I don’t know anything about Twilight, but I do know a lot about crappy food. I think that more than qualifies me to grade the Twilight-inspired dishes currently offered by participating restaurants in Forks, Washington, where Stephenie Meyer’s books take place. (Hahaha — FORKS)
Bella Burger — "a hamburger bun, a patty (both vegetarian and beef patties are available), pineapple — a little sweetness to match Bella’s personality — and, of course, Sully’s secret sauce."
Review: Can I get some gruyere cheese up in here? And whatever the hell that peanut butter-esque layer is in our spot-on pictorial rendition of this burger? Thanks!
Grade: B
Bellasagna — "packed with beef, Italian sausage, romano cheese, parmesan cheese, ricotta cheese, and mozzarella cheese and homemade tomato sauce."
Review: I’ve had this before! It was called "lasagna."
Grade: F
Twilight Special Subway Sandwich — "includes chicken, ham, bacon, and marinara sauce."
Review: Gross. Stop after "bacon."
Grade: D
That’s it! Now, feel free to post your own Twilight-inspired dishes, so I can not review them in my spare time.
Oh boy, another Twilight-themed article from TW (Twilight Weekly).
Yeah, but this one’s blatantly making fun of the whole phenomenon, so I approve this message.
Rob Pattinson on a bun
It does strike me as kind of strange that EW is shilling YA vampire fiction so hard for a publisher that isn’t even a part of the Time-Warner empire anymore.
Twilight sandwich: cheese, cheese, cheese, and more cheese, with cheese sauce, on white bread with corn syrup.
Wow.. did they really put a burger over Kristen’s head? that is sad, lol
And whoever said Robert Pattinson on a bun… i second that… LOL
This article is completely ignorant. If you don’t like the fandom, so be it. It doesn’t mean you have to criticize it. Haters suck
Man, those (okay except the lasagna) sound like they would leave a really crappy taste in my mouth, just like Breaking Dawn did to the whole fandom. Aww.
Rob Pattinson on a bun, definetly.
Rob Patterson on a bed of lettuce and lots of mayonnaise. Yes please. I could spend all day licking him.
Nobody here is criticizing Twilight or going against it. I love Annie and her smart-alec-iness. Crappy food knowledge ftw!
Ok, you know what?! You probably haven’t even read the books! Why do you feel the need to criticize them??
Obviously they’ve gotta be good, otherwise they wouldn’t have such a huge fandom!
And if you hate that EW keeps posting Twilight related articles then why are you reading them?!
Anyway, the author of this article should’ve read the books before she wrote this.
“just like Breaking Dawn did to the whole fandom. Aww.”
Aww arn’t you such a true fan. Suck it hater.
As much as i’m disapointed and slightly revolted of Fork’s Twilight food, i do think that people need to learn to expand their taste. don’t just base your opinion of the food by what one critic says. if you’re still not convinced that this food will not completely digust you, well then e-mail another critic to check the food out; but let’s face it, most of us don’t know a real food critic. sure, i wouldn’t want to eat that stuff, but that’s just me. btw, i agree wth the rob-on-a-bun. lol
btw if i offended anyone in anyway, i send my sincere apologies