Oct 7 2008 07:53 PM ET

What's the worst thing Eric Cartman has ever done?

Southparkcartman_l1The Cult of Cartman DVD, featuring 12 South Park episodes with Eric at his best worst, hits shelves today. The Archie Bunker incarnate introduces each episode by summarizing the "life lesson" it teaches. (See the one for "Cartoon Wars Part II" below.)

Which episode represents Cartman at his absolute best worst? Vote in the poll after the jump (and click here if you need a South Park episode guide to refresh your memory). If your pick didn’t make the DVD, do a write-in the comments section.

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  • Peter Gregory

    Scott Tenorman episode is terrifying and totally messed up. Hands down the winner.

  • Celimene

    No Casa Bonita? Convincing Butters there was an exinction level event, hiding him in a bomb shelter and then the junkyard, all so that Cartman would be invited to go to Casa Bonita for Stan’s birthday in his stead. Was it worth having the police called on him? “Totally.” That said, nothing can ever top “Scott Tenorman Must Die.”

  • dma69

    I agree that nothing, absolutely nothing can ever top “Scott Tenorman Must Die”. Except probably Trapper Keeper.

  • Jackie

    Scott Tenorman was the first one I thought of. But then I remembered the Casa Bonita, the hippie episode (or did that help South Park? Hard to say), and the Mel Gibson episode. All three of those could have gone to the Scott Tenorman level, yet didn’t.

  • kare

    Scott Tenorman must die. Even Cartman would say that – was it the Family Guy eps where he said “I’ll make you eat your parents!!” or just my nightmares?

  • paige

    is that the cannibal one? the chilli con carnival one? yea thatd be my pick

  • DL

    Nothing can top Scott Tenorman, but my personal favorite Cartman episode is “Fat Butt and Pancake Head”- probably the most absurd episode of the show in terms or suspension of rationality.

  • Tenna

    “Scott Tenorman Must Die” — hands down. When he sings “I made you eat your parents” and licks the tears off of his face. Horrible… and priceless.

  • Anonymous

    wheres the submit button to vote?
    anyway, absolutely Scott Tenemen…killing and feeding the guy his own parents…ugh!

  • T-Rex

    This really should have been titled what’s the second worst thing Eric Cartman’s ever done.

  • Aaron

    I don’t think he will top “Scott Tennorman Must Die.” He made. a kid. eat. his own. parents. In front of Radiohead. At a Chili Con Carnival. It’s pure brilliance.
    Although, giving Kyle AIDS was pretty bad.

  • Anonymous

    Scott Tenorman Must Die. No doubt about it. I loved the exchange at the end: Kyle: Dude, I think it might be best for us to never piss Cartman off again.
    Stan: Good call.

  • kim in kentucky

    yeah, this one even had the other guys stating that they were worried about Cartman

  • Kathleen

    I haven’t had cable in so long I’ve missed a lot of these episodes, so I was going to vote “other” and pick his bit in “The Aristocrats.” But now I’m heading over to the website to watch “Scott Tenorman Must Die.”

  • robin

    Suing Kyle so that he would have to suck his balls was pretty nasty!!!

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  • Crystal

    My Cartman favs are:
    Casa Bonita & Faith+1
    Of course, Cartman being his best/best is “Die, Hippie Die”

  • Jul

    “Scott Tennerman must die” is #1… definately.
    “Casa Bonita” would be runner-up.
    “Fat Butt and Pancake Head” was also pretty disturbing. Especially, because Cartman gives Ben Affleck a hand job.
    Another episode that is a good example for Cartman’s cruelty is “Kenny Dies”. The episode is mainly known for having Kenny dying for real, and is therefore the saddest episode ever, but it also includes Cartman’s fight to legalize stem cell research (and a great musical moment with Asia’s Heat of the moment”), but not in order to help his dying friend, but just to create another pizza place.
    “Passion of the Jew” was a brilliant episode. Cartman as Hitler was scary and the whole thing proved how easily people can be manipulated.

  • Cece

    Scott Tenorman Must Die just creeped me out. I couldn’t even laugh at the end of that episode. It’s the one ep that I can’t even watch anymore.

  • Rob Grizzly

    Scott Tenorman Must Die.
    Dude…

  • sarah

    Oh Scott Tenorman for sure. That may be the most awful thing I have ever laughed at. So. Awesome.

  • Frank Lawson

    To me, “The Red Badge of Gayness” is the best… Cartman started a *war* to win a bet with Kyle! (with Kenny being the only casualty, of course) LOL

  • lovelysickness

    Scott Tenorman must die, dude… Cartman saying “your tears are sweet and yummy” … god! This is totally creepy and cool at the same time (just like him, lol). Everybody knows that is the best episode on the show so…yeah.

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