Watching a Pineapple Express commercial the other night with friends, I wondered out loud, "Am I stoned, or is this movie opening on a Wednesday?" Read the full post.
Aug 6
2008
08:08 PM ET
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How could nobody have added one of the million hilarious moments from Half-Baked? When Sir-Smoke-Alot (Dave Chappelle) is telling Thurgood about all his problems.
“Dr. says I need a backiotomy.”
I was reading through the comments and almost thought no one got the arrested development pic of afternoon delight (a strain famous for slowing behavior). Thank god for those first 3…
How about the opening scene from Super Troopers? Hello! That kid ate the whole bag of shrooms and was licking the glass quoting Charlie and Chocolate Factory. That’s some funny sh*t!!
In “Clueless” when the stoned skater, played by Breckin Meyer, gives an acceptance speech for having the most tardies. Hilarious!
How about best stoner song?
Wear Your Love Like Heaven
by Donovan
Color in sky prussian blue
Scarlet fleece changes hue
Crimson ball sinks from view
CHORUS
Wear your love like heaven x3
Lord kiss me once more
Fill me with song
Allah kiss me once more
That I may, that I may
Wear my love like heaven
Wear my love like heaven
Color sky havana lake
Color sky rose carmethene
Alizarian crimson
CHORUS
Lord kiss me once more
Fill me with song
Allah kiss me once more
That I may, that I may
Wear my love like heavenx2
Lord kiss me once more
Fill me with song
Allah kiss me once more
That I may, that I may
Wear my love like heaven
Wear my love like heaven
Cannot believe what I see
All I have wished for will be
All of our race proud and free
CHORUS
Lord kiss me once more
Fill me with song
Allah kiss me once more
That I may, that I may
Wear my love like heaven
Wear my love like heaven
Okay, not a movie, but…those SNL segments with Jimmy Fallon and Horatio Sanz…(Jared’s Room???)
This isn’t an actual stoned scene, but I like that moment in Clueless when Cher is trying to convince Tai not to date Travis because he’s a “loadie”… “It’s one thing to spark up a doobie and get laced at parties, but it’s quite another to be fried all day. Do you see the distinction?”
Or another scene in Clueless when Dionne and Murray get in a fight…
Tai: See that… almost destroyed my buzz.
Cher: I’m still baked.
Also, any moment from Dazed and Confused or Eddie and Mark in Empire Records.
is no one going to mention perhaps the funniest comedic moment of all time? Bill Murray. Chevy Chase. Caddy Shack.
“And you know what’s really good about this grass here is that you can smoke it.”
I like the line in ANALIZE THIS MOVIE,When Billy tells them, smoke a joint make love,forgetaboutit. i’m ad libbing all the while eating cheese and crakers with GRAY POUPON! Oh do go on.oh how I do love a happy ending.cherrio, the nose
Dazed and Confused, when Slater is talking about Martha Washington. “Behind every good man there is a woman, and that woman was Martha Washington, man, and everyday George would come home, she would have a big fat bowl waiting for him, man, when he come in the door, man, she was a hip, hip, hip lady, man.”
The Brady Bunch Movie – “…I’m trippin’ with the Bradys!!!”
When Russell says “I am a golden god!!” from the movie “Almost Famous”
when the dog got high in Half-Baked
How about in “Friday” when Smokey tells Craig that his Dad needs to cut his hair, because it looks like “a bunch of spiders having a meeting up there…”
In Dazed and Confused when the guys are riding and see the car o’ girls pass by – and Slater says the classic “Check Ya Later.” There is nothing better!