An open letter to 'Project Runway' winner Jeffrey Sebelia

Jeffreysebelia_lDear Jeffrey Sebelia,

I like you. I really do. Even though your evil ways tended to distract people from your work, I was always a fan of your line and considered you to be a worthy winner of Project Runway season 3. But Sunday night, for the first time, I found myself questioning your taste (gasp!). There I was, sitting on my couch, when I turned on VH1 and uttered a "jiggawha?!" at a curious sight — you, sitting beside Sharon Osbourne and judging the fashion sense of the Rock of Love Charm School girls in an elimination challenge. Since I’m already going through a Project Runway identity crisis, what with the show moving (maybe) to Lifetime, I have to ask: Why, oh why, Jeffrey, would you accept a stint as a guest star on Charm School? Did your neck tattoo tell you to do it? Or perhaps it was the fact that you like to make whiny grown women cry (e.g. fellow contestant Angela Keslar’s mom)? We know you pride yourself on being rock ‘n’ roll, but really, you should avoid VH1 like the plague. Or, since we’re talking about Rock of Love, like herpes.

Best,
Kate

P.S. On a more positive note, I have to give credit where credit’s due: props on the new porn ‘stache.

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  • JillS

    His new moustache and stringy, dirty, brown hair really CREEPED me out. I recognized only the neck tattoo and his voice.

  • Scott

    Ha. Glad to see his fashion is getting him somewhere. I never liked him.

  • kathy

    ” Why, oh why, Jeffrey, would you accept a stint as a guest star on Charm School?”
    Because as he demonstrated time and again on his season of PR, he’s both a tool and a douchebag (TM Candace on Top Chef’s Steven)

  • Mel

    OH man I’m in LOVE with that stache! That thing needs to be put in a museum of awesome.

  • NineDaves

    let’s not forget that in the past three months, jeffery has also appeared on top design and the cho show. reality shows are totally his thing.

  • Em

    I’m not a Jeffrey fan, but I agree with Mel- his porn ‘stache should be placed in a museum of awesome, or at the very least in a portrait gallery dedicated to amazing facial hair. It almost makes me wish I could grow a mustache!

  • Alex

    I’m glad to see I’m not the only one watching Charm School this season. Would you consider doing a recap? :)

  • Reese

    HA! When I saw him on the preview for Charm School, I thought they were trying to disguise him so that the girls wouldn’t recognize their ‘undercover’ judge (not that they would have, anyway). Sadly, that’s just what he looks like these days. Ack.

  • eyesopenedwide

    All he needed was a raincoat and would then be ready to spend the afternoon at his favorite theater.

  • ann

    THAT’S who that was! I kept staring and staring trying to figure it out!

  • Anonymous

    You are hilarious.

  • Dawn

    haha. I actually ran into him a few months ago in LA and were it not for his neck tattoo I would have never recognized him. [picture here: http://dawnvivant.com/index.php?article=Meeting_Jeffrey_Sebelia%5D
    I haven’t seen the Charm School episode and can’t find it anywhere on youtube, though! Does anyone have a link?

  • Dawn

    I had no idea that was going to post as a link. If anyone cares, it’s actually here:
    http://dawnvivant.com/index.php?article=Meeting_Jeffrey_Sebelia
    ;)

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