'Ugly Betty' Bites: Lohan goes down biting!

Happy Friday, Ugly Betty fans! Isn’t it always a Happy Friday when PopWatch serves up a load of the best sound bites from Ugly Betty? I think so! Last night, we saw the fiery end of Lindsay Lohan. And, natch, the episode was a doozy in terms of funny lines. Watch our video below for last night’s three best quips, then vote for your favorite in the poll that follows. Looking for even more bites? Follow the jump for a round-up of the rest. And, of course, leave your opinions in the comments section: Did I miss a particularly great Ugly Betty bite? Which was your favorite? Who’s the most biting biter: Willy (Vanessa Williams) or Amanda (Becki Newton)?

“She used you. I always knew she was the same old…rhymes with bizitch.” —Hilda (Ana Ortiz), rapping about heinous editor Kimmie (Lindsay Lohan) to Betty (America Fererra)

“Dear Clarie…setting us straight like a poor man’s Sally Field.” —Willy after Claire (Judith Light) tried to warn her about Meade Publications’ dire financial situation

Exchange between Marc (Michael Urie) and Amanda, after Kimmie shunned them:
“Did she just give us the ‘busy busy, let’s talk later’ blow-off? We invented that blow-off!” —Amanda
“Yes, we did. To remind the little people around here we are king and queen of this particular prom.” —Marc

“Succulent and flavorful—reminds me of me.” —Hilda, after Betty describes the attributes of a particularly tasty and juicy fruit

“Well that’s initiative people. Sometimes it comes in unlikely brown packages.” —Willy, talking about Betty after she scored Adriana Lima for the cover of Mode

“Well, you’re probably either gay or a gossip.” —Willy, to a man on the street who claims he’s her fan

“We love a scoop, a Fashion Buzz. And landing Adriana Lima for the cover of your March issue is two scoops with whip cream and sprinkles.” —Fashion TV correspondent Suzuki St. Pierre (Alex Mapa)

“Farms. We know what those are. Those are the things fashion people knock down so we can build our weekend houses.” —Fashion TV correspondent Suzuki St. Pierre

“How did it happen? We used to be the ones spreading rumors, mocking coworkers, ruining self-esteem! Because that made us pretty. That made us mean!” —Amanda, talking to Marc about how they’re no longer the mean girls of Mode

“Screw the high road. I’m in. Let’s kill Kimmie.” —Betty, after atrocious new editor Kimmie crossed her one too many times

This exchange between Amanda and Marc, who were talking to Betty:
“We set her up, Betty.” —Amanda
“You knock her down.” —Marc

“We have to distract her. Does anyone have a six-foot hoagie?” —Amanda, plotting against Betty at the photo shoot

“We can’t bluff for too long. You know what they say about models, but this one is a smart one.” —Willy, trying to stall model Adriana Lima at the photo shoot

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  • Dana

    While I’d rather have seen Lindsay HoHan killed off as long as this was her last peisode I am happy. What a waste of space she is, she can not act every character she plays sounds the same she has zero range or acting ability. Now maybe they can concentrate on the main cast which we have not got to see neough of since she has been on the show. More Marc and AManda! and Betty’s neighbor is growing on me he is kinda hot, still miss Gio though

  • Sara

    Adriana is beautiful and surprisingly good.
    Also, why does CSI get a TV Watch and not this show? CSI recap: “Somebody died. The cops made thinky-face for a while, somebody was serious, somebody figured out something shocking, they arrested the killer.”

  • Tiffany

    “It’s called Suri-realism. It was invented by Tom Cruise’s daughter.” – Kimmie, explaining the photo shoot to Marc & Amanda

  • Derby

    The best line of the night, imo, was between “It’s an odorless, colorless gas… She wakes up, heroin stuffed in her pockets, police come, take her away, problem solved!,” and another Amanda line: “Oh! Do they still make guillotines?”

  • matt

    “(GASP)do they still make guillotines?”–amanda when plotting kimmy’s demise
    “do you have a deathwish?”–willy when kimmy was standing up to her at the end.

  • Sara

    The best moment, hands down, was Kimmie standing up to Willy. My boyfriend and I were aghast for her and dying of laughter at the same time.

  • lvnvrcd

    Lindsay Hohan couldn’t “act” her way out of a paper bag. She was a waste of time and I’m glad she’s gone. This show is too good to waste time on that has-been (which is sad to say since she’s so young – but she is SO over-rated).
    And why DOESN’T Ugly Betty get a TV Watch?

  • NotBetty

    This had to be my favorite of the season, Ugly Betty back to form. Glad La Lohan is history, can’t wait to see what’s up between Daniel and the new guy. Many great soundbites-Willie, “Do you have a death wish?”, the “Suri Realism” line was a hoot, as was everything Marc and Amanda said. And a new love interest for Hilda? Not as hot as Coach, but maybe single?

  • NotBetty

    Oh, and I forgot – Cliff is back, Hooray!

  • NotBetty

    And for god’s sake, give us a TV Watch instead of this paltry Pop Watch!

  • HotGarbage

    I can’t believe no one mentioned that the guy at the end with Hilda was the one and only Karate Kid!!!

  • Sina

    This show officially sucks now. That’s why ew is no longer doing a tv watch for it. Lindsay Lohan was horrible glad she’s gone. Her outfits alone made me want to turn the tv. Betty is now annoying and her neighbor is boring. Gio needs to come back.

  • Sina

    I noticed that was the Karate Kid. I was kind of hoping for the New York accent he use to have in his films. At least he has aged kind of nicely.

  • Delon

    Amanda to Marc about Kimmie stealing their thunder: “I hate it when masses get ideas.” was my favorite line.

  • Anonymous

    Ugly Betty is so over-the-top funny it just has us doubled over laughing everytime we watch it. We agree that Amanda was on a roll with the “stuff heroin in her pockets” idea and the “Does anyone have a 6ft hoagie?” line. Heres a few other classic moments. Willy calmly reviewing the new Mode issue with the editors: “I was only blind with rage 2 times.” Willy waiting for the Limo: “Mark, the car is not here. Make it get here!!!” Willy to Kimme in a battle of wits over the missing necklace: “Do you have some kind of Death Wish?… Security, come get her please!”

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