She lasted less than afew seconds. I feel for Crystal because there is a certain expectationof an Olympic gold medalist, and I’m sure she wants to scream out, "I’ma sprinter! I’m not great at everything." Fair enough. But come on! Imean seriously, come on! My niece Amanda isn’t even 10 years old andshe would have outlasted you! Even my younger niece Abby would havedone better. It’s just unfortunate for her because it’s starting tomake people question the gold medal more than Ace’s accent. I likeCrystal but it’s hard to defend. Anyway, it came down to Bob and Matty,and Matty won.
Side note: Bob starting to grow on you? He is on me. He’s consistentand he stays out of the way. Great strategy. Nobody is thinking aboutBob at all. He’s no dummy. He knows exactly what he’s doing. Go, Maine.I love Maine. It’s getting cold in Maine right about now. Shout out toLes and Judy! What up!
Tribal Council awaits…and in one of the biggest blindsidesyet…Susie turns on her tribe. Marcus is gone. A complete shocker. Thegame has just flipped and Susie is now a major player.
Teaser for next episode…just wait until Corinne gets her firstlook at the new Kota. Marcus voted out at the last tribal council. Sheis gonna blow.
Now check out our exclusive deleted scene from Survivor: Gabon and then read Dalton’s recap.








Ugh!!!!! Marcus was in my top two
He did dig his own grave though. Assuming the ‘not so popular’ players will just lie down and go with what you say always comes back to bite you. Susie is bad casting at its best. There’s just nothing likable about her at all. Still holding out hope for Sugar to go all the way and would you believe (I can’t believe I’m saying it) I’m pulling for Randy too!!!!
Sorry, Jeff, but I won’t be watching next week. I’m one of those Survivor Junkies who has never missed a season. I can still say that with the caveat that one season was watched only half-way through: this one. Yuck! This 3rd tribal switch was too much for me. It’s been hard to lock onto and love ANY of these players, and it’s just impossible when this keeps happening. The weak, boring players have been continually allowed to survive by the switching. I’ve lost interest. Too bad, too sad. Here’s hoping for a better season next time.
Im going to agree with most of what you said CeeCee except I will still watch but seeing Crystal and Susie act as if they are playing this game well is an absolute joke…Survivor is a game of strategy not dumb luck and this year its all about dumb luck.
I loved seeing smug Marcus get blind-sided! Good for Susie for flipping-the rest of old Kota hates you. I am rooting for either Kenny, Matty, Bob to win. As long as it’s not that old bastard Randy, fairy Charles or bitchywitchy Corinne, I’m fine with it. I love your blog, Jeff! You da man!!
Bob is my favorite. I’m rooting for him to go all the way, but I am afraid he’s going home next. His only chance is that a merge comes next episode, or Fang loses yet another challenge. I am glad to see that people are finally starting to play the game in this season!
This has been the most boring of all the suvivor series I have ever watched. There has got to be something more interesting on another channel. Sorry! But you’ve lost one dedicated fan.
Jeff, totally agree that many play it safe & then go “huh” when they’re voted out. I was wondering when Susie was going to realize that she was almost everybody’s pick to go. ALWAYS play to win–why even be there if you’re not? Alliances are an OK thing but looking out for #1 is tantamount to being a million dollar winner. Sigh–too bad I hate bugs…and small animals (more scared of them than hating). The Goddess is a City Girl!
Happy Birthday Jeff! Great episode-full of suprises. I can’t believe how unathletic Crystal is. A sprinter and she couldn’t even make it up the hill in the first episode. She plays well behind the scenes though. Looking forward t next week.
Susie – aka, “San Antonio”
I have watched every episode simce Borneo..Taped them all, and I hate to say it but Gabon truly the worst. I’ve
not seen one person to care about, and for a so-called Olympic athlete Crystal is absolutely useless.
I *love* reading Dalton Ross’ column, but hey, these are Genuine Probst-isms here! Thanks again Jeff! (and sorry, complainers; lackluster Survivor is still way better than 97% of whatever-else-is-on.)
I’m not sure why people aren’t enjoying this one. I have seen every Survivor and this is one of my favorites. Some truly memorable and unique players: Sugar, Ace, Kenny, Randy, Charlie, Crystal, GC… awesome!
I’m sick of good players, interesting people, like Marcus and Ace, lose while terrible players and dull people, specifically Susie and Crystal, stay in the game. The producers are switching the tribes too often which causes the better players to lose the capital and good-will that they have accumulated. It also allows the weaker players to join forces to eliminate them. I love Survivor but I’m not happy with Gabon.
As I am an underdog rooter, I hope whatever Matty and Sugar are thinking over at Fang about how Krystal and Kenny played Sugar that they see the positive in getting Marcus out (and Corrine exploding will help because I imagine a reveal of the plan in order will come spilling out) and that Kenny and Krystal can indicate to Sugar they were serious about them and Matty and Sugar being the final four.
nice move Susie but I hate you.. i disagree with people saying that she is stupid.. definitely not.. she just outwitted one of the “strongest” player… bad for you Matty…
cant wait for his former tribe mates reaction when they see that he is gone…