Oct 24 2008 06:07 PM ET

Beyonce: 'I could have another me in a minute'

But oh, snap, stomp, click-click-hair-toss, scissor-kick-for-no-reason, etc. — she won’t need a minute because Beyoncé’s alter-ego has been there all along! The R&B singer, whose album I Am… Sasha Fierce comes out November 18, released a statement about how she’d like to be known as Ms. Fierce from now on. "I have someone else that takes over when it’s time for me to work andwhen I’m on stage, this alter ego that I’ve created that kind ofprotects me and who I really am," she said. There’s really no better evidence of Sasha Fierce onstage than worship-worthy pop-culture blogger FourFour’s masterfully compiled collection of B.’s in-concert ridiculata. Behold "The 10 Most Ridiculous Things About the Beyoncé Experience," below.

Who else thinks Sasha Fierce’s seldom-acknowledged middle name is ‘Destiny’?

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  • Cara

    Wow, Chris Gaines much? Beyonce has just passed irretrievably into the realm of weird.

  • majigail

    Why do celebrities do this? JLo, PDiddy, Slim Shaddy, the list goes on, don’t they know they’re only opening themselves up to more ridicule?

  • Martha

    Wow, that was the most awesome thing I’ve seen in a while. You go, B, uh, Sasha. And her middle name is either ‘Destiny’ or ‘Windmachine.’

  • Ceballos

    I think that sound you hear is Tyra trying to get her attorney on the phone over possible infringement regarding the use of “Fierce.”

  • Andrea

    As Martha said…windmachine! Can we create a number 11 for this list?

  • Winona

    I, too, was very surprised that the wind machine (obviously her second-in-command, aside from the extensions) wasn’t mentioned in the video. Definitely over-the-top to have it on all the freakin’ time, but I’ll bet it feels great. Horrible on the vocal chords, though.

  • Dennis N.

    Special kudos for spotlighting FourFour! Rich totally deserves more attention.

  • AK

    Thank you, Annie. This is my favorite thing ever.

  • Nadia

    I had never seen her in concert before. I must say that I am much more impressed by her fashion design than by her performance. Serious concern for her sobriety or mental stability… strange strange show/performance/act/character… beautiful girl, not without talents; but maybe for something other than what she is famous for.

  • bryanw

    sasha fierce?… no. she needs to stay beyonce.

  • elena

    That video was made of awesome. I love Beyonce, but everyone’s got their weirdness, you know?

  • Marie

    Nobody should take her seriously. She wants to make an excuse for the disgusting and wanton way she behaves on stage, while pretending to be Miss Prim and Proper in “real life.” Look at the man she married. He certainly is a freak and so is she.

  • Tina

    Give us more details on the Britney album already.

  • MATT

    Beyonce is just over, she was great around Say My Name, good around Charlies Angels, but since then she just thinks she’s all that…and shes not. So she moves fast on stage and has a clothing line…so does Paris Hilton…and we all know SHE isnt trashy right? LOL whatever. Beyonce..you’re not fierce. Tyra Banks IS fierce. Beyonce is simply…in the words of Scissor Sisters a “classy honey kissy huggy lovey dovey ghetto princess” minus the Classey part. And instead of princess lets go with…over paid chamber maid who dances and sings.

  • William

    What a tacky name! -Sounds more like a drag queen from Detroit.

  • Opinion Distributor

    LOL @ these indignant SIMPLE smuts!
    Hurricane Bey in your area! MOVE or get styled on! LOL you caaaaan’t stop it! & you’ve NEVER heard her say she wants to be called Sasha Fierce :-D How are you a writer if you don’t have the fundamentals to draw on while you’re “writing”? ie.. READING COMPREHENSION. Get some in ya life sweet pea :-)

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    hhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

  • ken

    hhhhhhhhhhhggggggggg h

  • Jill

    I had a good laugh watching this clip. Wow….to think people spent good money for her show.

  • buhle

    okay first of all no matter what we say we all know that this girl is making it big time. some people may say thing or do things to hurt u coz they are jealous….

  • Raven_Moon

    Chris Gaines: Beyonce Edition

  • Anonymous

    Beyoynce is amazing so stop hating.

  • stefers

    Okay. Can we say “beyonce burn out”?

  • stefers

    It’s like Brad and Angelina…overexposure. Plus it’s like she’s copying Janet Jackson with her “Damita Jo”. We all have alter egos. You can call me Stefers Beeyotch sometimes.

  • Sasha

    I agree with MARIE.Sasha fierce was created to make an excuse for how she act. She pretends to be sweet and innocent. She is a freak. Most virgos are sweet on the outside, and freak on the inside.

  • Candiigurl82

    I dont care what none of yall haters have to say beyonce is the best. She is the only female artist out here now that can sing, dance, put on a great performance that will have everyone on their feet and somewhat act. So I personally dont care what she has to do to get through in the crazy world of fame i just pray that she remains cool and not on drugs and acting a fool like the rest of them.

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