PopWatch Petition: Stop with the long hair, Nicolas Cage

Cagebangkok_lI’d been blissfully unaware of Nicolas Cage’s new release, Bangkok Dangerous, until this morning, when I was optically assaulted by the photo of him accompanying Josh Rich’s Box Office Preview.

STOP WITH THE LONG HAIR, NICOLAS CAGE. Rich may estimate that your Hong Kong action remake will debut at No. 1, but you won’t even get me to watch the trailer. I know that you’re dedicated to your craft, and that you have a history of controversial hairdos assumed for various roles, but I need to ask you to let this one go.

Sign our petition below, if you agree. If another bad hairdo has ever stopped you from seeing a film, feel free to sound off on it as well. (Our old Cruelest Cuts gallery is full of inspiration.)


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  • Anonymous

    First time I saw the trailer I thought it starred Gene Simmons.

  • Chris

    I’m more of the opinion that he should at least try some sideburns for once alongside his weirdo mop.

  • Sara

    He looks like an overly styled skeleton.

  • Meredith

    Yes, for the love of all that’s good, please get rid of that hair. As for a time when I skipped a movie because of hair–the Da Vinci Code. I wasn’t really looking forward to it anyway, but that hair of Tom Hanks was the final nail in the coffin.

  • An emphatic hell yeah

    signed, Elizabeth.
    PLease add Mark-Paul Gosselar too

  • Sara

    As soon as I saw the poster for this movie, featuring Nic Cage in all his greasy long haired glory, I said, “No thanks.” Haven’t even seen a trailer, and don’t intend to either. Please Nic Cage, ditch the long hair and never let it come back.
    And I too skipped “The Da Vinci Code” because of Tom Hanks’ icky long hair. As if the story wasn’t ridiculous enough to begin with, that horrible hairdo just put it over the top.

  • Sara

    As soon as I saw the poster for this movie, featuring Nic Cage in all his greasy long haired glory, I said, “No thanks.” Haven’t even seen a trailer, and don’t intend to either. Please Nic Cage, ditch the long hair and never let it come back.
    And I too skipped “The Da Vinci Code” because of Tom Hanks’ icky long hair. As if the story wasn’t ridiculous enough to begin with, that horrible hairdo just put it over the top.

  • Vicky

    A group of us we’re just watching National Treasure 1 and the whole time I was like “Uggh his hair…ughhh do you see that…it’s awful.” Eventually my sister joined in on the fun.

  • Vicky

    A group of us we’re just watching National Treasure 1 and the whole time I was like “Uggh his hair…ughhh do you see that…it’s awful.” Eventually my sister joined in on the fun.

  • Sara

    Yikes, sorry for the triple post!

  • Mavis

    Yes! Please cut that hair! And while your at it, stop with the plastic surgery already! You now look like Joan River’s brother!

  • Stephanie T.

    Yeah, he’s got to stop with the long hair. Prince valliant cuts don’t look well with men who have the head shape of a peanut M&M. Ie- Steve Valentine of Crossing Jordan fame.

  • Snarf

    It’s like the mutant offspring of Kirk’s Toupee and a some road kill. Just. Stop. It. Now.

  • Ep Sato

    I keep thinking “Mcvinci” for some reason.
    Now, who wants to bet David Spade will make a joke about this in a few weeks?

  • Liddy

    That guy gives me the creeps, I don’t care what his hair looks like. How did this man get to be an actor? Oh, right, the rest of his family is famous.

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